[6 months later]

"Vexen, I REALLY want some pickles." Zexion said and Xigbar and Vexen exchanged glances.

"I kind of want some pizza with mushrooms on it." Demyx mused and poked his chin.

"That sounds good right now." Zexion pondered and Vexen blinked.

"You two HATE mushrooms." Vexen pointed out.

"And pickles." Xigbar added.

"So!? I want some fucking pickles." Zexion snapped and crossed his arms.

"We don't have any--"

"FINE! Let's go Demyx. Let's get some mushroom pizza and pickles." Zexion said and Demyx nodded and they walked out of the house and got in Zexion's car that Marluxia got him for his birthday.

"I don't get it." Xigbar said slowly and Vexen blinked multiple times. He flew over to the phone and quickly dialed a number.

"Hello?" Marluxia answered.

"Marley." Vexen said quickly.

"Yes Vexen?" Marluxia asked and Vexen took in a deep breath.

"Did you give birth to Zexion?" He asked and Marluxia laughed.

"No I waved my wand and he appeared out of nowhere. Of coarse I did!" Marluxia said and Vexen laughed.

"Ok. Thanks Marley." Vexen quickly hung up and turned to Xigbar. "I have a reason to believe that... THEY'RE FUCKING PREGNANT!" Vexen tugged at his hair. "Oh my god... Xaldin is going to KILL me!" Vexen sat on the floor and made some strange upset noise.

"Oh shit... Your not serious." Xigbar began pacing back and fourth and tugged out his hair tie. He was stressed.

--

Zexion and Demyx came back with a huge jar of dill pickles and a large pizza.

"We're back." Zexion called and they finished walking up the small steps to see Vexen pressed against the cabinets with messy hair and he was biting his thumb sitting on the floor with his legs to his chest with one arm around them. Xigbar was curled up on the floor in the middle of the floor.

"...What are you guys doing?" Demyx asked and Vexen slightly stared at him.

"I'm planning my funeral and I have no idea what Xigbar is doing. Hey, who wants my car in my will?" Vexen asked and Zexion put the jar of pickles down.

"Why do you want to die?" He asked confused and Vexen sighed.

"I don't want to. Xaldin is going to kill me." Vexen said and bit his thumb again.

"Why will my dad kill you?" Zexion asked relatively confused.

"BECAUSE I KNOCKED YOU UP!" Vexen cried and Zexion and Demyx looked at each other and started laughing. "What's so funny?"

"It took you that long to figure it out? Vexen, my dad already knows." Zexion said and Vexen looked up shocked.

"..How far along are you?" Vexen asked and Zexion smirked.

"Nearly 2 months." He said and Vexen's mouth dropped.

"A-and I didn't know?" Vexen asked slowly and Zexion shrugged. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"...I was afraid to." Zexion admitted and Vexen stood up confused.

"Why?" Vexen asked, obviously hurt.

"Because, I'm not 18 yet. It's March and I won't be 18 until June 6th. By that time I'll be 5 months pregnant. I just didn't want you making a big deal about it." Zexion explained.

"Why are YOU upset Xiggy? Do you not want it..?" Demyx asked, slightly heartbroken.

"I'm just thinking Demyx." Xigbar sighed. "Between Xigbar jr. or Braig." Demyx broke a grin and hugged Xigbar.

"They're both perfect." Demyx giggled.

"Why hasn't your dad killed me yet?" Vexen asked sadly. He couldn't believe he was the last to know.

"Because, he can't say anything. We're engaged." Zexion said and chuckled softly.

"Does this mean you can move in with me now?" Vexen asked hopefully and Zexion shook his head.

"No, my mom wants to be there for a very good portion of the pregnancy." Zexion said and Vexen sighed.

"Well fine then." Vexen mumbled.

"Oh shit." Xigbar said and Demyx raised his eyebrow.

"What Xiggy?" He asked and Xigbar laughed and swerved his legs underneath him so he was now kneeling and he dug through his pocket.

"This means that I could do this now." Xigbar moved one knee forwards and pulled out a black box and opened it. "Marry me kid."

"Of COARSE Xiggy!" Demyx shrieked excitedly and Xigbar slipped on the ring. "That's the wrong hand."

"Gosh! Wives can be SO picky." Xigbar complained and Demyx laughed and switched the ring to the proper hand. "I love you Xiggy." Demyx said happily.

--

"So who's gonna be the best man?" Reno asked grinning.

"We don't pick the best man." Demyx mumbled and Zexion sighed.

"Don't remind me." He mumbled.

"We're the wives. We pick the bridesmaids and the maid of honor." Demyx exhaled and rubbed his temple.

"That's a pretty hefty ring you got on there." Reno examined it. "Not saying that Zexion's isn't huge but Xigbar is a gym teacher."

"He wasn't that his WHOLE life Reno." Riku stated simply.

"Well sorry I don't stalk him." Reno replied with a smirk.

"Step away from my man." Demyx retorted and Larxene walked in.

"Good, you two are ready. Come on. Game time." She said and they nodded and followed her and once they got a good portion away from everyone she turned to them and they stopped walking. "Are you guys going to be ok to play?" She asked with her eyebrow raised.

"Uh.. Yeah. Why wouldn't we be?" Demyx asked and she smirked.

"Well I was only thinking of..." She glanced down at their stomachs. "your situations."

"...How'd you know?" Demyx asked and she looked at them like she was saying 'your seriously asking that?'

"I know everything." She stated simply.

"Obviously..." Zexion sighed. "But we're fine to play. It's 2 months. And we just catch the girls nothing else dangerous like get tossed in the air."

"If you say so. Come on."

--

The day finally came. Zexion and Demyx tried to hold it off as much as possible, but at 5 months there wasn't any going back.

"Who's the dad?" Someone asked while they were in Chemistry.

"Excuse me?" Zexion asked, eyebrow raised.

"Your pregnant. It's pretty obvious. Who's the father?" He asked again.

"None of your business." Zexion snapped.

"What? You just go around fucking everyone or something?" He smirked and Zexion glared.

"No." Zexion said flatly.

"Then who's the dad?" He asked again and Zexion wouldn't answer.

"Ok, whore." He said and that set Vexen off.

"I'm the dad now leave my fiancé alone." Vexen hissed and Zexion's eyes went wide. The only person that knew about him and Vexen were his close friends and Kairi. Now the whole CLASS knew. He turned his head blushing.

"Now I see why you didn't say anything. I'd be embarrassed too." He chuckled and something in Zexion snapped and he punched the guy so hard in the face he flew backwards.

"I LOVE HIM ASSHOLE! I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT!" He shouted then glared at Vexen. "I'm going to T1." He said and Vexen frowned.

"Ok. Goodbye Mr. Ienzo." He continued to act professional even though his dirty laundry was hung into the open.

--

"Oh my god Vexen. The way you yelled at that guy." Zexion swooned and Vexen kissed down Zexion's neck as he removed his shirt.

"The way you punched him in the face." Vexen smirked and Zexion pulled Vexen's shirt over his head.

"I love you." Zexion said and Vexen kissed him.

"I love you too." He said and kissed Zexion's stomach. "And I always will."

"What an unlikely turn of evens you know?" Zexion laughed and Vexen held Demyx close.

"I've never been so happy to have those dreams in my life." Vexen replied and Zexion kissed him.

"I've never been so happy period."

--

"Xiggy." Demyx looked up at Xigbar. They were laying on the couch, Demyx's head was in Xigbar's lap and Xigbar was subconsciously rubbing Demyx's stomach.

"Yes Demyx?" He asked and turned to Demyx.

"I love you." Demyx said with the most innocent look he's ever had.

"I love you too Demyx. Don't forget it." Xigbar kissed Demyx tenderly. "And I can't wait to have Xigbar Jr."

"It can't be Demyx Jr.?" Demyx asked and Xigbar laughed.

"Nope. The second one will be Demyx Jr." Xigbar commented and Demyx smiled and got up and kissed Xigbar. "Kid, stop getting me horny with your handsome self."

"Why? We haven't had sex in like SO long." Demyx complained and Xigbar kissed Demyx's forehead softly.

"I'm just uncomfortable with having sex with you being pregnant." Xigbar blushed.

"What are you going to do? Give him a black eye?" Demyx asked with his eyebrow raised.

"...Oh shut up." Xigbar laughed and nibbled on Demyx's neck. "Do you want me inside you again?" He whispered seductively and Demyx nodded.

"Now please." Demyx smiled and Xigbar rolled his eyes with a smirk.

"Come on."

The end