Tennis Kids

Summary: This is a Prince of Tennis/Naruto (Shippuden)/Full Metal Alchemist/Bleach/ Death Note crossover story. It has many characters mostly main characters of the anime's. A new school year has arrived and what's this? Transfer students? Senshun Guaken doesn't get many of those…..not to mention there are a whole lot of them! Some don't even look related! So what are our Prince of Tennis characters gonna say when they see these students aren't normal and CAN'T PLAY TENNIS?! Rated T- for cussing

AN- Ironic Huh?

Disclaimer: The thing that's a pain to put on and almost every fanfic writer including me wishes they owned.

I DO NOT own Prince of Tennis, Bleach, Naruto (shippuden), Full metal alchemist, or Death Note.

DRHG: Phew that was a mouth full. Onward to the awkward.

Warning: there maybe some OOCness you never know!

Edward Elrick slowly opened his eyes. Gazing at his clock it read 8:45. The warm early September Sun streamed down onto his face. He was too lazy to move from his comfortable position. He pressed his head against his pillow again and relaxed.

'AH this is the life' he thought to himself 'a bright September day it's 8:45 on a Monday morning nothing can go wrong'

But in fact Edward was entirely WRONG in fact it took up until that moment of self explanation for it to click in his head. MONDAY MORNING....... END OF SUMMER...... 8:45...... Man was he slow.

"Oh Crap!" Edward yelled as he popped out of bed. The one thing he had forced out of his head was back and badder than a pissedoff Envy......school.

Ed washed up getting dressed in his new school uniform mixed with his old one. The shirt was new and fit fine. But the pants, that was different.

In the mail when the uniform arrived he complained that the pants were too long. Just as he finished moping he was hit with a wrench by his sister Winry who had no other explantion for her actions than the statement "you'll grow into it, or you'll wear your old ones Ed." with venum dripping down ever word she spoke.

Edward oviously frightened by Winry choose plan B. He didn't want to be called a shrimp more than he regularly did because of being a Senior at some middle school with his pants rolled up about 2 yards. Then again he'd love to beat the living hell out of anyone who said it to his face. With that thought a grin crept onto his face.

Ed slid on his shoes and put his gloves on his hands covering the automail underneath. The last he needed was to become ridiculed by his new classmates that he was the 'tin man' from the wizard of Oz, or get weird looks of pity from others. All Ed wanted was to be treated normaly or as normal as he could try to be like back at Central. Sure he loved some people's awe-struck faces after witnessing alchemy for the first time, but here Winry TOLD him not to use it or next time she had to put his automail together she'd do a crappy job or not fix it at all. And in this world Ed's family was in, it wasn't like there was a local automail shop anywhere close.

As he opened the door a kuni passed narrowly in front of him as Ed ducked.

"Ha ya missed!" Ed teased trimphent. There had finally come a day when he doged a big meatlic object. But his gloating was cut short due to a monkey wrench hitting him square in the forehead.

"WINRY, Winry Onee-chan, Naruto Nii-san I don't think you should do that to Edward Onii-san, you'll give him migrans" said the most worried and second youngest, Alphonze Ulrick.

"I've already got migrans if you haven't noticed." Ed said under his breath.

"You're late," Winry stated.

"Yeah so?" said Ed not expecting anything to happen.

Winry looked at the youngest sibling in the family, Naruto. She nodded in approval to his as Al braced himself the best that a soul bonded to a suite of Amor could.

"Wow!" said Naruto arrogently "I thought I slept in late, I thought it took you no time to get up and ready Ed, Considering you're so short " Naruto Emphisized the last word in his sentence. That's right he said the S-word, short and Ed.....exploded.

"Who you calling a runt so short they need to be seen by a microscope!" Ed fummed.

"Well let's get that anger to some good use" Winry said almost down the street "O-ch-bi!"

Naruto and Al ran as well as Ed chased behind screaming "get back here!"

Ed could easily outrun Winry but put most of his energy in his anger and aura surrounding him.

Just as Winry turned the corner laughing hysterically she knocked into someone. Looking up she gazed at the faced that she collieded with rubbing the area of impact.

"Hey whatch where you're going." said the guys voice demandingly.

Winry looked up focusing her vision. It looked a male version of Ino.

"S-sorry" she said getting herself up off the ground dusting her uniform off.

"Winry-san!" called her two younger brothers.

Just then another voice was heard calling out "Deidara-kun!"

The boy turned around calling "it took you long enough"

The girl got closer next to the blonde Deidara.

"Geez," she winned :why do you always have to run ahead-oh hey Winry"

"Hey Ino," said Winry casually.

"You know her?" Deidara said in question.

"Well DUH!" said Ino stating the ovbious "she's my senpai!"

"We only got to this world a while ago so don't go blamming me for not knowing!" Deidara spat back. "But still, interesting."

Suddenly a shirken flew by Deidara's head. Thanks to his good ninja reflexs, one of the only things that stayed when transfering worlds, he dodged the shirken, but instictivly jumped into Ino arms. Ino waited 5 seconds holding the yelping defensive Deidara, then she instictivly dropped him.

"I couldn't believe he's an S-ranked Crimminal and I still can't." mumbled Ino to himself.

"Don't even think about it Dei," said a brunnett haired girl with cinnbon rolled hair. Accompanying her was a lighter haired brunett who had almost blonde looking highlights in his hair. "Or next time I won't miss."

The lighter haired brunnett put his hand on her should in recognition as he closed his eyes and smiled approvingly. The girl looked back and smiled as well in.....admiration.

"Don't do that un!" Deidara yelled angrily.

The girl was put out of her cheerful mode and into a more serious one.

"Then stop thinking so wrong.... pervert," the girl countered.

"How do you know what I thinking Ten-Ten un?!" Deidara fumed.

"It's not that hard," the brunett man confessiouly. "You always use that face to ponder something along the lines of being a pervert."

At this time Whinry started to blush. She was being thought of by a lower-classmen's brother THAT way. Heck he could be a pedifile for crying out loud!

Ten-Ten nodded in agreement. "Light5-nii's right you know," soon Ino joined them in nodding, and Deidara's face tinited red as he told them all to shut up and die.

Meanwhile in Winry's mind her embarrassment went to anger in a matter of seconds. From pervert to pedifile, to abuse to molest to rape, she'd beat the crap out of him before he even had a chance to do anything. And with that as he turned around she readied her wrench and nailed him. 'Yes!' she thought to herself 'right on target!'

Sooner or later when this little episode was going on Ed arrived to be cut off by arguing.

"Has anyone noticed," pointed out Al.

"We're gonna be late!" Naruto screamed.

Everyone who had a watch looked at it. They jumped and the entire hord of students ran towards the school, only to find..........

Dun, Duh, Dahhhhhh!!!!!! What do they find? When are the other anime's gonna be in here?! Find out next time on Tennis Kids

Author's space:

Me: Aw great, just great!

Al: What?

Me: It sounds like a friggen' episode of Pokemon, or Naruto to somethin' and this is suppose to be a crossover!

Al: Well why don't you let them see what's gonna be there for next time?

Me: Great idea Al! *Squishes Al*

Al: DRHG can't.....breathe!

Me: Oh right!

Ahem....

Next time in chapter 2 of tennis kids (if I can make one)

"Aw great," mumbled Naruto "how do we get there now?"

"I've got-" Ed suggested.

"No Ed you cannot transmutate it." Winry sighted

"I could-" pipped up Deidara, who was answered by a chorus of 'No's'

"Deidara, what did they say about blowing things up." Reminded Ten-Ten.

"Don't kill or blow things up in this world unless it's an emergency un," Deidara sighed in a lethargic tone "Man I hate when you remind me un!"

There look out for the next chapter or something like that soon! Thank you!