A/N:I got the idea from the TV show Eureka. The third line I'm paraphrasing from Scrubs. Thanks to fredbassett for the beta and for sorting out the last sentence!

"That's a nice top," Becker said, standing next to Sarah.

"Thanks, it was a bargain – fifty percent off." She replied proudly.

"How about we find a stationery cupboard and get it one hundred percent off?"

The surprised look she gave him made him regret the words as soon as he'd said them; usually he was good under pressure but that was in life or death situations - this was different.

Sarah started laughing uncontrollably; Becker was just grateful he wasn't blushing…of course the hundreds of pairs of eyes watching them weren't helping. Silently he cursed the Human Resources Assistant who had chosen him to ad-lib a scenario with Sarah for the ARC sexual harassment seminar.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry," Sarah said, wiping tears from her eyes. "Can we try again?"

"Actually, let's move on," Becker stated glaring at the Human Resources Assistant, who started to look worried.

"Of course. Can I just add that despite Dr Page's reaction there is nothing funny about sexual harassment in the work place."

"Sorry," Sarah apologised again as she took a seat next to Abby.

"One hundred percent off?" Danny mocked Becker as he sat down.

"Smooth," Connor sniggered.

"Shut up," Becker growled at them. "If I wanted to role-play I would've been an actor."

Out of the corner of his eye he swore he caught a conspiratorial look pass between Lester and the HR guy. Becker couldn't help wandering if this was Lester's indirect way of punishing him for allowing Danny to abseil down the ventilation shaft again. Becker had to be sure the changes made to security were working, but he wasn't quite sure Lester saw it the same way.