Aoi-Chan: And now we're back!
Kishu: Do you always have to say that? Its annoying.
Aoi-Chan: Shut up. Now onto the first dare!
Kishu: And change the subject like that?
Aoi-Chan: I said, SHUT UP! Now I will read the dare! Its from Saba's Reflection!
It's easy to sue
someone for existing if we use our imagination... *solicitor
appears* Solicitor: *shoves letter in Ryou's hands* I'll see
you in court! See? I sued! ^_^
Ryou: You will be sentenced to trial, and Aoi-san
will be the judge!
*Everything as now set up like it's a court and Aoi-Chan is dressed up like a judge*
Aoi-Chan: Oh cool! I have one of those hammer thingies! *Bangs against podium*
Shirogane:…
Aoi-Chan: Anyways, what do have to say in your defense Shirogane?
Shirogane: I say its unreasonable to sue someone for existing. What harm could existing do?
Aoi-Chan: *thinks* Pain and suffering. I say your guilty!
Shirogane: B-
Aoi-Chan: Silence! Take him away!
*two cops randomly appear and drag Shirogane away*
Ryo: No! Ryou!
Retasu: Um… Aoi-San, Saba-San was just sueing him… Not trying to convict him to jail…
Aoi-Chan: *Shrugs* I don't think it really matters… Next Dare! From TMMFan123
I LOVED HOW I ACTED
IN THE STORY! I SERIOUSLY LOUGHED MY HEAD OFF! now... Kish:
Why are you such a pervert to Ichigo? If she doesnt love you then
leave her alone. I had to let all that out.
Ichigo: If you really hate Kish, then let me kill
him.
Aoi: thank you for letting me on the show! I luv it.
Deep
Blue: Ok, I'm going to say this calmly. Now WHY THE HELL YOU CALLED
ME A STUPID HUMAN! NOW ON, WHEN I COME ON THE SHOW I'LL BEAT THE F&CK
PUT OF YOU AND KILL YOU YOU SON OF A B**CH!! IF YOU EVEN TOUCH ME,
I'LL KILL YOU!!
Pudding: Give me a hug!
Tart: give me your
diary for the whole chapter and i'll read it out loud. if you dont,
do you have a death wish because i would kill you.
Pai:...i have
no idea what to do with you. Go to a movie theater, yelled "I'M
GAY!" and kiss a stranger or else.
Zakuro: Your perfect, I
wont do any dares on you
Lettuce: Go hug Pai and kiss Pie. (you
wont get it)
Minto: YOU LASY COUCH POTATO! GET UP AND DATE A
SERIAL KILLER!
Kishu: Because, shes my little Koneko-Chan!
Ichigo:…
Mari: *Gets out chainsaw*
Ichigo: I don't hate Kishu… He did save me…
Mari: Can I still kill him?
Aoi-Chan: No. That would be disobeying the law of your own dare.
Mari:… Awww! *Looks over at Deep Blue and smiles evily*
Deep Blue: What are you doing!? Get away from me! *The rest has been censored*
Pudding: Mari Onee-Chan is scary… But since it's a dare… *Hugs Mari*
Taruto: I don't have a diary…
Mari: Hand it over.
Taruto: *scared look pulls out a small book and reluctantly hands it to Mari*
Mari: *reads* Pudding is really annoying and has started to call me Taru Taru. I wouold never admit it outloud, but I like that name…
Pai: *sighs and teleports to a movie theater and walks to the front of the room* I'm gay!
Someone: Congragulations! Now get away!
Pai: *kisses someone then leaves and teleports back* I hate you…
Retasu: *blushes then quickly kisses Pai and hugs him*
Pai: *Hugs Retasu back*
Aoi-Chan: *Horrified look* NO way! No!
Mari: It's a dare.
Aoi-Chan: Well Serial killers normally are hard to find… So… How about Kishu? He's pretty psychotic. Plus, if he hurts Minto Imouto-Chan, he will have to face a very mad authoress.
Mari: Fine… *Doesn't look very happy*
Kishu: Do I have to?
Aoi-Chan: Yes. But if you hurt Minto Imouto-Chan, you will face the most horribe fate ever! Which will include, Poisoness mushrooms, snow gnats, very hungry lions, unneeded surgery, and a Doll called Pretty Penny!
Kishu: *Scared look* Pretty Penny? I don't even want to know what that is…
Negi: You really are obsessed with those books aren't you?
Aoi-Chan: What books?
Negi: Those Unfortunate something books.
Aoi-Chan: A Series of Unfortunate Events?
Negi: Yes.
Aoi-Chan: What would make you say that?
Negi: Well, two dares you submitted to Saba's Reflection's had to do with those books, and your threats to Kishu.
Aoi-Chan: So? I got a little inspiration. It was just the noodle and leeches!
Negi: And your threats!
Aoi-Chan: We're holding up the story! Now go on your date! Kishu remember hurt Minto and you wil face, Poisoness mushrooms, snow gnats, very hungry lions, unneeded surgery, and a Doll called Pretty Penny! Next dare! Its from Ryou's Fangirl!
FUNNY! Hey...don't
worry about dressing me up I did it once in a cosplay.
Zakuro:
Kiss Keiichiro (I know you like it)
Ryou: Do a lap dance on
me.
Ichigo: A kiss to Kisshu now
Mint: Please show us your
breaking dance moves girl
Can I play soccer game with the guys
using Berry's head as a ball? You and Negi are invited to play.
Zakuro: Again? *glares at Ryo then kisses Akasaka*
Aoi-Chan: Sorry… Shirogane needs to serve out his sentence to prison… Kishu and Minto aren't here right now… Their on a date…
Kishu: *Teleports in with Minto* Theres no way I'd miss a kiss from my Koneko-Chan!
Ichigo: *Sigh* I learned, its best not to argue. *Grabs Kishu and kisses him*
Kishu: *Kisses back*
Ichigo: *Kicks him in the stomach* But apparently, he didn't learn anything.
Minto: Ok… *Does a beautiful dance routine*
Aoi-Chan: *Summons a random piano and starts playing back ground music*
Minto: *finishes with a curtsy*
Aoi-Chan: You dance nicely Minto Imouto-Chan!... *Screams*
Everyone: What?
Aoi-Chan:… *Breathing heavily in a freaked out way* I just got off my computer, and walked into the hallway and stepped on something wet, squishy and sticky. Do you know what it was?
Kishu: No. I don't stalk you so I wouldn't know.
Aoi-Chan: A heart. A real heart. A DEAD HEART! It was squishy!
Negi: 0.0 do you live with a murderer or something?
Aoi-Chan: No. But I do have a cat! It was a bird's heart… And its head was just a few… inches away… *shudders*
Negi: Ohkay then…
Aoi-Chan: Ok next review is from ShinyPachirisuLover!
Pachirisu literally
means electric squirrel. Anyway, I'll have Chini create a rip in
time... -Chini releases enough energy to create a rip of time- Watch
out, Shiro-baka!
-pushes Ryou into the rip- Might as well push
the tree hugger in there as well. -pushes Masaya into the rip-
Aoi-Chan: Well Shirogane isn't here right now!
Aoyama: *Gets pushed into rip*
Ichigo: AOYAMAKUUUN!
Aoi-Chan: Don't worry Ichigo, he'll be OK by the next chapter! Where did you send him anyways, Shiny?
Shiny: I don't know. Its random.
Aoi-Chan: Ok… So it might take some time to get him back… But we will! Next review is from Zuka The Devil!
O.o
Hai.. now that Aoi-chan says... I haven't killed Ryou! Hehe, I must
be in PaiReta world too much ^^' Pai: Kiss Retasu x3 Ryou:...
*kills* xD Negi: Ooh...o.o You don't like bi people...?
Aoi-Chan:… Well Shirogane is in jail right now…
Negi: No I do not. Its sick!
Aoi-Chan: Now that's not very nice! There is nothing wrong with that!
Negi: Yes-
Aoi-Chan: Well its wrong to judge people like that!
Minto: Well it looks like they could argue for awhile… Well I guess bye then! Please review!
Just so people know, I'm not homophobic. So I hope no one is offended by the fact that I made Negi homophobic. It just seems to fit her character that's all Oh and thing with the bird, yeah that really did happen. I got up to get water, and I stepped on the heart. I really did scream. How would you like it if you stepped on some unknown squishy object? I just thought it would be funny to add.