Meet The Dumbledores

Chapter 1
"Right this way please." Minerva McGonagall said as she stopped all of the first years at the entrance of the Great Hall. "Gather around so you all can hear me. Okay,....you are about to be sorted into your houses, they are GRYFFINDOR, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw,...... and Slitheryn," Minerva explained to the students, "Your houses are like your families, you gain house points for your triumphs, any rule breaking and you will LOSE points.......understood.....good." She said as she entered the great hall, but before leaving she told the children she would be back when they were ready for them. Just as she walked up to Albus, she overhears Severus telling Rolanda a joke.

"How many Dumbledores does it take to fill the Gryffindor table...." but before he could finish Minerva walks up behind him and taps him on the shoulder and smiles. When he looked up to see who it was his face went red due to embarrassment. "Minerva, exactly how many children do you and Albus have?" Severus asked in his usual tone.
"Eleven, why do you ask, what's it to you anyway." Minerva snapped at him.
"Oh...I thought you had MORE than that." Snape replied. She then stormed off, pissed off with Severus for the rude joke. She then left the Great Hall to go get the first years that were to be sorted at the sorting ceremony. She then felt a nudge in her stomach, which reminded her that she and Albus would have another child in six months. What shocked her was how much she was showing at this point. They decided to tell only a few selected people Poppy, Rolanda, and Pomona, Severus Snape not being one of those people....for obvious reasons.

"We're ready for you now." Minerva said calling the first years to the Great Hall. As everyone filled into the grand hall, Minerva got all emotional due to her current condition and the fact that her three daughters Lily, Lilith, and Luna entered the grand hall to be sorted into their houses. "When I call your name you will put the hat on your head and sit on this chair." Professor McGonagall said as she pointed to the chair with the hat on it. "Flint, Adams" Minerva called out. The boy then took a seat in the chair and put the hat on his head.

"You look like you care a lot about being the most powerful....I know just where to put you. How about Slitheryn." Flint then joined the Slitheryns at the Slitheryn table.

"Estelle, Bones" Minerva said calling out the second name on the list, getting more nervous as she was getting closer to calling her daughters' names. Estelle walked up, she barely had to put the hat on her head before it shouted Gryffindor. "Nissa, Crow" Professor McGonagall called out.

"Another Crow...Hey....You seem different from your brother...so how about Ravenclaw, you seem like you have skill." the sorting hat said.

"Lily, Dumbledore" Minerva said calling her daughter's name out in a shaky nervous voice. She was probably more nervous than her daughter was.

Minerva was not surprised when the hat shouted Gryffindor. "Lilith Dumbledore" Minerva called out just as nervous as she was when she called out Lily's name. To nobody's surprise Lilith was put in Gryffindor as well. The other two sisters were waiting for their sister Luna before they took their seat. "Luna Dumbledore" Minerva called out with a shaky voice. She was scared when the hat started to speak.

"You are difficult...You know you would be good in Slitheryn...Didn't you know you had an uncle that was in Slitheryn?" before the hat could say any more, Minerva muttered something under her breath.

"Damn…bloody hat knows too much." Minerva said under her breath just enough for the hat to here as she glared at it wishing she could strangle it.

"Obviously you know nothing about your uncle. You would also make a good Gryffindor, you know your mother and father were both Gryffindor when they went to Hogwarts." The hat said as Minerva sighed in relief. "Gryffindor it is then." the hat then shouted. Luna and her sisters then joined their other siblings and friends at the table.

"How can we tell you three apart, it already hard to tell your twin sisters, Ginger and Ginny apart." Hermione said as she introduced herself to the triplets.
I know I can tell them apart." Athena said with a chuckle looking at the three of them.

"Of course you can, you live with them, and you see them every day." Harry said in Hermione's defense.
"It's easy for me to tell Fred and George apart." Ron said butting into the conversation.

"Did someone call us?" Both Fred and George replied in unison. Fred and George both looked at the triplets with a smile. "Fred and George at your service."
"I'm Fred." Fred said as he stood up and introduced himself to the triplets.
"I'm George." George said as he shook their hands.

"What exactly is your service?" Lily asked not noticing her mother walking up to the table.
"We'll tell you later." Both twins said, noticing that Professor McGonagall was approaching them. "What brings you here Professor?" Both boys said knowing exactly why she was approaching them.

"Fred...George...Does this belong to either of you?" Minerva said as she held up a whoopee cushion, not just any whoopee cushion, but the kind puts out a stink when someone sits on it. " I would like to see you boys try and get out of this one." Professor McGonagall said with a smirk across her face. "...Well..." While she was waiting for an answer, Harry, Ron, and Hermione noticed that the normally thin Professor McGonagall had a slightly rounded stomach, and from their previous years, at Hogwarts, they know she never stuffs her face, like Crabbe and Goyle, at any meal. "Well boys" Minerva said sternly getting aggravated.

"Fine...How did you know it was us Professor?" Fred said answering for his brother and himself. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the others laughed, because they knew that it wasn't the first time the twins pulled that off on poor Professor McGonagall, and it wouldn't be the last.

"Thanks to you two boys, the whole staff probably thinks Snape shit on himself." Professor McGonagall said (holding back a laugh and smile.) Giving the boys one of those famous looks that they we so used to by now. "The both of you will be helping Filch clean the entire school, for detention, for the whole first semester." Minerva said with a chuckle she knew that they really wouldn't find this punishment at all and would find more trouble, even in detention, not to mention that she was actually proud of them for doing that to Snape. She could have given them a worse punishment. Professor McGonagall then walks off. Athena then answers Harry, Ron, and Hermione's silent question.

"Professor McGonagall....is she..." but before Harry could finish Athena answered.
"Yes, Mum is expecting again, if that answers your question." Athena said knowing there would be more questions because of what she said.

"Wait up...Did you just say mum was expecting again?" Hermione said finally putting two and two together.
"Yep, Minerva McGonagall is our mother, you want proof, here I'll show you." Athena said as she pulled her long black hair back to make it look like it was in a bun.

"Bloody hell, you look like a younger version of Professor McGonagall." Harry said very shocked at what he just found out.
"Albus Dumbledore is our father...obviously." Aquarius said to Harry. "I look like mum...except for the nose," Aquarius said "Please don't try to picture me with a bun though, my hair may be long but that does not meant that I am a girl." Aquarius said with a harsh tone.

"No, that can't be Dumbledore's nose," Harry said as he tried to get a glimpse of Dumbledore's nose from a distance. "His nose looks like it was broken many times." Harry said, but before he could finish Athena answered with a chuckle.
"Mum broke it," Athena said with a chuckle. "MORE than once." Athena said as Minerva stood behind them. None of them knew she was there until she decided to speak.

"Your darn right I broke his nose...I was in AGONY and he had the nerve to ask me if I was OKAY....When I managed to catch my breath I slapped him breaking his nose all because he said the WRONG thing....I finally forgave him when Poppy placed the baby in my arms. I then apologized and felt very bad for what I did." Minerva said reminiscing on those past events, knowing that she could trust Harry, Hermione, and Ron with her family's secrets.

"Albus I know you meant well, but sometimes you just have to keep your mouth shut." Minerva said answering Albus' thoughts. Before anyone could ask she answered " Yes I have just recently discovered that I have the ability to read minds, it started right when i found out I was..." Minerva said with a smile just now realizing when she got that special ability.

"Does Professor Dumbledore know?" Hermione asked.
"No, and let's keep it that way, he doesn't have to know everything...does he." Minerva said sounding like a child trying to cover up their wrong doings. Of all people that overheard it had to be Fred and George.

"Professor McGonagall, did we hear you correctly, did you just say you could read minds." Fred asked.
"Well Yes" Professor McGonagall said wondering where this was going to go. Knowing Fred and George they would hope that she can't read their minds, but she was wrong.

"Can you tell us what Professor Snape is thinking at the moment?" Both boys asked in unison earning a laugh and a smile from their professor, which usually never happened. Professor nodded with a big evil smirk across her face.

"By the way...Fred....George you do not have detention for the whole first semester....I didn't want anyone to know that I was happy that you two did that, it might give me a reputation if you know what I mean. Thank you so much for EMBARASSING Severus, it made my day!" Minerva said "that was so priceless; you should have seen the look on his face, not only his but the rest of the staff too." Minerva said bursting out laughing, which is, something professor McGonagall was NEVER seen doing. Harry, Hermione, and Ron have seen a totally different side of their professor, that was the first time they heard her truly laugh, not one of her sarcastic dry emotionless chuckles either; this was a genuine laugh they heard.