10 ways to make Emmett Cry :D

Destroy his Xbox

Tell him all the grizzles in the world went extinct.

Ban him from Rosalie

Tell Rose he has a playboy magazine under their bed and thinks about it when there…..

Tell him guitar hero was discontinued

Send Rosalie on a year's vacation to Hawaii ALONE

Laugh at him

Tell him that the new style in men's clothes is a frilly pink tutu and then take a picture and post it on the internet.

Dress up as bear and cover it in animal blood (ew) and then run around the house saying "YOU CAN'T CATCH meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

AND THE LAST…..*DRUM ROLL* Put him in a room with a bunch of gay vampires for a week

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