Many Situations

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Chapter 3: Where Have My Clothes Gone?

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It was on a regular day when Light began to notice a few of his personal belongings vanishing. At first he had thought it was Misa trying to organize his things in order to show him how good of a wife she would be (even though he clearly remembered telling her that he didn't want a housewife, thank you), but after a few encounters with his supposedly missing items in very odd places he began to suspect that it wasn't Misa at all.

Light first found one of his missing items inside L's trash can, followed by under L's desk, and he had even found one stuffed into a planter next to L's bed. It was very obvious now that L was stealing his things, especially his special clothing which he had stashed under his white button downs. He would have to find a new hiding place for his special things, but first he needed to confront L.

After the brief trial period where he was handcuffed to Matsuda so L could go do his business (which confused Light since L always managed to handcuff them together again right before a bath), Light was finally back to being chained to L. He figured whatever L's business was it had to do with sneaking around and taking his things while he was helplessly cuffed to Matsuda.

Light had eyed L and noticed that he would occasionally rub his chest and sigh quietly, his head tilted back in bliss. It was at this moment that Light decided that he would just ask L if he knew why he was finding his things in L's room.

"Ryuuzaki?" Light began, his eyes on the amount of sugar L was currently putting in his coffee.

L licked his spoon after stirring the sugary coffee and without looking at Light he asked, "yes, Light?"

"I've been noticing some of my things going missing." He looked around the room to make sure that the other occupants were too busy to listen. "Some special things."

"Oh really? What exactly are these special things of which you speak?" L moved onto eating his cake, the coffee cup now empty.

"Like I need to clarify that for you since you obviously were the one who took them." Light hissed angrily into L's ear, not wanting to draw the attention of the other people in the room.

"I don't know what you are talking about." L said, his eyes never leaving the screen.

Light did not like that answer. He yanked at the handcuff as he stood and dragged L to his feet. "Give them back!" Light shouted, his fist making contact with L's cheek.

"I don't know what you are even talking about." L retorted, spinning around and kicking Light in the chest.

It was then that Light caught a glimpse of something shiny. He stood very still, realization dawning on him. "You're wearing my purple sequenced hot pants!"

Mr. Yagami looked up suddenly when he heard this. "Not this again." He shook his head in shame. "Light I thought the talk we had last time got through to you that wearing women's clothing is not normal for a young boy your age."

"You're saying that your son likes to cross dress, sir?" Matsuda asked, his eyes bulging at the idea of Light in purple hot pants.

Light did not listen as he dragged L into their shared room. "Only I get to wear that!" He pulled at L's pants to reveal the skin tight clothing article.

"But I like purple." L defended himself. He kicked off the pants that had pooled around his ankles after Light had pulled them down.

"That doesn't matter!" He reached to pull off the hot pants when he noticed what exactly he was doing. "Oh, on second thought." He stepped back until the chain was taunt. "You can wear that until you get me a new one. A prettier one."

L did not like the distance that had come between them suddenly and slowly walked towards the other boy. With every step he took, Light took another one back until he was pressed against the wall. "Why didn't you tell me you like to play dress up too?" He was standing close to Light, uncomfortably close.

"My father always told me that it was wrong." Light confessed.

"Oh, well it's not wrong. It is just a little naughty but definitely not wrong. Here." L removed the handcuff and lead Light to a chest that was placed at the end of the bed. He opened it to reveal the rest of Light's things along with a few new ones. "Maybe we can go to see Misa and she can braid ribbons in our hair." L took a small jar that was filled with colorful ribbons.

"You think she will let me try on her shoes?" Light asked, he was picking up a white sun dress that he figured would look good on him.

"It is a possibility."

Light smiled, "I think we should go then. I always wanted to try on her shoes."

"Yes, Misa does have nice shoes." L agreed.

The two men made their way to Misa's quarters hand in hand; L still wearing only the purple sequenced hot pants while Light wore a white sundress over his regular clothing.

Mr. Yagami was still shaking his head in disappointment.

Matsuda was now daydreaming of having a tea party with Light and L, now that he discovered they liked to cross dress as much as he did.

And Misa cried when she walked into her living room to discover Light sitting on L's lap wearing her shoes and kissing L in the same way she always wished he'd kiss her.

The End

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A/N: I hope you guys like. What would Matsuda wear to the tea party? I personally think he would look cute in floral patterns, but that's just me.