I don't own DBZ or Naruto but I do like waffles. Give me waffles! And now for "Attack of The Killer Space Pandas From Hell" (Cough) I mean um… now for "The Kids Are Lost."
Chapter One
I Think We Broke It
In a large room known as the gravity chamber, two people, a man with a blue jump suit and spiky hair and his purple haired son were having a training match."
"Come on Trunks, I know you can do better than that." The spike haired man provoked his son in an effort to get him more worked up for the fight.
"Daaaad, We've been training for the past three hours. I'm tired." Trunks was obviously exhausted.
"Shut up! If you have energy to complain you have energy to keep training!"
Vegeta launched a weak ki blast at his son, which he dodged successfully. Trunks failed to keep his eyes on his father while dodging however and received a blow to his side from his father's leg and he spun to the other end of the room. Just as he got back up and was about to retaliate he heard a voice coming from the room's PA system.
"Trunks, Goten is here." The words of his mother over the PA relieved him greatly.
'Finally. Thought I was going to kill over.' He thought to himself as he exited the gravity room.
"Hmph, Quitter" Vegeta muttered under his breath as he walked over to the control panel and up the gravity room to a harder setting.
:Trunks made his way down to the door of the Capsule Corp Building to greet his friend.
"Hey Goten, what's up?"
"There's this awesome movie that's going to be on TV in twenty minutes and I wanted you to see it."
Trunks wasn't really interested but pretended to be anyway.
"What's it called?"
"Attack of The Killer Space Pandas From Hell!"
The name was enough to perk the purple haired boy's interest.
"That does sound awesome! What are you waiting for, let's watch it."
Two hours later the two boys were on the couch staring at the television with a very traumatized look on their faces.
"Goten, this has to be the most disturbing movie I have ever seen."
"I didn't know you could use a golf ball that way." Was all Goten could say in reply.
"Let's go see if my mom's working on anything in the lab."
Goten nodded and they started to make their way to Bulma's lab.
"Maybe we can find something to drill those images out of my head with" Trunks said half jokingly.
They made there way to the lab to find Bulma working on a strange machine. It looked like a huge metal ring with a control panel beside it.
"Hey mom, whatca working on?" questioned the purple haired demi sayian.
"Oh hey Trunks, It's an inter-dimensional transporter. If I can get it to work it will be possible to travel across time and space in a matter of seconds. Plus, we'll be able to go to other dimensions." She said all this while still tinkering with the machine.
"Now let's see all I have to do is connect this last wire and..." The machine sprung to life a bright swirling light in the center."
Bulma laughed triumphantly with here hands on her hips. "Ha ha ha, and they said it couldn't be done. I am the smartest woman in the world!"
She was too focused in her own self-gloating that she failed to realize the two young boys walking towards the machine.
"Wow Trunks, this is awesome!" exclaimed the slightly younger of the two.
"Yeah, it's pretty cool. I wonder what's on the other side of that portal?" A wicked smirk crossed the purple haired boy's face. "Let's find out."
"You don't mean..."
"Last one through Licks a cactus!" Trunks yelled as he ran into the portal.
"Hey! Wait for me" Goten yelled as he followed behind.
Bulma turned around just in time to see them both jump in.
"WAIT!!" But it was too late they had already crossed.
"When I get my hands on them..." She made her way to the portal. Unfortunately before she could pass through the portal short-circuited and shut down.
Meanwhile on the other side of the portal a young boy was walking on the outskirts of a village. He had blond hair, blue eyes, and whisker marks on his cheeks. He sported an orange and blue jacket and orange pants on his face were a pair of goggles."
"The genin exam's ten days away. I hope they don't have me make a clone again, I suck at clones." He was saying this to himself, as there was no one else around him at the time. Every time he took the exam it was the same test, the Bunshin No Jutsu (Clone Jutsu.) It wasn't his fault no one bothered to teach it to him. After about ten minutes of aimless walking he noticed an odd light start to form in front of him.
"What the?" He pondered, as the light slowly got bigger.
"Ahh Crap!" He yelled as the light exploded all around him and he covered his eyes to avoid going blind. When the light cleared there were what looked to be two young children standing in front of him. One had spikey black hair, an orange fighting gi, a blue undershirt, and matching blue sash. The other had purple hair, a black sleeveless shirt, black shorts, a yellow belt and yellow shoes.
Looking disoriented the one in orange spoke up first. "Trunks I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna..." Before he could finish he spewed the contents of whatever he ate last on the ground next to him.
"Goten, that's disgusting. How'd you get sick anyway, it wasn't that bad." said the other boy.
Goten, while rubbing his poor stomach, turned his head just enough to notice a blond boy staring at them. "Trunks look!" He pointed to the blond.
Trunks turned his head to see.
"Who are you?"
"Name's Naruto!" He stated with a grin on his face. "So um, who you two and how'd you make that cool bright light."
Trunks cocked an eyebrow "What bright light, I just stepped through my mom's machine and...Oh heh heh, I guess it actually worked."
"What machine, what are you talking about." This was starting to sound interesting.
"Well my mom built a machine to go to other dimensions. Me and Goten decided to test it out and we ended up here."
Naruto looked at him confused. "Other dimensions? I have no idea what that means." Then an idea hit him. "I know, why don't I take you guys to the Hokage. He'll be able to help you."
"What's a hokogi, is it something you eat." Goten asked curiously. Trunks wanted to know as well but he was too proud to ask.
"He's the leader of the village. Everyone knows that."
"Oh Okay" said Goten in thanks. 'I still don't get it.'
"Come on I' take you to him." And with that the duo headed with Naruto where the Hokage was. Chatting along the way.
"So Naruto, what's your favorite food?" Goten asked not being able to help himself. Being a Sayian meant he always had two things on his mind, food and fighting.
"Ramen, why?"
"Just curious. What kind of ramen?"
"Any, I even collect different kinds." Naruto was excited now that he had someone to share his ramen fetish with.
"That's awsome! I'll have to see it some time." Goten never heard of anyone collecting a food before.
'Those two act alike. It's kink of creepy." Thought Trunks.
Hiruzen Sarutobi, the third Hokage, had an open mind about things, however the story he was being told was a little hard to believe. Two young children claiming to be from another world that Naruto just happened to run into.
"So Trunks is it?" The boy with purple hair nodded. "You expect me to believe that you two came from a completely different dimension?"
"I don't know what else to say" Trunks was starting to get annoyed. Why was it so hard to get grown-ups to believe what he said.
"While I find it far fetched I don't see any reason for you to be lying to me. In fact I can tell by the look in your eyes that your not. This leads me to my next question. Can you go back?"
"That's the thing gramps" The Third's eye twitched at being called gramps, "I don't know how the machine worked. I have to wait till my mom or dad passes through to get us."
The third rubbed his chin as he pondered. "Hmm, so it could be now or a year from now. This could be an issue." He quickly came up with a solution. "Naruto." Naruto looked up at the Hokage. "Would you mind letting them stay with you while they're here."
Naruto was excited. This would be the first time anyone ever stayed at his house. They might even become his friends.
"Sure, that sounds great." Naruto replied back to the old man.
"Good, now Goten and Trunks there are a few things you should know. One, while your here I expect you to attend the Ninja Acadamy. Since you're stuck here you might as well broaden your horizins. Second, I will provide you with some money for food purposes since I know Naruto only has enough to feed himself." Trunks raised his hand when the Hokage mentioned money.
"Yes Trunks?"
"Do they take Zenni here, because if they do I already have a lot of money with me."
"No Trunks, I'm sorry. In fact, I've never even heard of that currency. Like I said though, I'll give you an allowance for food like I do for Naruto. In fact I'll give you the money now while I'm thinking of it."
He pulled a wad of bills out from his desk drawer and gave some to each of them.
"Now if you don't have anymore questions there's work I need to do. Don't worry, I'll make sure all the paperwork is taken care of so your teacher knows who you are."
"Come on guy! I want to show you everything in my apartment." Naruto ran out the door with the two younger boys behind him.
'I get the feeling those two are going to be a pain' The Third thought to himself.
They arrived at the house and naruto was currently giving the two half sayians a tour of the place.
"...And this is the fridge, that's the stove, over there's the bathroom." Trunks just nodded occasionally without really paying attention Just noting where all of the important stuff is. Goten however was actually interested and took in everything he was being show.
"Oh and I hope one one you doesn't mind sleeping on the floor. All I have is my bed and a small couch and I don't want to give up my bed."
"I'll sleep on the floor." Goten answered. "I sleep outside on the ground all the time so it's no big deal."
"Okay since that's settled I go ahead and cook you two some Ramen. This is the only time I'm letting you two in my stash though. After tonight you have to buy your own.
Twenty minutes later Naruto was staring at the two half sayians in awe. He knew he was a big eater but these two put him to shame. They both ate twenty bowls each compared to his five bowls.
"It just isn't possible. All of...my...ramen. My beautiful ramen. All of it...eaten."
Both the younger boys just sat back in their seats with content looks on their faces.
"I'm going to bed." Naruto went to his room and passed out in his bed. His mind tortured with nightmares of the ramen consuming beasts in the other room.
With that the chapter has ended. Don't worry, the story will get better. I chose Goten and Trunks however to give myself a challenge. I didn't see either of them in a crossover yet so I figured I'd try it out to see how it ran. Plus the duo are fun for me to write. For those who are wondering this story starts ten days before Naruto's genin exam. As of now I don't know how far I'll take it. I do accept constructive criticism.