Hi!!! I'm back!! Are you ready to be relieved from the torture of wondering whether the dish was good or bad? I hope you are, because there's really no point in writing this if your not! T.T I didn't get any new reviews!

(crawls of and hides in an emo corner) sob. T.T

Yami: (wakes up) hey, don't wake me up with your sobbing! Some people need sleep!

Me: Well don't get it on my bed! Sob. T.T

Yami: please review so VampireGirl stops sobbing!

Me: Hey! Haven't you heard! I changed my name! It's Ivory Jade 6669 now!

Yami: okay, does it matter? You still don't have any new reviews.

Me: T.T I almost forgot. Sob.

Yami: (does face-palm) I'm an idiot. (goes back to sleep on my bed)

Me: sob.

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"OH MY GOD, SPICY!!" Her eyes opened and she ran for the sink. She guzzled down ten liters worth of water, strait from the faucet. Billy Bob, Ferret, and Coffee chuckled.

"Is she always like that?" I asked, I hadn't put THAT much spice in. Ferret laughed again.

"Yeah, Dancer doesn't like hot things, even a little bit of spice will make her do that." He looked thoughtful. "But she never drinks straight from the faucet. That must be pretty spicy!" I was confused, I really didn't put a lot of spice in my dish. In fact, I could down the dish without any liquid at all, but maybe I'm more used to spicy dishes than regular people are. I shrugged it off as Coffee said,

"I'd like to know exactly how spicy this thing is!" and picked up the two meals. Anzu left the sink and watched Coffee excitedly. My eyes were rooted on him as well as he closed his eyes and Billy Bob spun the two plates around each other, so that he couldn't tell which one was which. Then, forsaking the fork in favor of his fingers, he lifted a handful of vegatebels to his mouth from my plate. He chewed, then, without opening his eyes, said, "Water, water, damn that's good!" He said in a rush as Anzu quickly filled a glass of water and brought it to him. He drank it in five seconds flat, then slammed the empty glass down on the counter. He still hadn't opened his eyes. I took my plate out from in front of him as he fumbled around for the other one. When he reached it he once again ignored the fork and took a handful of vegatebles from the plate. He ate them, then said,

"wow. This one is boring compared to the other one!" He laughed, then opened his eyes and said,

"Ferret, your turn!" Ferret closed his eyes and Billy Bob did the exact same thing he did for Coffee. Ferret also ignored the fork, but only took one vegatable instead of an entire handful. Anzu already had a glass of water filled, just in case. Ferret ate the vegatable, but instead of screaming, "Water, Water!" He nodded and said,

"This one isn't too bad, obviously it's not the spicy one." He chuckled, then took a vegatable from my plate. He popped it in his mouth, then screamed predictably,

"WATER, WATER!!!!!" Anzu rushed over and handed the water to Ferret. I stomped my foot.

"Okay, I KNOW I didn't put THAT much spice in it!!" Coffee laughed.

"Alright kid, you taste it!" He smirked, thinking that I'd cry out for water with the rest of them. I walked right over to where Ferret had finished inhaling his water and took my plate and a fork off the counter. Ferret looked up, interested. I took the fork and started to eat. I was right, I really HADN'T put too much spice in! I smiled then took another bite. Yep, just as delicious as the first time I tasted it in my mother's kitchen. I finished the plate, I was hungry. I looked up and saw everyone staring at me, amazed. Coffee suddenly shouted,

"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!!!"

Ferret smirked. "What, jealeus that a KID beat you at a spicy food eating contest?" Coffee growled.

"It's NOT a spicy food eating contest, It's a cook-off, and we still have to vote!"

"Oh, like it was a contest! Whoever made the spicy one has my vote, five stars!" Ferret said. Coffee nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, I vote for the spicy one, that was a surprise!"

Anzu shook her head. "Sorry guys, but you know I don't like spicy food. I like the milder one."

I set my plate down on the counter. "Okay, at two to one, I win." I smiled. Coffee and Ferret looked shocked.

"YOU MADE THAT!!!" They shouted. I nodded slowly. Ferret said,

"Well, If that's your dish, then I guess you get a job here. I mean, we agreed to the contest, you win fair and square."

Billy Bob nodded. "Now that sure was a big surprise! I give, yer the better cook. But one rule for y'all, k?" He asked. We all nodded, surprised. He said, "Now this might not be the best arangment for ma shop, but I lost, so yer workin here. But, You can't go out into the front a the shop, and if anyone comes to inspect ma place, yer Ferret's daughter, learnin to cook, I jus let you practice in ma kitchen. Y'all hear?" I nodded, Ferret looked like he was about to argue, but thought it through and nodded as well. Coffee looked at me, then said,

"Well, If your goin to be a part of this place, you've got to have a nickname! Let me think…" Coffee, Ferret, and Anzu huddled in a group. After a few minutes, they broke apart. Ferret then exclaimed excitedly,

"Sai, your new nickname is…"

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Yay! Another Cliffy! This cliffy is payback. :P

Yami: Is it payback or is it because you don't know what to call Saiantul?

Me: Umm…

Yami: Exactly. Well, If anyone has a good idea while Ivy's off at camp, please let me know so I can tell her when she gets back.

Me: (picks up suitcase and runs away) Bye everyone, be good and review! I'll set up a poll and see if I can think of something! Camping here I come!

Yami: Well, at least when she's gone I can have her bed. (Hops on it and goes to sleep) -_- zzz