Union Jack

A/N: Recently, John Barrowman played the role of a doctor in 'My Family'. On the credits, it just said The Doctor. In the show, he said he was an underwear model in a previous life. Once my mate Tiff told me, this one-shot developed. I had to write it! Donna of course :D Enjoy, and don't forget to review x

Flipping through he pages of one of the magazines she'd found in the back of the Tardis, Donna glanced idly at the fashion of the future, wondering how an Earth people could actually wear such things. From vast luminous orange frocks with matching face paints, and the literal version of two pieces of cloth on a string, the future was wackier then any of the 21st century films made it out to be. As she reached the section on underwear, Donna raised her eyebrows. Whoa, she thought, the women get a lot bigger in the future. Her eyes widened as a smile played on her lips, so do the men, she continued.

As she turned the next page, her eyes bulged out of their sockets – almost – and she gasped, sitting up in the captain's chair. On the page in front of her was the Doctor, legs open wide, as he posed on the deck of a ship. His face was gazing out into the sea with his hand shading his eyes while the other rested on his hip. He was wearing a thong, with a huge union flag on the white material as decoration.

He was wearing nothing else.

Donna stared at it, caught between horror and shock, mouth gaping,

"Oh. My. God!" she exclaimed before falling about in fits of hysterical laughter. Even the Tardis hummed with humour. That was how the Doctor found her moments later. He took one look at her red rimmed eyes – from tears of laughter – and the open magazine before pouting and stomping into the room. Snatching the magazine from the floor, all he said was,

"It was for charity!" before turning and dashing from the room, cheeks burning scarlet. Donna froze, before falling back to the ground in giggles.

She felt the sudden urge to call Jack and send him the magazine. He have plenty of enjoyment. She went in search of jellybabies to bribe the Doctor with for the magazine.