SORRY FOR THE DELAY, I WAS BUSY, BUT NOW IM ON A 7 WEEK SCHOOL HOLIDAY, FROM THE 17 JULY TO 6 SEPTEMBER

Same bat time, same bat place

Oh merde, not another fisticuffs! Oh, what am I going to do? Stop in the name of pants can't work again, can it?

1 Second later

I needn't have worried; Sven has got Masimo by the scruff of the neck and is swinging him round and round. Probably thinks he's a fish.

"Cara, you tell this giant to stop, si?" Oh how I wish I could Masimo, how I wish I could.

"Nope, sorry, oh, and Masimo, you are dumped" Then Sven chucked him out of the front door.

5 seconds later

Good job it was still open. Actually, why didn't any one shut the door? Oh, I don't know.

"Gee, why did you just dump Masimo?" Good question Davey boy, good question.

"Because I like someone else"

"Not Robbie again is it?" No, why would it be Robbie, gott, this boy is soo blind sometimes.

"No Dave, I don't like Robbie, I like you" Then there was a massive cheer and whooping from the gang as Dave snogged me.

"Took you long enough gee."

"Thanks for the reminder."

"Actually Gee, I was wondering something, why do you and the lovely laydeez seem to have a mysterious secret going on?" If he had a beard he would remind me of Rosie. He should do some pretendy beard stroking.

3 seconds later

"Well, when I was 13 mutti had this….. toyboy." Erlack, it sounds disgusting when I put it into words.

"Any way, she got preggers when Vati went away on a business trip," Haha, vati, actually doing work! It's amazing that I can be so full of hilariosity in my time of need.

1 minute later

Well, it's not really not my time of need.

"Gee, are you still there?" Dave was waving his hand in front of my face.

"Yes, anyway, she got preggers and when she had the baby and told Vati she wasn't his, he got mad and told her to put it up for adoption."

Dave Pov

"Oh" What a relief, for a moment there I thought Gee had a baby. How stupid of me.

"Dave, are you Okay?"

"What? Oh right, yeah. You know, for a moment there I thought it was you that had the baby!"

"Ha, Georgia, She couldn't even look after a fish- Ellen, remember the time she had that fish and then when we went for a sleepover the fish jumped out the bowl and she slipped on it?" Oh Jas, why did you ask Ellen? We'll be here for hours.

"Um, well, um like well yeah… or something".

"Jas, that is not true, Ive looked after angus and gordy, and they've turned out fine"

"If you class being as mad as a hatter fine" blimey o riley's shorts, dosent jas ever give up?

5 minutes later

"So now that's all cleared up, can we get on with the night, how about a sing-a-longa?" Oh no, not when Rosie's in charge.

7 minutes later

Singing along to you're the one that I want from Grease.

"So guys are you all ready to come to me and Sven's wedding next month?" What! I looked at Georgia and she had the same expression as me; completely oblivious. Then Sven walked in the room wearing a giant fish costume.

"Ja, me and my Viking bride go boogie and wear hats made from herrings, ja?" 5 words:

OH. DEAR. GOTT. IN. HIMMEL.

SO MY CHUMS, IT'S FINISHED! SORRY FOR THE RUBBISH ENDING, I WILL MAKE IT UP IN MY NEXT STORY, "A KITTYKAT, A BISCUIT AND A VIKING WEDDING." BEWARE, ITS SET AFTER ATMBISBM? SO GO AND READ IT IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY, UNLESS YOU LIKE SPOILERS. BY THE WAY, I WAS GOING TO MAKE THE BABY GEES, BUT THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BIT STUPID FOR HER TO HAVE A CHILD. REVIEW ME TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.