I'm on a roll man!!! I've got like four fics going right now. But I realized that most (if not all) of my fics are Deidaraish so here is one that isn't lol. It's a one shot modern fic but it'll do.

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Hidan's POV

"Go to hell un!" The door slams behind the blonde as he rushes out the door. I stand with my jaw nearly on the floor. That's the first time Dei has yelled back at me, and I have to admit, it kind of turns me on. Grinning I walk to the now closed door and twist the lock. Let's see the kid throw a fit now.

"Fucking little bitch thinks he can push me off." All I'd wanted was a little release, but no, he had to be whiney about it and demand that we 'talk' instead. Whatever.

"Fuck….." The apartment is quiet without him though. And every little move I make rubs my hard on against my pants, only making it worse. I need Dei now! Grabbing my cell I walk to the window as I dial the familiar number. Bringing the phone to my ear I listen to the dial tone…once….twice….three times and voice mail…fuck…

Throwing the phone back down into the couch I look down at myself and sigh. I'm a pretty decent looking guy, fuck I'd say I'm fucking sexy. But Deidara always has a way to ignore me. How long has it been since we've actually had sex? A fucking month at least…

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Itachi's POV

"Should I really be doing this?" Deidara ended up at my house after Hidan had locked him out. But I know what had really gone on. I'm good friends with both of them, and I know that when Dei's had enough of someone, he gets pissy. Hidan just wanted sex, and Deidara wanted girly talking. Fair enough, that's what happens when someone plays the uke too long, they get into the role.

But somehow I've ended up at Hidan and Deidara's apartment alone going to talk to Hidan about…what? That he should change his attitude? I've told him that a million times or so. Great the door's still locked.

"Hidan, its Itachi. Let me in please." I hear a thud, and then the door clicked. I see one light purple eye glare at me through the crack.

"Deidara's at my place, don't worry." Hidan grins and opens the door.

"Fucking good, then you can help me out." I tilt my head and hope that this isn't one of the usual things he needs help with. I walk into the vast apartment and kick off my shoes, throwing my coat on the nearest couch. Hearing Hidan shut the door I turn around to begin tearing him a new one, but lose my breath when Hidan pushes me into the adjacent wall. Growling I immediately push against his shoulders, knowing full well that Hidan is still horny from Deidara.

"Hidan release me, now!" I shout and try to raise my knee. But Hidan just grabs my leg under the knee and press it against his hip. He's grinding against my core and trying to get his lips on mine. Hidan has the kind of body you just want to fuck and the attitude that makes you homicidal. But he's making me so hot, he's lucky that Deidara is involved this time. I won't give in.

"Hidaaan…" Fuck I just moaned…this conversation isn't going to go anywhere with him like this.

"Yeeeah 'Tachi, like that?" He grinds slowly onto me and bites into my neck, grinding his teeth on my skin. He's hard as a rock against me. I'm not much better off though, my pants are far too tight. He gets it and stops grinding to skilfully undo my belt and drag my pants down. I work on him as well, all but ripping the pants and boxers away from his body. His cock standing tall and the sight making me harder. Hidan grins and tugs my shirt over my head.

"Come on 'Tachi, it's nothing you haven't seen before." His mouth is back at my ear as I kick off my own underwear.

"How bad do you want it Itachi?" I grab a hold of his thick member and begin to stroke hard. I hear him hiss and he starts to suck on the lobe of my ear.

"Come on babe, say you want it hard. You want me in you like your starving for it." His voice when he gets like this, how could Deidara resist him? I want him so bad I can almost taste it.

"Fuck me Hidan; I want you so fucking bad." I know it sounds like a whine, and I still have to talk to him about Deidara, but that can wait for now. Hidan likes what he hears and grabs my ass tightly. Groaning I fist him hard and thumb the slit. He snickers and pushes my hand away, turning me around roughly. He has both of my hands high up against the wall, pressing flush into me from behind.

"Hnn, that's the one fucking difference between you and Deidara." He sounds disappointed, and I'm about to remind him that he's the one who initiated this.

"You're not as fucking tight as he is." I grin and retort,

"That's because Kisame's soooo much bigger than you Hidan-kun." I feel the silver haired man tense behind me. I probably shouldn't provoke him anymore, but its fun.

"I fucking doubt that Ita-chan." Fuck this hurts! He's going in dry without preparing me. Hidan sucks hard on the junction between my shoulder and my neck while fisting me harshly. Out of time with his thrusts, he's causing me no pleasure right now, only pain. But just to please him I move my hips backwards.

"Fuck Hidan you're going too slowly!" Hidan growls and grabs the back of my neck, forcing my head down.

"Than bend over more bitch!" Fuck… I have to stop taunting him. Sliding down the wall a bit I push my hips back more and let his cock slide into me more. I hear him moan and he intertwines our fingers.

"Haaaha…fuck H-Hidan!" This shouldn't be getting me off as much as it is. Hidan squeezes my cock hard and pulls my hips backwards to meet his thrusting.

"Harder!" Hidan's length is hitting something inside me that's making me see stars. I can hardly feel anything but Hidan's skin smacking against mine. Precome begins to dribble out from my cock and I feel Hidan getting closer as he becomes erratic in his movements. As he comes I feel myself hit the edge and shoot out all over Hidan's hand. He pulls out quickly and waits for a second before pulling Itachi up as well. Dragging him up by his neck Hidan crushes their lips together and invades his mouth. Tasting him from his throat to his lips.

"I'm not done with you yet!"

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Chappie onie is a donie!

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