Okay, so you all know I'm going to write the sequel. But, I haven't been able to think of anything funny, and I just haven't felt like writing it. Sorry.

But, I do have some deleted "scenes", either I didn't feel it was necessary to put in my story, or I came up with it after I published it. I have the scene where Bella has the dream thing, you know, and the scene in Port Angeles, and just some random part where Edward explains some things. So... enjooooooyyy!

I do not own Twilight, or the song "Thriller", by Michael Jackson.

I looked around the forest, aware that I was dreaming. I could hear the waves crashing among the rocks. If I found the ocean, I would be able to see the sun. Walking towards the direction I thought the ocean was, I suddenly saw Jacob Blue next to me, pulling on my hand.

"Come on, Bella! It's not safe here!"

Then Mike Newton was there, "Bella, come on!"

"Wait, why are you here?" I asked, getting confused.

But then Jacob started to shake, and he turned into a puppy!

"Aw, your such a cute puppy!" I said, scratching his ear.

But then I started to hear the faint music of a very familiar song, and I saw Edward come out from the trees.

Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Edward, he was singing, and dancing, just like Michael Jackson!

Jacob the puppy started to growl, and then he jumped on Edward's leg.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I screamed, sitting upright in my bed.

"Oh, it was just a dream."

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Today, Angela, Jessica and I were going to the park. When we got there, they said they wanted to get some ice cream. I, on the other hand, was full. So, I decided to take a walk.

I walked by a guy at a balloon stand, holding a couple of balloons in his hand.

"Hello young lady," he said, "would you like a ballo-"

"ZOMG A RAPIST!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. People turned and stared at me.

"BELLA, I'VE COME TO SAVE YOU!" Edward jumped out from behind a tree and tackled the man.

"EDWARD, MY HERO!" I said, still screaming.

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"So," I said to Edward, "you're really Michael Jackson."

"Yup."

"So… what about the rest of your family?"

"Well," said Edward, "Carlisle is my plastic surgeon. Rosalie is really Brittany Spears, and Alice is actually Lindsay Lohan. You don't even want to know who Emmett is. We have to move a lot, or else the paparazzi will find us."

Okay, so yeah. Tell me if you liked them, or if they deserved to be in the story!