I don't own Naruto…

'thoughts'

'flashbacks'

"dialog"
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Chapter 1: School days

It was early in the afternoon and the Hokage was enjoying a good day. It was a very easy day today with no interruptions and surprisingly it was too quiet. A shiver ran down his old spine feeling that he just jinxed it.

"Hokage-sama! We have a problem!" the Sandaime palmed his face. He had it right on the money.

"Is it about Naruto Uzumaki again?" asked Hiruzen.

"Hai, Hokage-sama, that thing just desecrated the Hokage monument with paint!" screamed the ninja. Sandaime narrowed his eyes at the ninja calling the boy thing but decided to just leave it at a glare for now. He sighed deeply and looked out the window. That's when his old eyes caught a glimpse of the blond running at high gennin speeds. 'Naruto, strangely I feel happy for you… Since the day we got you out of that cursed experiment bunker, you have been more active like a child should… but you're always taking things too far…' thought the old man looking at the boy being chased by chuunins.

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"Come back here, Naruto!"

"You aren't getting away."

"I am just doing that you morons! Besides, I am doing you a favor. Come on boys!! With me, now! Left! Right! Left! Right! Come on! Double time! Double time!" called the blond gaining more speed.

The chuunin got more annoyed and started gaining speed. "Like we're going to let you get away with what you did to the Hokage monument!"

"Oh… those old guys!!! I just wanted to bring them to up to date with the trend but I guess some shithead ninja wannabes like you can't appreciate art." Called the blond getting more speed.

"Why you little shit!! When we get our hands on you, you're going to regret getting out of bed today!" screamed one of the chuunin.

"That's a good one, for a moment, I thought you actually grew a pair of stones… but try this!" Naruto laughed before making some high-speed maneuvers all around the street loosing them in a camouflage.

"Hah, that was fun. Hmm, let's see." He turned around and looked at the Hokage moment now full of graffiti. He formed a screen with his thumbs and index fingers and closing an eye. "Panic, and complete and utter chaos, yep, that's all in the day's work. Next time I should add laxatives in the water bottles" smiled the blond evilly at the new idea that just came to his head.

"Laxatives in the water bottles huh? That really will stir things up quite a bit…" said a voice behind him, not that he paid attention.

"Yeah, that will keep them on their toes, or on the toilet seats. Hahaha!" admitted the blond laughing at the mental image.

"And I suppose the Hokage won't know a thing…" said the voice that somehow went unnoticed by the blond.

"Yeah, that ancient old man couldn't think of that even if it was under his wrinkled old nose…" responded the blond. 'oh ooo, something tells me, I'm screwed…' he turned around and saw the old Hokage in all his glory with a rather annoyed look in his eyes with a grin that promised only punishment.

"Ancient? Wrinkled old nose? Huh?" asked the Hokage with a twitch in his right eye.

"Jiji? No, no, no, no, no.... you got it all wrong... really… I wasn't talking about you… I was talking about some other guy…" spoke the blond backing away.

"Really? Is there someone else Hokage around here?" the hokage asked advancing.

"Well, yeah, yeah, in fact he's right behind you!"

"Nice try Naruto but it's time for punishment. I'll speak to Iruka about this…"

"Some people can't take a good joke…"

It had been a few years since the kidnapping, things looked alright but the image of Naruto in all that blood was forever engraved into the Hokage's mind. Something had happened that day to the young blond and even now he had no idea what. All the investigation lead to him doing the killing and a thorough investigation had taken place and Naruto had been watched for a few weeks and all the signs lead to nothing. The blond never displayed any abilities or powers that could compare to the power that could have killed those people.

Now it was back to the academy and soon everyone forgot about the incident, everyone except the ones that found Naruto.

----"Flashback"---

"This will be an S rank secret. You will not speak about this to anyone… if I even hear even rumors about what happened, I will know which heads to twist!" called the Hokage to the ANBU who shifted nervously. The Hokage was a kind man most of the time but it was moments like this that reminded them how really powerful the 'Professor' really was.

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Naruto was now back to the academy and waited for his punishment and scolding…

"Just get it over with..." he said moving his hands back and fourth not even caring about what Iruka thought.

"PAY ATTENTION YOU MORRON!" screamed Iruka with the loudest voice he could muster. "In the ninja world, idiots that don't listen and take things lightly are the first to die!"

"I am not just anyone… I can take everything the world throws at me and more!" Naruto called back not even caring all that much.

Iruka sighed in defeat, it seamed that Naruto was completely ignorant of the real world. "Okay, if you insist on being an idiot, then you and the rest of the class will now perform a Henge right here, right now. One by one. Kids thank Naruto."

"Thank you Naruto-baka." called the kids moaning.

"Just here to help…" waved Naruto back at them happily.

The all started to climb down and transform while Naruto watched and waited for it to be his turn. Iruka looked at all of them as they transformed into him and graded everyone.

Then it came Naruto's turn. "Watch this… Henge!" Naruto transformed into a fem version of Iruka with ample breasts and a round ass and pulled her arm around Iruka. "how's that Iruka-sen-sei?" she said the last part softly.

"AAAAGHHHH!!" Iruka scream as a stream of blood came out of his nose and propelled his out through and open window.

Naruto transformed back and laughed like a fox along with most of the kids that were having a hard time holding in their laughter.

"NA-RU-TO!!!" a threatening voice was heard behind the blond and there was Iruka with the biggest killer smirk he had ever seen. Killer intent could be felt.

"Come on… you know you wanted to see that... that's why guys read books and stories…" Naruto tried to calm Iruka down but failed miserably.

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It had been two hours of detention with Iruka and Naruto was quiet, he was leaning on his table and looking bored.

"(Sigh), Naruto why do you always cause trouble?" asked Iruka.

"Huh… because I want to… it keeps you going…" responded the blond.

"What keeps you going?" asked Iruka.

"It keeps my mind at ease…"

"… Anyone laughs at a good joke but you keep taking things too far. Even here at the academy, you just can't stop… "

Naruto didn't respond to that question instead he looked away. "…someday…" he mumbled to himself.

"What was that?" asked Iruka.

"…nothing. It's just that I've learned all that I need to know."

"A ninja never knows everything… people who are careless die… no one lives forever. The genin exams are coming and when you become a genin you'll be out on the field and there won't be any rules out there. The academy's purpose is to teach you to survive… do you get it?"

"… I won't die…" said Naruto looking down.

"(Sigh) It's good to have confidence; but too much will get you killed." Said Iruka getting back to looking over some papers

"No… you don't understand… I… can't… die…" said the blond smiling with his eyes closed but whispered the last part catching Iruka's attention. 'And soon… everyone will know my power.'

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I updated this story because it had been a long time since a I did anything with it. The chapter will reveal a little about Naruto's powers…

Although even I have trouble deciding… for most people that guessed Deadpool, they are right I wanted to do something with it, but the guy's personality is so complex and mixed up that even I am having a hard time with the story… leave a review with some ideas if you have any and I will decide…