Hey all! So, if you're here, that means you're still reading so... Thank you! I just want to say thank you to all who have favorited, alerted or reviewed this story. It means a lot to me considering this is my first real story. I hope you continue reading and enjoy what I write. Even if I'm making this all up as I go... Anywho!

This update took longer than I had expected but at last, it is here. I had fun writing this chapter and hopefully I'll get some actual Seiner action in the next chapter... If you have any ideas of what shoud happen next, let me know :)

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Thank you reviewers! Alright! Now that I'm done with that! On to the Seiner!

Hayner sluggishly climbed the stairs, opened the door to his new room and flopped down onto the bed. He huffed into his pillow and lifted his eyes so that he could see out his window. It was raining. Hayner sighed and rolled over onto his back. His first night with Seifer had gone better than he had expected…

It was a Friday but luckily, it was a holiday so Hayner could spend the day packing and then hang out with his mom until he had to go to Seifer's. No one actually knew what holiday it was though… It was something celebrated in another country but the townsfolk celebrated it anyway. Why? Hayner figured it was just an excuse for a day off from school & work but hey! Who was he to complain?

The young skater had woken up early so that he could pack his stuff. Unlike his mother (who had packed gradually throughout the week), Hayner decided to wait the day of their move to actually pack anything. But it wasn't like he had much to pack. Seifer had approached him during school and told him that there was already a bed and such in the room he'd be living in so he didn't need to bring his. Unless of course he had some type of attachment to it. But there was nothing too special about his furniture… most of it was worn down so they were simply going to leave that stuff outside so that someone could take it or it would be thrown out.

Roxas, Pence and Olette showed up around 9:00 to help Hayner pack. They had gotten little done when they heard the doorbell ring and opened the door to see Axel, who had showed up to help as well. Surprisingly (or maybe not so surprisingly…), Roxas hadn't asked Axel to come. When asked about why he had showed up, Axel faked a hurt expression and spewed some crap about 'coming out of the 'kindness' of his heart.' Yeah, riiiight. More like he wanted an excuse to come see Roxas… But all that mattered to Hayner was that Axel was another person who could help bring what Axel had dubbed, 'Hayhay's shit' down to the car. Although, he would not let the pyro touch most of his stuff, fearing the redhead would somehow set fire to his possessions.

It took a couple of hours to finally pack all of Hayner's things and around 12:00, Hayner and his mom went out for lunch. It was the last day they were going to see each other for awhile so his mom was set on it being the best day ever. They had gone to IHOP, Hayner's & his mom's favorite restaurant and later went to a spa. At first Hayner complained, saying it was a 'girly' thing to do but after a nice foot rub and back massage, the young blonde decided it was good idea. So relaxing. The rest of the day the mother and son went from place to place, doing all their favorite things. Hayner even tried to teach his mom how to skateboard! She eventually got the hang of it and only fell half the time as opposed to all the time. Hayner loved his mom.

At about 5:00, they both decided it was time to get their stuff. Hayner's mom had to be at the airport at 6:00 and they didn't want to bring Hayner too late. I mean, they didn't want to inconvenience Seifer when he was being so kind. Well, Hayner's mother didn't want to bother him. Hayner of course could care less if they disturbed Seifer's schedule.

The ride to Seifer's was silent; but a comfortable silence. The gang, including Axel, had decided to go along for the ride. They wanted to help Hayner move into the house. And they also didn't want to leave Hayner alone with Seifer. Who knows what Seifer might do.

When they arrived, the gang saw Seifer sitting on his porch, talking to someone on his cell phone. Most likely Rai or Fuu. When he saw the car pull up, he said something quickly into the phone and closed it abruptly. He smirked, watching as Hayner oogled his house. For a teenager, he had scored a pretty nice house. It wasn't a mansion, no, but it was pretty big. Not some dingy apartment.

As Hayner climbed out of his car, he looked to Seifer and smiled.

"Nice house." He commented before running to the trunk to grab his belongings. Seifer shook his head. Weird, weird kid.

He saw what was probably Hayner's mother climb out of the car. She walked toward Seifer and extended her arm for Seifer to shake. Behind her, Seifer noticed Hayner's dweeby friends and Red climb out and run around to the back of the car to help their blonde friend. He looked back to Hayner's mom and saw her smile warmly at him. Seifer reached his hand out and gently grasped her hand.

"Hello. Hayner never told me he had a beautiful younger sister before. "Seifer inwardly congratulated himself. He could be polite when he needed to. And he could suck up when he need to as well.

Sarah Dincht giggled lightly at his comment and proceeded to speak. "And you must be the infamous Seifer." She grinned. "Hayner's always talking about you. 'Seifer did this!' and 'Seifer did that!'". Hayner sputtered indignantly at his mother. He wasn't always talking about him! Jeez! Make him sound obsessive much…

"Oh, really? I suppose it's all bad things of course." Seifer knew Hayner's mother wasn't stupid. There was no doubt she knew how he picked on her son. Which raised suspicion as to why she was allowing Hayner to live with him in the first place… Seifer was brought out of his musings as Hayner's mother spoke once again.

"Yes. Mostly bad. But he has said some good things before…"

"Hn. And what good things could he possibly say about me?" Seifer was certainly curious.

Hayner gazed at the two from the back of the car, listening in on the whole exchange. Was his mom trying to embarrass him! Sure seemed like it! He didn't say nice things about Seifer! …Only in his head… like when he thought about his nice abs, or his soft, silky hair or the way his muscles pulsed when he… Hayner internally smacked himself.

"Oh, just things along the lines of you being strong and such. Oh yes, I remember one time he also said… now what was it…" Hayner's mother placed her pointer finger at her lips as if it would help her remember. As if she didn't. Hayner knew exactly what she was referring to…. Oh God. His mom wouldn't actually say it… would she??

"Oh! I remember!" Hayner went white. No. "He said, "God, mom! He's just so frustrating! Everytime I think I beat him… Bam! Nope. He pins me down! And it doesn't help that he's like a human sex god! I mean, he's already got so much going for him so why not also make him completely gorgeous! I mean, he just has this sexy, masculine presence about him! Y'know, I bet he's a cyborg… there's no way a human could be that perfect!'"

Hayner's mom smiled devilishly. She was going to have some fun before she left.

Seifer's smirk dropped into a gape and then right back into what was probably the biggest smirk any of them had ever seen. Hayner was positively mortified. He looked around for a 6 foot deep hole he could bury himself in. He couldn't find one. Oh shit.

Seifer strutted over to where Hayner stood, lowering his head so he was face to face with his favorite blonde cutie.

"A sex god, huh?"

Hayner flushed and sputtered unintelligibly. Behind him he could hear Pence and Roxas muffling their laughing. He could even hear Olette stifling a giggle. Axel was just plain cracking up.

"Well," Seifer drawled. "I don't blame you for thinking that. I really am pretty sexy, aren't I?" Seifer backed off slighty, enjoying the way Hayner scowled and blushed. He looked so damn cute sometimes.

"L-let's just unpack my shit." Hayner turned quickly to grab a bag and run it inside with it. He needed to get away from Seifer. As Hayner grabbed the largest bag, he felt a hand run along his arm and rest upon his own. He turned to see Seifer smirking lazily at him.

"Why don't I help you with that?" Seifer threw said bag over his shoulder and grabbed another bag on top of the one he already had. Hayner blushed slightly knowing Seifer was doing this to embarrass him... As if he wasn't already. Then Seifer smirked. "Now you can see these sexy muscles at work." Seifer turned abruptly and strode towards his house, making sure to sway his hips just to tease his favorite little blondie.

Hayner glared at his enemy. If looks could kill, Seifer would be a dead man walking. He turned to his mom, giving her a half-hearted scowl.

"Why, oh why, would you tell him that!" His mom chuckled and hugged her son close to her.

"Oh, c'mon sweetie. This is the last time I can pick on you!" Hayner smiled into his mom's neck. He couldn't be mad at his mom. He wouldn't see her for awhile so he was going to let her have her fun for today.

"Ugh. Love ya', mom." He teared up a little.

"I love you too, honey." She reluctantly released him so that she could see the time. Sarah looked at her watch and gasped. "Oh my goodness! It's already 5:45! I'm going to be late!" She embraced her son one last time before jumping in the car and speeding off to the airport. Not before she yelled something about calling him later.

Ugh. Mothers. He looked to his friends as Seifer walked back out of the house. It was happening. He was moving in with Seifer.

Moving Hayner's belongings into the house didn't take too long. Everyone had brought up a box or bag and made quick work of the task. Although, after they had finished, Seifer had shooed away the others without another thought. Hayner's friends were reluctant to leave, worrying what Seifer might do to their friend but were forced to leave as it was Seifer's house after all.

After the others had left, the two sat in an uncomfortable silence, neither knowing what to say or do. Seifer took his beanie off and ran a hand through his hair before shoving it back over his head. He spoke.

"Alright, lamer. Since you're gonna be here for awhile I might as well show you where everything is." Hayner simply nodded and followed Seifer through the house. The blonde bully showed him where the bathroom was, the kitchen, living room, game room, the room Hayner would be staying in, dining room and every other room you could think of. Besides his own room. The one room Hayner really wanted to see.

The younger blonde idly wondered if he should ask but decided that if Seifer wanted him to see his room, he'd show him. Seifer suddenly stopped in front of a door, directly across from his room. The bully opened the door and gestured inside.

"This is my room. I don't want to see you ever in here unless I say you can or you're dying. Got it?" Hayner nodded taking Seifer's room in.

It wasn't exactly what Hayner had pictured. It was mostly plain with a couple of band posters and a Struggle one. There was a nice sized bed directly in the middle of the room, up against the back wall and on the opposite wall, Hayner noticed a nice plasma TV mounted up. There were a couple shelves, lined with books and one with some trophies and in the corner a desk with Seifer's backpack thrown on top of it. His room looked relatively clean, only a single sock marring the otherwise perfect room.

Hayner shrugged. He kind of wanted more of a surprise. He was hoping to find something embarrassing that he could use against the scarred man but the only thing remotely blackmail worth was the fact that he found a Lady Gaga CD on his desk. But of course, even that was shattered as he explained that it belonged to Rai, who had left it here earlier that day. Which was strange but it was Rai.

Hayner turned to Seifer. "Nice room." He commented.

Seifer snorted. "You're so lame. C'mon downstairs." Seifer walked briskly out of the room and Hayner followed quickly behind him. Normally he would have retorted, telling Seifer not to order him around but he didn't want to piss the bully off on the first day. Second day was okay.

The two boys walked into the living room and Seifer motioned for Hayner to sit down as he dialed a number on the phone. Hayner sat on the plush couch, allowing himself to mold to the soft pillows. They felt nice…

"Yeah. Two large pizzas. One bacon and pineapple and one pepperoni. Yeah. 'Kay. Bye." Seifer shut his phone and plopped down next to Hayner. "Hope you haven't eaten yet. Have you?"

The camo clad lad (A/N: I made a rhyme!) shook his head. "Nope, we didn't have time to go anywhere." Hayner sat there for a moment before adding in something. "Hey, I didn't know you liked bacon and pineapple too."

Seifer glanced over to Hayner shaking his head. "I don't like it. In fact I think it sounds revolting."

Okay? That was confusing. Then why'd he order it? So Hayner asked. "If you don't like it, why'd you order it?" Seifer sighed giving him a look like he was stupid.

"Because you like it, stupid." That was… a surprise. "I see you getting that shit all the time when you go to Ronzio's so I knew you liked it. I like pepperoni so that ones for me though. I don't share." Seifer threw his head back and closed his eyes. Next to him, the younger watched as the miscreant let out a breath of air.

'I guess… he's not a complete asshole after all. There's at least one decent part in him. So I guess there is something to like about him…' Hayner smiled at the scene of the bully, so serene. He quickly hid the smile as Seifer opened his eyes and grabbed the remote and proceeded to turn the TV on. Scrubswas on. Hayner loved Scrubs!

"Like this show, lamer?" Seifer watched as Hayner immediately got into the show. It was somewhat amusing to see.

"Yeah, I watch it with Roxas all the time. We're always comparing ourselves to Turk and JD." Hayner lounged back and turned to face Seifer. "Actually, we compare all the characters to people in real life." Seifer was mildly interested. He also watched this show so he was kind of curious as to who he compared them too.

"Alright. So tell me. Who is everyone?"

"Well, I'm JD because in Roxas's words, I'm good-hearted but kind of an idiot sometimes. Roxas is Turk because he's JD's best friend. 'Lette is Elliot because they're both neurotic messes sometimes. Axel is Carla and Todd because Turk and Carla get married but also Todd because he's a pervert…" Hayner continued on until only Seifer was left. "And you're Dr. Cox because even if he's an ass, he's actually a good guy some of the time…" Hayner fell silent, wondering if Seifer would make a joke about it but Seifer remained silent as well.

Actually, Seifer was quite pleased that Hayner thought he was a good guy sometimes. Sure, he was an ass most of the time and very sarcastic but he actually cared sometime. He almost said thank you but luckily the doorbell rang.

Seifer bolted up and ran to the door to acquire his two pizzas. As he walked back, he threw one box at Hayner and sat back down to finish the episode. The young blonde wanted to say something but decided since Seifer didn't pick on him, he was probably okay with the compliment.

The boys sat in a comfortable silence, occasionally striking up a conversation about the episode on and by the time they had finshed, it was about 12:00 AM. Hayner yawned, stretching his arms above his head.

"Hey, it's kind of late so I'm going to go to bed." He got up and looked to the bully.

"Alright, chickenwuss. See you tomorrow morning… I guess." He felt awkward but he was sure Hayner felt the same way.

"Yeah… G'night Seif." Hayner ran upstairs.

And so there he was. Lying in bed. After his first day with Seifer. And he was still alive and uninjured. That could all change tomorrow… He just hoped he could somehow get close to the miscreant… Maybe then the bully might like him back… With all these thoughts in mind, Hayner finally drifted into a deep slumber.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter and guess what?! If you press that pretty little review button, Seifer will strap Hayner to the bed and molest him ;)

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