I dedicate this extra chappy to Sephira the Wicked for spawning the idea(greatly altered by me, HE HE!!) and sweet little Seras Victoria! She has been so ignored in this story I give her a moment in the spot light. I hope you like.

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even the original idea this time!

--------------Chapter 29 Seras Victoria

--NOV 4

After helping set up Katherine's new quarters, Pip trekked through the dark hallway to Seras' room. He knocked on the door. A minute later the little vampress opened it.

"Evening mignonette, may I come in a minute?" He asked.

"Oh, um, alright." letting him inside. "What is it captain?" They stood facing each other.

"You can call me Pip if you like. I don't mind." He gave her a genuine smile. Seras warmed at that. "I just wanted to give you something zat I brought back from America."

"Oh?" Seras beamed at him almost dreamily. 'He brought me back a gift! That is so sweet of him.' "What did you bring back?" She asked happily.

"Close your eyes Seras." She did gladly, but that was her first mistake. Pip Bernadotte moved in and captured her slightly opened lips and held them for a good few seconds before she realized he duped her and shoved him off her. He landed just outside the open door and propped himself on his hands. She scowled at him while he merely smiled back. "Ah, mignonette, you have very soft lips." He said before she slammed the door on him.

--NOV 11

Seras envisioned her own little battle with the mercenary captain. She was getting annoyed with him with his sly attempts to feel her up, like pinching her ass and stealing a kiss or two. Although she did have a small crush on Pip, she did not care for the derogatory nature he treated her sometimes. He was generally a nice guy but then his Frenchman nature would peek out. She didn't much care for his little pet name for her either.

"Ah, mignonette. Lovely shooting zere." Pip said earlier that night as she practiced hitting targets. He eyed her very squeezable derriere as she was bent forward against the shooting platform aiming at the fake enemy.

"Oh, hello captain." only half paying attention to him. She was about to pull the trigger when Pip just couldn't resist. He really did love that curvaceous bottom of hers as well as all her other curvy parts. Seras jolted suddenly from the hand on her toosh and the gun fired off into the sky, way off target. Turning around she smacked him knocking him hard to the ground and causing a huge welt on the side of his face.

"Pip! Why must you do that?" She shoot a fist at him.

"You are very beautiful Seras. I'm a man. I cannot help it." he grinned lopsidedly at her.

"Oh, and I suppose if you were a woman, you could!" She yelled at him and walked off the gun range. She suddenly wanted to talk to another woman and decompress her problems, except there weren't any that she could confide in, that were awake anyways.

-- DEC 6

Seras was still having problems with the womanizing captain. She wondered if she should go to Sir Integra, but she knew what she would say. She would say that Seras should stick up for herself and not let some lecherous Frenchman take advantage of her. And being a vampire she should have no problem doing that. Seras did try to tell him off a few times but her words obviously did not sink in. The only way she figured was to get even with the man, but how? She wondered what Kat would say about this. From what she's seen and heard, Kat didn't put up with most of her masters antics, though she had that spell in her favor at the time. Seras pondered that for several days.

--JAN 4

Seras was delighted to meet Katherine's friends. And they were delighted to met her, a second vampire. They asked all sort of things from her like her past, interests, and ties at Hellsing. They asked about her relationship with Alucard, her sire and wondered how Kat felt about it.

The four of them sat in a lounge on the second floor. "Oh no! It's nothing like that. I mean he's handsome but he's merely my mentor and work colleague." Seras blurted meaning to set them straight. She explained further that he saved her life back in Cheddar, and that she owes gratitude to him and such.

"Since you work with so many men here do you have a particular interest with any one of them." Roxy asked her with a hopeful smile.

Seras flushed a little answering Roxy's question. "Um, I am not um dating anyone and I doubt any of the soldiers want to go out with someone like me. Um…"

"What's his name?" Rachel piped up. Seras reddened further. She wasn't sure if she should tell the three women. She hardly knew them. Did she really want to divulge her little crush? She remained silent for a minute or so. Katherine walked in then happy to see them with an assortment of drinks on a tray, three piping hot mugs and two opaque tumblers with straws.

"Hey Kat, how goes? Is your hubby going to show up yet? Its been two days." Rachel chimed.

"Oh the usual. I'm not sure. He is rather stubborn. I brought hot chocolate and Seras I have your drink too." She served her friends and Seras before sitting down herself.

"Thanks." they said, though Seras's reply was a little restrained, still a little queasy about drinking blood.

"Kat, you've been around Seras far longer than we have, and she won't tell us. Who's she got a crush on?" asked Beth. Kat looked at Seras sweetly.

"Its all right Seras. You can trust these hens, at least in matters of romance."

"Hey!" Rachel kicked her halfheartedly under the table. Kat grinned back at her. Apparently she didn't like been called a hen. Seras was still unsure so Kat supplied the answer.

"The Captain of the Wild Geese." It was Seras's turn to kick her. She chuckled softly. "Seras, these gals right here would have found out sooner or later. And besides Rachel, Beth, and Roxy all have a treasure trove of dating advise. Believe me they subjected it to me. It could be of benefit to you."

"Ha, you hardly took any of it yourself Kat." Remarked Beth.

"Well that was my choice, so mmm." She stuck her tongue out at them. Seras giggled.

Addressing Seras, "So, the captain. That wouldn't be Pip Bernadotte would it?" Roxy asked.

"Um, yeah. You met him then?"

She looked away. "Yep. At the Halloween party. I accused him of tickling me," turning to Kat. "When it was you! You used me as a guinea pig, Kat." with a frown.

"I said I was sorry. I couldn't help myself. I was going through some weird shit. Do you forgive me?" Kat told her. Roxy held the frown a moment more before cracking a smile and waving a hand.

"Yeah, okay." the conversation turned to tips and advice about snagging a man. Kat mostly sat there listening and mindlessly twisting her ear lobe and made sure her friends didn't go off the deep end with Seras. Seras took as much advice as her brain could remember and took notes. Maybe trying a few of them would finally put him straight with her.

--JAN 9

Seras decided to go with Beth, Roxy, Rachel for a night on the town. Kat couldn't go because of her 'wing' problem. The little draculina found out that four or five of the Geese were joining them including Pip. She felt nervous as hell. It had been awhile since she had gone out with the 'girls' and wondered if she should put a few of their 'romance tips' to work tonight. First of all she had a dilemma of what to wear so she knocked on Rachel's room for any ideas. Rachel grinned wide at this, pulled her into the room, and set to work finding her an outfit from her personal mass of clothes she brought with her.

When all was said and done, Seras came out with an azure blue cocktail dress with matching high heels. The dress was long sleeved with white rhinestones sewn into the ends. The neckline dipped but too much. The skirt part flowed freely just past her knees. Cherry red painted her lips.

Kat went to see Seras and her friends off. Mike, Ace, Rodney, and Pip of the Wild Geese were there too gawking at how Seras cleaned up. Her friends were similarly dressed but didn't have the shock potential like the Police Girl did.

"Wow, Seras you're going to have to beat them off with your Harkconnan." She smiled until the first three men turn to stare at Kat or rather her stunted bat wings. She then frowned her wings drooping in sync. It didn't seem to faze the captain for he continued to eye Seras who was getting redder by the minute. Beth snapped her fingers before the three.

"Hey lets go. Were burning the midnight oil."

"Oh, right." One of them said before the girls waved goodbye and left the main entrance.

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For the duration of the evening Beth, Roxy, and Rachel drank and flirted, and occasionally danced. The Geese did likewise, though Pip mostly nursed his drink and watched the drunken mayhem around him. His one eye flittered often toward Seras. She appeared the bell of the ball in the moderately snazzy club, but her awkwardness stuck out like a sore thumb. With encouragement from Beth she attempted to flirt with one bloke who was a little too drunk to care and started rubbing up against her in a poor imitation of a dance. Unnerved, Pip moved in toward Seras to pull the guy off when she pushed the guy forcibly off sending him coasting across the simi-populated dance floor. Underestimating her strength she yelled a brief "Sorry!" before noticing Pip approach.

"Are you alright Zeras?" he asked.

"Yeah," she said while twisting one of her wrists mindlessly. She looked down at her hands to shy to look at Pip. Seeing him in a nice button up grey shirt and slacks was quite different than seeing him in his mercenary fatigues. She couldn't get herself to look him in the eye. He looked ruggedly dashing. Her tongue thickened in her mouth and her mind crash landed in purgatory where no thoughts escaped.

"Are you enjoying yourself?" He asked.

She nodded and mumbled an "ahuh." He grinned and inhaled her vanilla scented perfume for the twentieth time that evening. 'Ah, she smells zo good. Not like zese other women who pile it on thick with zome heavy fragrance. She is a rare orchid in a garden of daisies.' "Zeras, would you like to dance?" He asked her holding out a hand. She dumbly nodded again not realizing the question. He took her hand and led her onto the dance floor

"Oh, I, uh, I don't know how to dance." She blurted when her mind finally left the void and she finally look up at him.

"Iz no problem, just follow my lead." The song that played was of a slow tempo. He put one of her hands in his right and place her other on his shoulder. His left hand went on her waist. She tried her hardest to keep down a blush as he slowly maneuvered her around the floor with his battle hardened hands. Slowly but surely she fell into ease with the dance and started to enjoy it.

Pip stared at her pale face the whole time of the dance. 'Ah, mignonette how gorgeous you are. How sweet and innocent and timid. So different when you are in uniform acting zee brave tough girl. And you are gorgeous zen too. I wish I could take zose lips without fear of injury. You probably think me just a perverted man. I wish you knew how much I've come to care for you. Its strange. When I started zis job I never zought a mean vampire like Alucard would find someone who loves him just as he is, so zere must be a chance zat someone could love a deformed gun for hire like me. Ah, Zeras I wish you were zat someone.' nearing the end, they locked eyes and slowed in their movements. 'Ah, what am I kidding. She doesn't want a battered up mortal like me. What zee hell.' "Mignonette," he said when the song ended. "You are so beautiful tonight." Her mouth gaped open stunned. He took his chance and pressed his lips to hers and flicked his tongue inside. For a few moments she let him until he grazed it under her fangs forgetting them there and cut his tongue. Seras tasted blood jolting her to the reality of his intrusion. She jerked away and believing he was just taking another opportunity to feel her up smacked him hard in the face. He went flying backward into the bar. Fortunately he had a hard head and suffered only a minor concussion. Rodney who was nearby knelt by Pip who sat up and rubbed head.

"Cap, you couldn't resist pluckin' one on her huh? She'll kill you fasta than an enemy grenade."

"Wee, but she's worth it." Rodney rolled his eyes and helped his captain up.

--JAN 20

Seras Victoria was at her limit. She finally broke down and told Kat in confidence about what was going on between her and Pip. How much Seras liked Pip, but couldn't stand his behavior toward her sometimes. "I just cannot stand him treating me like a sex object."

"Seras." Kat said. "You are a very attractive woman, and I hate to sound stereotypical but he is a Frenchman with very French ideas. He is quite a stubborn man and action oriented, and no amount of talking is going to sway him. My official opinion is to do something profound that will effect Pip to the core. Something to change his view towards you for the better." Kat leaned in closer. "Unofficially, I think you need to get even, humble him just a bit. Just don't hurt him, Seras. He is a valued member of this organization and Sir Integra would probably have both of us drawn and quartered if any harm came to her men." Kat ended with a sly smirk and started walking off to find her own man. "Oh, and Seras I'm missing my entire discography of Three Days Grace. Do you know where its at?" She asked knowing exactly where its at. Seras sheepishly confessed and told Kat she would return it.

A few days later, Seras woke early in the evening and quietly made her way into the library. She searched around for that one particular old book with the white pentagram on it. She found it where she had accidentally tipped it out of the shelf. Smiling a wicked smile, she found a dark corner and settled herself down with the book in hand. She scanned the pages hopping to find something powerful enough to knock Pip off his feet but not permanent to upset Integra. She figured she could find something to turn Pip into a duck or a frog or something for a few days and then treat him like he was that animal. There were a multitude of powerful spells but most were too complex and quite harmful. She started to give up hope when she came across one called sexual perception. She read the description: To change one into the opposite sex by the light of the moon. 'Ah, this sounds promising!' She read more.

The moon need not be full for the spell to be put into affect, only in sight of the night sky. The spell will last as long as the moon has light. The intended must be in moonlight to work.

'Hmm, I guess that means the spell will end on a new moon which is just three days away! Perfect. He trains at night and the moon rises about eight tonight. Pip will feel how it is to be a woman and then he will understand! What do I need to do?' Reading on:

Raise palm to moon and chant with purpose "Luna vox come to me, translate to change with my will" then move palm to target "Alter this ones sex muto genus!" Distance from intended will effect time of change.

Seras stared at the chant memorizing every syllable. So intent on it she failed to hear Walter's foot steps until he was nearly at the door. She closed the book, placed it back on the shelf, and phased out of there. She knew what to do and would wait until an hour after moonrise to recite the spell. She was ready for it and for any reprimand that she may incur afterward. What she failed to do was read the warning below the chant. It may have saved her some trouble.

A few hours later.

"Alucard! Give that back!" Kat yelled at him at a rock wall near the training ground.

"Why Kitty Kat? This is such a fascinating read." Grinning ever so devious to his draculina.

"Because its not yours." She lunged at the book in his hands. He phased just out of her reach to behind her. He had stolen the book right out of her bookshelf, then flashed the cover in her face to spur her before phasing elsewhere. She had ran after him.

"You are mine Katherine! And therefore everything that is yours is mine. Besides, this book has such lovely pictures!" She tried using telekinesis to get it back but all it got was thrown onto her back with the grinning vampire on top straddling her. He had the book in one hand while the other pointed at particular pages. "Hmm, I've done that one, many times." The book flipped to another page. Kat squirmed to no avail. "This one is quite fun!" another page. "No human could possibly do that one without injury but I can." Another page. "We did this one last night!" Kat merely reddened spurring Alucard on. "Would you like to try page 83? I'm game."

"I'll show you one!" vehement, but her song was laced with heated desire. She wanted to kick his ass, and kiss him at the same time. "Warum nicht Sie von mir und bück dich Alucard!"* She hissed.

He was mildly surprised. Kat knew some German. He snapped close the book and knelt very close to her ear. "Make me, my delicious minx," and licked at her earlobe before withdrawing. She grabbed his head and smacked her lips on his. He shifted forward on his knees for better access.

Why did their disputes always turn to this and why did it always turn her on? She was a twisted mess but didn't care at the moment. She felt a tingling sensation all over but she paid no attention. One hand moved down and slid into his pants to take hold of him. After a moment her closed eyes furrowed in confusion. Her hand felt nothing but a short bundle of hairs. Assuming it's a dastardly trick by Alucard she pressed her fingers in further. An odd feminine moan escaped his mouth. She pulled her head back from the kiss and looked at Alucard. Her eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Alucard was staring likewise at her.

"Eeeehh!" shoving Alucard off her with ease or rather shoving a very female version of Alucard off her. His stature had shrunk and his hair lengthened and straightened. His facial structure softened to a porcelain like doll face. He still wore his customary suit and red coat, a few sizes too big right now, but the vest and shirt were busting at the seams with very female breasts. He looked down at himself and sneered.

"What is this Alucard?" She slapped a hand to her mouth at the sound of her own voice. It sounded masculine, too masculine. She looked down at herself and scrambled to standing quickly. She felt about herself and yes she had all the attributes of a male without the female parts. Her black jeans had the telltale bump between her legs and her long sleeve black shirt held a flatness she hadn't seen since she was twelve. Her wavy hair was barely shoulder length, the shape of her chin was more angled, and she was quite a few inches taller. Alucard, or rather Girlycard stood up as well. The top of his head barely reached her nose.

"This is not your doing?" He asked in a sultry female voice.

"The hell it is! I wouldn't do something like this in the middle of, middle of… you know!"

"This is not my doing either. I could-" the ringing of screams graced both their ears and the two vampires ran toward the training grounds. Girlycard had to hold up his pants to keep them up. What they found was a group of women in military fatigues, the majority of them were freaking out. A few just stared dumbly at themselves. One in particular was yelling French obscenities.

"Mon deau! Zis is hell! Wake me up from zis nightmare!" The woman in question was quite curvaceous with an eye patch and brownish-red hair that had grown out from the already long ponytail.

"Pip?" The young man asked. Girlycard and "Kit's" sudden appearance startled the 'women' and several of them drew their weapons. Girlycard stepped in front of Kit and growled. Luckily Pip noticed Girlycard's attire.

"Alucard, Is zat… you?"

"Unfortunately." He answered. Pip looked at the young man behind Girlycard.

"Katherine, I presume?"

"You still want to kiss me now?" She smiled. Girlycard looked at her crudely. "Sorry. I couldn't resist."

"What in blazes is going on?! Why has training stopped? Captain, what is the-- Oh…" Sir Integra marched right in with all cylinders running when she realized the circumstances.

"Well, she's still herself." Kat thought to him.

"Alucard!" She yelled right at the red clad female.

"And as angry as ever." He thought back.

"Yes, my master." grinning wide for her.

"She's going to blame you isn't she?" Kat thought merrily.

"Explain yourself! Why are my men women?" Sir Integra was at eruption stage.

"I knew it!" Kat thought to him when she caught a flash of something at the edge of the property. Girlycard was explaining what happened and who's fault it was not. This movement irked her and mentally told him she'll be right back. Kat phased out of sight and into the barren trees of the forest.

Catching the scent it took no time at all to phase before her pray and tackle her in a bear hug. She squealed and squirmed. "Seras! Calm down! Its Katherine. I'm Katherine!" Seras stilled, looked up at her face turned male and busted out in tears.

"I'm sorry! I've done a horrible thing! I recited a spell from a book in the library. I only meant to get Pip, not the whole battalion, and you!" Seras confessed.

"…and your master too." Kat said softly. Seras cried louder. Kat couldn't help notice Seras' sizable breasts pressed against her chest.

"I only wanted to turn Pip into a woman for a few days so-"

"So he would know how you felt. Oh Seras. I don't blame you. That sure sounded like a great get even plan." She tried to console her for the next few minutes and petted her hair.

"You look kinda cute as a guy" She thought to Kat.

Kat wasn't sure what to think about that. "Um, Pip looks fairly pretty too." Seras cracked a tiny smile. Kat thought how Alucard looked now and realized she found him quite attractive as a woman. 'This male testosterone must be getting to me.'

After another minute, "Seras you have to face Sir Integra and… Girlycard and confess all."

"I know." She said in a small voice. "Okay, lets get the punishment over with." The two phased back to Sir Integra's position.

Katherine gave a tight squeeze of Seras's hand before returning to Girlycard's side. Seras grudgingly told all in front of Sir Integra, her master, Walter, Pip, and the changed men. In a flash Walter snatched the old tome and found the reason why everyone outside were change and it was because Seras had stood too far away to focus her palm on one individual and had instead affected everyone in the vicinity.

After all the information was in and Seras told all, Girlycard just cocked his head in thought. Seras dreaded her master's reaction to this. "Police Girl did all this? On her own? And affect me as well?" A grin slowly grew on his face as his trademark laughing started billowing out getting louder with every widening of his smile. Everyone including Kat was aghast at his insane laughter. His arms grabbed at his stomach in his fit.

"Seras Victoria! You ARE MY fledgling!" Girlycard cried then walked off laughing insanely all the way into the manor.

Sir Integra was not amused (she never seems to be) and ordered Seras confined to her quarters for two weeks; no going out on missions, no entertainment, no visitors without permission, period. She told the effected 'men' to get checked out before returning to duty, just in case of any complications.

The most profoundly effected from Seras' confession was Pip. Anger was nowhere in sight of Pip. He, well she right now, looked saddened and looked at Seras with fresh eyes. "Sir Integra, may I escort Zeras to her room?"

Integra took one look at Pip and said "Of course." She turned her heel and head back inside. On the way she called Katherine to her side. Katherine looked at Pip and Seras, smiled knowingly 'they are sure to have a long talk', then caught up with Integra.

"Yes Sir?" She asked.

"Keep a close eye on Alucard. There's no telling what he'll do in this state."

Kat grinned at herself with an idea. "Yes, Sir," then phased to Girlycard's location which was his chambers, but not before snatching up the discarded book by the rock wall and flipping through a few of its pages.

She found him sitting on his thrown drinking from a glass in brand new attire. It was a pure white formfitting blouse with a white knee length skirt complete with white tennis shoes. The top buttons were unfastened. His coat, cravat, boots, and hat were discarded over his coffin. Just for the hell of it Kat collected the loose clothing and put them on. Girlycard merely watched her as if he was expecting her to do it.

"Hmm, they almost fit" She murmured taking in the masculine scent of Alucard's coat. She let out a strained moaned. "You know, I could have fun with this." She pulled a little at the currently uncomfortable jeans she was wearing. "But first…" Eying the sexy median in the chair.

"What do you intend to do?" he asked in a sultry feminine voice smiling knowingly. His hooded red eyes smoldered in hers.

Kat walked toward the occupied chair and placed her hands on the arm rests. She smirked deviously and spoke huskily. "Darling wife, there's a position a want to try. Why don't you bend over for me and I'll show you?"

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Translation *Why don't you get off me and bend over Alucard!*

THE END