Me: Another funny "romantic" moment xD

Blue: …Nice…

Green: Yeah, because why would we like to be on a story of action and mystery when we can be in here, in a romantic story n_n

Me: …Sarcastic?

Green: What was your first clue? ¬¬

Blue: xD

Me: Well…I'll just start…assholes

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Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, only the plot…

Inspiration: My life xD

Warnings: PERVERTED MOMENTS COMBIEND WITH STUPIDITY! You've been warned…

The Strange-Pervy Boy's Return!

7:00 AM in the morning, what is the first thing I see?

Let's see…

My school, full with late student's rushing to their classes (including me) and some other students who seem to not care or realize the classes have already begun.

Turning around a bit, I wave my dismissal to my dad, who only nods and drives away in my mom's car. I let the guard of the school gate see my school ID and he let's me through with a nod.

Seems today is Nod's Day!

Well, walking fast towards my classroom, I spot my best friend Butch and wave at him. He looks at me when I run towards him, only stopping in front of him. Until then, he attacks.

He hugs me…hard…

How can someone so freaking lean have this kind of force!?

"Kaoru, you look so sexy"

"STOP, NOW!"

"NO"

"NOT AGAIN!"

…And so my torture begins, with a hug…a death hug.

**

Almost afternoon!

A week has passed already, it seems time really travels fast when you are…happy. I'm right now in my free period, walking beside Butch and Brick besides him. We escaped from school to buy fresh bread on the super market…Brick got me a doughnut, hell yeah!

Brick is Butch's friend, almost brother. Brick has always been a leader and a smart guy, but his rowdy attitude gets him into trouble almost all the time. He's the richest from all of us, and is the one that buys Butch's food cravings, and sometimes mine.

"So…" Brick starts, looking at Butch with boredom, "How do you manage getting all those chicks?"

I look at Butch too, interested on his answer. He blinks a bit with his visible eye, and then he turns towards me.

"What are you talking about, she's hotter than me"

"Yeah right…" I mutter, narrowing my eyes at him, "If I don't remember correctly, you're the one that get's everybody's attention, besides…I'm not that cute"

"You're kidding right?" Brick says, grabbing me by my hand, "You have the body of a model!"

"Pfft, of course"

"It's true" then my redhead friend smirks, "That's why you're going to be mine"

Before I can comment on his statement, Butch grabs my other hand possessively and glares at the other one.

"She's mine, dude…she was mine first and she's still now"

Brick chuckles nervously, leaving my hand alone.

Hey, how could he tell me as his property! Before my rant starts, he starts running, his grip on my hand like steel, making me run too towards the school.

People look at us strangely, mostly to our linked hands, most of them smiling knowingly, like knowing something I haven't discovered. Probably, they think we are a couple or something.

Yeah, like that could happen…wait…isn't he already my fake boyfriend?

…Then maybe I do have a "boyfriend"…

Oh the joys of life…

Butch's stalker is going to try and kill me…

**

Again, I'm stuck outside my classroom for this period, standing proudly and resting my back on the white painted brick wall. I wonder why is everything so white? The doors are white, the floor tiles are white, heck even the supposedly red brick walls were painted white!...oh and the stairs are white too.

At least I have the view from the school's garden just in front of me and I'm able to look at every green tree and green land below me…

Did I mention I'm waiting on the second floor instead of the second?

It means more cold air, hooray!

…the last was sarcasm.

Suddenly, Butch appears, standing in front of me while smiling innocently.

It creeps me out, because it means his diabolical mind is plotting something.

"What's up?" I ask suddenly, breaking the comfortable silence between us. He continues smiling at me, his innocence radiating in vibes…

Now, something is really wrong!

"I like your sweater…Do you want to know why?"

I turn to look at my turtle neck sweater. It's completely red and pretty comfortable and tight, I love wearing it because of the comfy feeling.

"…Why?"

"Because…" his eyes turn seductively, "It hugs your body perfectly and makes stand your chests nicely"

My cheeks grow hot after those words and my anger starts welling up.

"SHUT UP, PERVERT!"

**

Have you felt like you want to kill a teacher when she/he doesn't appear for class?

Maybe not, I loved it.

Loved!

Now, I just feel like killing the oversized whale of a teacher that happens to teach me Calculus. The classes have been started since three weeks ago and she hasn't teached us…ANYTHING!

I don't know a thing, what's even worse is that we don't have book to study! How the hell am I supposed to study!? How can I pass that stupid subject!? Why the hell did I signed up for that extra class anyways!?

Oh yes, because my dad convinced me…

Grr…

And if it's not enough, we have an exam in a month that will evaluate all of our skills…nationally talking!

We have to finish a stupid questionnaire for that!

And let's not forget about my college's exam, to the most wanted college here in Tokyo!

If I wasn't a real tomboy, I would start crying now…

"I hope the teacher arrives today…" I mutter, looking at Butch who is sitting beside me. He turns to me and scowls.

"I hope not"

He's almost impossible…

He turns to me once again and smiles, "Hey how was that dancing step you did before?"

With a sigh, I stand up from the "step" we were sitting and stand in front of the classroom's door. I grab his hand and separate from his body.

"Okay, now pull my arm towards your chest"

He nods, doing exactly what I asked him. Pulling me towards him, I start doing the ballet-like or tango-like step, going in circles over my feet. I feel my skirt (yes, I'm wearing a horrible red skirt with a combination of different-colored lines) flying with the air, probably leaving the world to see my short-covered thighs (As if I would let a pervert look at me without shorts below my skirt). Finally my back collides with his chest and his hand is on my hip, not gripping or something perverted, just in there.

"Wow that was a nice step, it looked almost perfect!" I hear Boomer's voice saying. Turning my sight towards the voice, I find the blond boy smiling innocently at us.

"Hey, thanks" I say letting his hand go. Suddenly Miyako appears too, looking with love-sick eyes at Boomer. She's another of my friends, one of the preppys to be exact, meanwhile Boomer isn't. He is like a nerd in our class.

They both sit down where Butch and I sat before, only I sitting beside them. Butch seems to be thinking another thing.

"Hey Miyako, you look cute"

Miyako just smiles at him and thanks him. Ah the innocence of that girl is outstanding. He then turns around to me, once again.

"What are you doing you two out here?" Boomer asks.

"Well, I was dancing with my Kaoru"

"I'm not yours"

"I bet you pardon?"

"I'm. not. Yours."

Without a word, he stands in front of me suddenly. Then he smirks, grabbing my shoulders and pushes me to the tiled floor and positioning himself above me. I suddenly feel my cheeks hot and a déjà-vu coming to my mind.

"Get off me now!"

"Not a chance" he mutters and embraces me tightly…

TOO TIGHTLY

I start fighting, squirming violently and pushing him from every piece of his skin, but my attempts are futile. It embarrasses me the fact Miyako and Boomer are looking at us now. I start tickling him, since that it's his weakness. He leaves me alone in a matter of seconds.

I stand in my sitting position slowly, gasping for air and pretty much knowing the state of my naked shoulder. It seems that it got like that with all my squirming, since his hands never touched me near that part. People pass and look at us weirdly and I know by my state that looks like he just molested me. I feel my cheeks burning with embarrassment.

"Oh woah Kaoru, you little pervy!" Butch exclaims, smirking victoriously. I respond him with gripping by his neck and shake him wildly.

"You. Little. Bastard."

**

Class is about to start, and I'm running late!

This week has been hell, pure hell for me. The college admission is coming soon and my parents are pressuring me quite a bunch every day, ordering me to enter to their site and search for more information…now the catch-up is that they haven't post a thing…

NOTHING!

My classroom is chaos. People are worrying, shocked and scared. Every one of us want to enter to the same public university…we are all aiming towards the MOST searched college in our state.

Please. Kill. Me.

Not only that, but the teachers are sadists! They're sending us a lot of freaking homework that won't help us a thing in our future. Let's not forget the stupid National Exam they are preparing us (more like shoving the information through our throats) and the extra classes…and the stories…and the angry fans…and my sanity…

...Ow goody...

When I finally reach the classroom, I see all of my friends out laughing and talking happily…

I smile at their sight, mostly at Butch's. At least I have a place where I can be myself now…not to worry for now.

"Hey guys" I mutter, letting my green backpack on the floor and sitting on the cemented low gray wall that surrounds the "island" they build for the plants. Sakura, the nerdy and religious girl is beside me, smiling and looking at Butch intently. I'm so caught up on her that I didn't felt the arms of somebody making me stand up and hugging me.

It's not until I feel the arms hugging me even more tightly that I react. I see Butch embracing me once again (what a surprise). My tomboy attitude flares on my stomach and my eyes narrow at him.

"Leave me alone"

He smirks at my squirming but seems interrupted when I free myself and start running away from his "playful" arms. Though God must be happy at my suffering, since he manages to catch my wrist and pulls me towards his body…or so I think.

I grunt in slight pain when I collide bent over the cement wall, in the same place I was sitting before. My eyes widen and I hold my breath when I feel someone bending over me, the person's body trapping mine. With horror I see every single one of my friends looking at us agape.

"OH YES KAORU!" Butch dares to exclaim while rocking his hips playfully.

Now, he will definitely die!

"BUTCH, YOU ASSHOLE!" I shout as a response, totally aware of what he means and how he is rocking his hips, even though he doesn't touch my bottom with them, it's the meaning of what he's doing what counts.

I manage to free myself and with angry eyes I look how that coward runs away, smiling happily and innocently, like he did something normal and a routine action of every day. As if I would let him get away from this!

"GET BACK HERE YOU PERVERT!"

**

Valentine's day…the most waited day for the couples, and the most loathed for me. Couples pass by holding hands and their gifts, smiling like a group of retards.

I'm with (guess who?) my best friend, waiting for the Administration teacher for our friend, since our Calculus teacher is in suspension...still in suspension. I'm happily showing off my white heart-shaped balloon to him in mock, only to receive some "hmphs" and rolling eyes.

Yeah, I receive a balloon and a rose-shaped lollipop from my friend Boomer, obviously as friends, but Butch LOVES to complain for EVERYTHING…

And I'm certainly enjoying myself for that.

More students come; between them the blond head of Boomer can be seen. He walks to us and smiles, laying his back on the red metal rail that separates us from a death fall to the concrete. Oh yeah, we're in the second floor of the building.

Butch proceeds to attack, making me roll my eyes.

"Boomer, how dare you giving gifts to MY Kaoru"

Boomer blinks and proceeds to smirk at him. Who said he was a cute boy filled with poems and love…they need their ass kicked for sure…

"Well, I can give her whatever I want" he exclaims, truly enjoying the sight of the raven-haired boy jealous. I'm not enjoying it that much now.

"That's a lie, she's mine only"

I growl and walk at him, hugging his arm like a girly, whatever it needs to shut his jealousy up, "Yes Butch, I'm yours"

That makes him shut up, only to turn his smirk towards Boomer, the only one just laughing at his antics.

"Yep" Butch mutters, hugging me, "You're mine"

Me: I PROMISE THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE THE BoomerxMiyako! Please understand that I can't write that pairing that much since 1) I don't like it 2)Miyako annoys me 3)I'm to lazy…so please bear with it for a while :s

Blue: Wow what a perverted boy

Me: Girl…Butch's character is a girl

Green: …:3 That looks nice

Me: She's my "girlfriend of hugs" so yeah...everything that appears in here is what she did to me…and yeah it was so FUCKING embarrassing ¬///¬

Blue: Brick was a woman too?

Me: Nah, he's a he…actually a boy who is pervert with me for fun, but is deeply in love with my "gf of hugs".

Blue: …Oh…I looked forward for a girl-threesome

Me: SHUT UP! O_Ó

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Answering Anonymous Reviews

Bluerules: They're coming in the next chapter, sorry for the lateness but I have to be in a really good mood to make a story of that pairing :s