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"Speech"

'Thought'

"Demon/Summon/Shouting/Oorang"

'Demon/Summon thought'

Time or place change

Frieza's Ship

A purple lizard like alien in a lab coat came running into a room with a weird looking alien in a floating chair. As he approached he slowed and kneeled in front of the creature. With an excited timber to his voice he said.

"Lord Frieza (sp?) I have done it I have managed to create the perfect warrior."

"Oh" said Frieza in a raspy voice and motioned the scientist to continue a tail lashing behind the chair.

"Well Lord Frieza I have managed to clone a sayian and give him the intelligence of a Truffle." Said the lizard doctor.

"Is that all?" Frieza asked annoyance lacing its voice.

"Oh by no means is that all Lord Frieza I have also given him the ability of the Namekians (sp?) to regenerate at the cost of some KI. He also seems to be smarter then most average Truffles." Said the lizard his voice laced with excitement.

"Oh how so?" Frieza asked amusement seeping into its voice.

"Lord Frieza he is able to do my paperwork as if I did it." You could hear the pride and enthusiasm in his voice. Frieza just quirked a non-existent eyebrow (1) and pointed a finger towards the scientist.

"Then I guess you have no more use." Frieza said malice and amusement lacing its tone. A beam of bright purple light shot from Frieza's finger right through the scientist's heart. 'Damn stupid ass scientist should have known not to alter those dam monkey's so they could think like a truffle and then worse was to give him the regeneration abilities of a Namek.' Frieza sighed. 'Might as well go see this super powered monkey.'

When Frieza got down to the lab it saw a boy of about 16 working through papers. The shocking thing about this boy is his hair was black with streaks of silver almost white running through it. He also had green marks on his face unlike the normal red of the Truffles. His skin was tanner than most and his tail was green, white and black. He was well built at sixteen and his muscles didn't seem to restrict him. Frieza's normally pink skin was a little red. (2)

"Well, well" Freiza said in husky voice which would dam near scare the hell out of whoever the voice was directed at.

The sayian just quirked a brow and said. "Yes Frieza-sama?"

"What is your name?" Freiza asked.

"Hmm the Doc never gave me one." He said.

"You will go by the name Ryu yes?" Freiza asked/commanded him to take the name the newly named Ryu

Sighed heavily.

"Yes Frieza-sama." He said annoyance lacing his voice.

"Good you will be taking over the doctor's place but you will be allowed only to do science experiments not genetic splicing. Understood?"

"Yes Frieza-sama"

A Year Later

Ryu had finished a project that would allow Frieza to de age someone and wipe they're memories. When he presented it to Frieza. It was suggested that Ryu be the test subject. Ryu seeing no way out of this agreed as long as they didn't wipe his memories.

"Ok get in Ryu you already made sure that we couldn't wipe your memories." Said a fellow scientist.

"Very well." He said and stepped inside the chamber.

They turned it on and set it to eight years old so that they wouldn't have to worry too much. What they didn't notice was that one of Ryu's rivals reset it to less then one. As they pushed the start button a gas started to fill the chamber and then a fluid filled it up to his neck when the gas retreated the machine started pulsing energy into the tube. Before their eyes Ryu started to shrink and shrink as Ryu felt he was getting younger and younger he smirked but then frowned when it didn't stop. Realization struck his fellow scientist had tricked him and turned the dial further than what was meant to be at. Angered his KI acted up and shattered the chamber but it was too late he was already a baby that was just a few months old. The fellow scientist gathered him up smirking to each other and said. "Thought you were so smart eh Ryu? Well now your going to be sent to a planet to fight for Lord Frieza."

When they reached Frieza they told it what happened and offered up the suggestion that Ryu be sent to conquer a planet. Frieza not to worried about Ryu seeing as how even if he was small still had his memory and knowledge sighed but agreed. He was put into a pod and sent for earth. But there was a mistake in trajectory and he didn't land where Goku and everyone else was but on the other side of the planet.

Elemental countries a day before Kyuubi attack

Minato was outside of the village holding his daughter wrapped up in swaddling clothes and crying silently. His wife Kushina while not dead was in a coma that she might not come out of but even worse was the fact that he was thinking about burdening his daughter with Kyuubi the mighty demon. He was no fool he knew how the village would treat his daughter. 'It's for the good of the village. Maybe I can devise some sort of seal to put on her to keep her safe' He looked towards the sky at that moment a shooting star seemed to be falling towards them. Minato jumped out of the way in time when he looked back at where he was standing he saw a metal sphere with a small red tinted window but nothing happened and the inside was dark so he couldn't see anything. He decided to move the object so he pulled it into the forest of death a.k.a. training grounds 44. Then left still lamenting over the fact that his daughter would be punished for something he was about to do.

One day later

"Hold it off till Hokage-sama arrives." shouted some nameless chunin.

A giant fox suddenly swiped its tail along the ground causing a huge crater and fire to spout for said crater incinerating a few of the ninjas.

"Pathetic. Can't you do better? Silly humans." Shouted Kyuubi and suddenly screamed in pain. Turning around it saw its tails were cut off. When its tails grew back it sat down and started crying and it was saying "My beautiful tails. It took me hundreds of years to get them so silky smooth and they just cut them off like that." Quite a few of the male ninja's sweat dropped while the females understood the demon's pain.

"Yes Madara it will be as you command" Kyuubi said not realizing it was speaking out loud. However very few if any caught it but those that did noticed the glazed eyes and a seal on the Kyuubi's neck that looked like three diamonds all pointing at one another. They then started attacking Kyuubi again and kyuubi got angry which is nothing in itself but when they noticed the seal disappear and Kyuubi's fur go from a light red to a red so dark it was almost black and the eyes of the demon became a mix of purple and red and large reddish purple wings grew out of it's back. Suddenly the fox's chakra skyrocketed and took on a sickly greenish purple. The creature roared and the shinobi and kunoichi could tell that whatever intelligence the demon possessed was gone.

At exactly this moment the pod activated and a mechanical voice was heard saying "conditions optimal blutz (sp?) waves emanating from nearby moon. Powerful source of odd energy and high KI levels." Once this was said a small couple of months old baby seemingly floated towards where the fox was then looked at the moon. All of the sudden he started to grow and change he became an Oorang but because his genes were messed with he didn't look like a normal Oorang he had black fur with white stripes going through it and two green marks under his eyes which instead of being blood read were an odd purple. Also because this is his first transformation but because he has the abilities of a truffle he only lost half of his mind. Now some say a rampaging beast is the worst thing you will ever find but imagine for a second one with power equal to Kyuubi and rage to match that can find the best ways to hurt you. Anyway when he completed his transformation he turned to Kyuubi and roared a primal challenge Kyuubi turned and faced the massive ape. Many of those on the ground were cheering they thought this was the boss summon from the ape contract. What they heard next made them rethink this thought.

"You puny fox fight. Me break bones and kill stupid fox then will stomp humans into ground." Said the giant monkey with more than a little bloodlust in its voice. The fox as if it wasn't angry enough managed to hear this through the influence of the seal on its mind and decided to just let the seal work. No one insults Kyuubi the strongest of the tailed demons and ruler of hell and gets away with it. The fox condensed chakra in front of its mouth then swallowed it its abdomen expanded and a ball of pure chakra formed in the center of its mouth. The Oorang knowing where this was going pounded on its chest for a minute and then opened it's own mouth and a ball of pure energy formed in its mouth as well. Suffice to say they both let go of the hold on the power stored in their mouths as the beams clashed it looked as though they were evenly matched. The Oorang than reared back and cut of its beam in a second the fox's beam of chakra tore through the ape's arm the Oorang roared in rage and pain. Then shinobi saw something they wouldn't forget the ape regenerated its whole arm and there was still wet blood on it. The Oorang flexed its arm and looked a Kyuubi an evil smile covering its face as it thought up a twisted plan that made Kyuubi shiver. A second later he shot a much more powerful blast the fox was soon hit in the front legs and its paws to its shoulder was completely taken off and it screamed in pain and rage its fore legs were regenerating but slowly the Oorang then jumped behind the fox and repeated the process. The Fox screamed again then fell to the ground having nothing to support it. The shinobi were stunned this one tailed oddly colored ape comes out of nowhere and beats the fox so easily. The Yondaime arrives on Gamabunta and sees the giant fox and ape just as he is about to start going through the seals for the shiki fuin a cloud pass over the moon and our giant ape starts shrinking to the size of a baby. The yondaime seeing this grabs the child and puts a seal on the babies' belly. With a shout of "shiki fuin" The shingami appears behind Minato.

"Mortal why have you summoned me?"

"Shingami-Sama I ask that you seal Kyuubi into this child."

"Very well mortal you know the price for this correct?"

"I do" and suddenly a hand shot out of the babies' stomach and grabbed Kyuubi turning it into a ball of red and purple light when the Kyuubi was placed in the seal Shingami turned to Minato.

"Human I have seen what has happened and know the Kyuubi couldn't battle further. Even knowing this you still place this burden on the child for your acts you, your wife, and daughter will be cursed with immortality."

"That doesn't sound too bad." Minato said with a smile.

Shinigami then smirked which made Minato shiver. "Oh no human it doesn't, but all of you will be demonic females and virgins at that and are bound to the one you decided to place this burden on for your own selfishness. You will have to ask his permission to date, get laid or any other important aspect of your life and if he says no then you will be forced to comply by the power of the seals that you and your family have gained." Shingami smirked.

Minato was horrified he just sold himself and his family into slavery so his village could have the power of Kyuubi and that strange ape the child turned into. His only thoughts before he passed out were. 'I already miss my banana' and 'Kushina-chan is going to kill me then resurrect me and kill me again.' In a few seconds a seal appeared on Kushina, Minato, and their daughter Natsumi it was a skull with a set of katana's shaped like bones. Kushina was awoken from her coma as she de aged to twenty. Minato's body became slimmer and shorter he grew breasts of about a D-cup and lost that which made him a man. Sarutobi came upon the sight of a blond woman of about twenty about 5"6' nice breasts and a dynamite figure. Suffice to say Sarutobi giggled perversely he then noticed the baby grope the woman's breast and Sarutobi giggled even more perversely when she moaned in her sleep. The baby turned to him and gave him a glare and growled at him. Sarutobi was shocked to say the least. 'Did that baby just glare and growl at me.' Sarutobi was broken out of his thoughts by a very long drawn out moan from the blonde woman he then looked at the woman and baby and had a nosebleed that sent him all the way to the walls of Konoha. He had just seen something he wouldn't forget the baby was sucking on the blonde woman's breast while groping the other. Well Sarutobi passed out when he got to the walls and if such a high loss of blood weren't enough such an act of unintended perverseness from Ryu would have caused him to faint anyway.

Sarutobi woke a couple of hours later he ran back to his office and grabbed a camera. When he got back to the clearing the baby was asleep on top of the woman and she was fully covered once again. Sarutobi sighed in disappointment. That is till he thought about just going over and opening the woman's shirt he smiled and giggled perversely as he was leaning forward to open the woman's shirt the baby on the woman's chest shot out a hand and grabbed Sarutobi's arm in grip like a vice then lifted him up and waved a finger in front of Sarutobi's face. Sarutobi getting the idea nodded his head and called. "Anbu" several people in animal masks appeared the females took one look at the baby and had to restrain themselves from shouting Kawaii as he had his nose scrunched up cutely while the men looked on with envy and a certain perverted anbu giggled perversely as the child was still in between the woman's breasts. The Hokage giggled as well but hid it better because he knew women and perverts if not from personal experience then that of his student Jiraya's follies. The women turned to the anbu with righteous anger burning in their eye's and cracked their knuckles. The baby sweat dropped as the women pounded the anbu into the ground so hard that he wouldn't be able to move for at least an hour without help. Sarutobi chuckled at the anbus' misfortune but quickly closed his mouth when the kunoichi turned to him. If there was one thing he learned other than that paperwork was evil it was don't antagonize angry women especially if they suspect you to be a pervert. Sarutobi again chuckled nervously this time and asked the female anbu to take the woman and the baby to the hospital to see if there was anything they could do. After finding out the woman was only exhausted and in need of rest they let it pass. Sarutobi stayed in the room to make sure everything was okay and what happened to this fine woman and why a baby was found with her. Sarutobi saw the child gesture for something to write with and something to write on. Sarutobi grabbed some ink, a piece of paper, and a brush and handed them to the child. The child pulled out the tray like thing they have in hospitals and started to write on the paper when he was finished he handed the paper to Sarutobi who was surprised at the Ryu's ability to write legibly unfortunately for Ryu and fortunately Sarutobi could read only his name.

"So your name is Ryu?" Sarutobi asked.

The baby nodded his head and motioned for Sarutobi to write something so his highly analytical mind could break down their writing system so he could communicate at least through paper. As Sarutobi was in the process of writing what he thought the child might understand the door slammed open and another woman came into the room Sarutobi seeing this woman and the way she entered accidentally spilled ink all over the paper causing it to be illegible. Kushina Stomped into the room stared at the Third and practically screamed.

"Where is that Bastard and where is my little Natsumi-Chan."

Sarutobi was starting to get scared of the woman in front of him. The woman then noticed that Ryu he had his head cocked to the side and a cute confused expression on his face. Kushina took a 360 degree turn in personality and glomped the baby with a cry of Kawaii and Ryu was pushed into her chest his eyes got slightly wider and a blush that made the green marks on his face stick out more and caused Kushina to bury him even further into her healthy C borderline D cup breasts. It was at this moment that Ryu passed out not able to handle the extreme if unintentional perverseness of the situation. Sarutobi let a string of perverted giggles escape his mouth even thought he was trying to hide them behind his hand Kushina heard him. She then turned to him and he paled at the sight in the woman's eyes. 'As if those weird flames in Gai's eyes aren't enough I think I just found something much worse.' He swallowed nervously and chuckled Kushina put poor passed out Ryu on the bed and advanced on Sarutobi and the closest thing Sarutobi could think of to describe the flames in her eyes was that of hellfire or that of a woman in full righteous fury mode. She cracked her knuckles and Sarutobi prayed to Kami-sama that he lived though this. He was beaten to the point where even he wouldn't be able to move for hours. Kushina sighed she had unintentionally just beaten her only link to news on Minato and her little Natsumi's whereabouts into unconsciousness. She sighed exasperated and decided to wait until the Third woke up to threaten him into telling her where her child and that man she called a husband is. "Kushina-Chan" the woman moaned in her sleep. Kushina turned to look at the woman for the first time and her blood went cold. 'No it couldn't be.' She thought to herself. Looking closer she noticed how close this woman and her husband looked a like and then slapped her forehead and in an exasperated tone said. "Dam idiot of a husband 'or should I say wife' what did you do this time."

A/N (1) Someone tell me does Frieza have eyebrows?

(2) Frieza as you may have guessed is either gay or female. I am leaning toward female although they say that Frieza is male in the series they never really give anything definite Other than the voice and some characters saying such and that could just be they based it off the voice too.