Let the randomness BEGIN!

Ok, just so you know what's happened so far in this story, I'm sitting alone in my living room, and someone falls through the roof. Yeah, I couldn't think of anything else.

Me: What the... whotheheckareyou?

Person: *stands and brushes self off* I am Artemis Fowl the 2nd, peasant.

Me: Who are you calling a peasant? *gestures around room* Does this look like a peasant's house?

Artemis: Yes

*the portal on the wall (yes, in my world, people have portals on the wall) opens and someone steps out*

Person: what the.... Artemis? Where are we?

Me: OMGYOURHOLLYSHORT!

Holly: What?

Me: *takes deep breath* You're Holly Short!

Holly: I kind of knew that.

Me: Holly, could you sign my face?

Artemis: Hey, You didn't ask me to sign your face!

Me: That's because you're a boy, and you're disgusting. *thinks for a moment* You're also too rich, and too smart, and too evil, and-

Holly: Ok, I think we got the picture. *signs my face*

Artemis: *goes to sit in the corner and pouts*

*just then, the portal opens up again and out steps…..

Chapter End Notes:

Next chapter soon to come! (though, if you like Minerva, then I don't recommend reading it, seeing as it revolves around killing her....

NO! I've said too much!