Ianto flopped down onto the sofa sighing softly. Slouching back he stared up at the ceiling tapping out a small rhythm on his thigh. Just then the cog door rolled open and Jack and the rest of the team came storming through it. Jack was splattered in blood his coat and trousers caked in mud. Owen's jeans were in a similar state and both the girls were soaking wet.
"I swear to god Harkness I am not going anywhere with you ever again. I always come back cold and bloody dirty. " Jack grinned widely.
"Oh i thought you liked it when we got down and dirty Owen" Owen frowned walking away muttering to himself.
Gwen glanced over at Ianto. "Couldn't have a coffee could I love?"
Ianto stood up swiftly. "I'll get the tray. I saw this coming."
A few minutes later he reappeared with a tray full of coffee placing it on the table he turned to look at Jack.
"Jack..your dripping on the floor." Ianto frowned gesturing to Jack's muddy coat.
"You usually enjoy it when I'm dripping." Jack said with a cheeky wink wandering away.
Ianto blushed looking over at tosh he sighed "Please tell me the SUV isn't in this state too."
Tosh glanced up at him. "...sorry Ianto" She replied sympathetically.
"Suppose I'll go and man the hose then." Gwen giggled.
"Aw and Jack Isn't here to comment." She giggled more until Ianto gave her a firm stare. She stopped giggling and he gave a curt nod and walked off to the parking lot.
20 minutes later Ianto was standing with a bucket of soapy water and a sponge scrubbing at the mud attached to the SUV. Pausing he smiled as he heard a noise behind him. Suddenly a cold spray of water hit his back. Grabbing his bucket he span around covering his attacker with the soapy water.
Spluttering Jack grinned. "...Okay wasn't expecting that."
"You...you soaked my new suit." Ianto replied pouting.
"Then I shall have to take you out tomorrow and buy you a new one." Jack grinned widely taking a step towards Ianto.
"Jack I know your thinking what I think your thinking and NO." Ianto said taking a step back pressing up against the SUV.
"Awww...but your all sexy and wet" Jack grinned.
" And probably dying of pneumonia" Jack frowned.
"In that case I order hot showers for all" Jack giggled.
"You want me to walk through the HUB soaking wet" Ianto smiled.
"....No" Jack scooped Ianto up throwing him over his shoulder and ran towards the HUB.
"JACK NO PUT ME..." Realising he wouldn't win he gave in and slumped over Jack's shoulder.
Racing through the cog door Jack giggled madly jumping the steps he raced past the workstations.
"JACK" Tosh called out.
"Can't stop now pneumonia to battle." Jack giggled.
"It's really important." Jack skidded to a halt turning and jogging back the other way.
"Jack what are you doing." Ianto whined. Jack patted him gently
"Shh there baby boy just hold on a second." Ianto sighed pouting.
Tosh pointed to her screen. "See this. That's the reading we got from our weevil" and this.
She pointed again. "Is the reading from a normal weevil i think they may be mutating." She looked up at Jack blushing a little.
"Good catch tosh. you okay?" He smiled.
"..yes just not the angle of Ianto I'm used to seeing" She giggled a little.
"JACK I SWEAR TO GOD PUT ME DOWN OR MOVE RIGHT NOW!!" Ianto yelled.
"Hehe well it seems i have my orders" he said grinning and running off Ianto jostling on his shoulder as he did so.
Settling back down to work a few minutes later something clicked.
Tosh turned to Gwen...."Wait did he call him...baby boy?"
Gwen began to giggle into her stack of paperwork. "Yes yes he did...i was..wondering when you were gonna get that."
"Oh i never figured Ianto one for receiving pet name's"
Gwen grinned.
"And i never figured Jack would give him one."
She fell forward. "Now there both going to be drooling at each other across the boardroom table"
Tosh blushed turning back to her monitor she muttered. "They do more than that across the boardroom table."