Prologue: Waluigi Time!

Waluigi laid on a hillside, chewing on a piece of grass. He had just come from the Mario Super Strikers tournament. He waved his hand as he stared at the setting sun. "Bah! Waluigi is sick of those cheaters!" He sat up and pounded the ground with his fist. "What do those losers have that Waluigi doesn't have?"

Waluigi flopped backwards again, closing his eyes. "That fatlard, Wario, and the hothead, Mario, even that pansy, Luigi, and the prissy Princess Peach! What the heck did they do to be better than Waluigi. Waluigi is number one, not those losers!" He pulled his cap down over his eyes. "They must be doing something to cheat."

"Actually, I think it's something more than that."

Waluigi sat up, startled. "Who's talking to Waluigi?"

A Boo poofed into existence next to the purple-clad plumber. He adjusted his large pair of glasses before offering his hand. "Hello, there. My name is Alboort."

Waluig stared at the Boo for a moment. "What is a Boo doing here?"

The Boo adjust his glasses again. "Indeed. Well, I just happened to be floating by, seeing how it is about night anyways, when I overheard you."

Waluigi frowned slightly. "And why would a Boo think Waluigi's problems are any of his business."

Alboort sighed. "Well, I would think the concept was obvious." He patted a laptop that he held. "You see, you are the antithesis of Luigi."

Waluigi pointed at the finger. "Hey, Waluigi doesn't know what an antithesis is, but let Waluigi tell ya, that little green punk just gets lucky. Waluigi could beat him blindfolded."

Alboort nodded. "And I would concur. You see, my race is the most opposed to the one called Luigi. Given how you are the opposite of Luigi, don't you think it would be natural that my kind would be attracted rather than opposed to you?"

Waluigi blinked twice. "So you and Waluigi both hate that stupid Luigi."

Alboort nodded and adjusted his glasses again. "That would be the case, but that's not the point right now." He flipped open his computer and tapped several keys. "You were just complaining about the other players defeating you in combat, but I can assure you that they were not cheating."

Waluig jabbed a finger at Alboort. "What do you mean that they weren't cheating? How else could those losers beat Waluigi?"

Alboort calmly pulled up a file on his computer. "Well, according to my research, you're the one most likely to cheat."

"You can't prove nothing!" Waluigi shouted, swinging his arms around.

Alboort held up a calming hand. "Patience, please." He tapped a couple more times on his keyboard. "Cheating has nothing to do with this. The others just have a natural advantage over you."

Waluigi scowled. "Nobody's better than Waluigi!"

Alboort adjusted his glasses. "Perhaps not, but they all do have something that you don't."

Waluigi raised an eyebrow. "And what is that?"

Alboort turned his laptop around and pointed to the screen. "You see, my research proves that all the other characters have participated in their own adventure. You, Mr. Waluigi, have not."

Waluigi held his chin as he looked at the screen. "Well, nerd-boy, you have a point."

Alboort frowned lightly. "I would prefer you called me Alboort, but I do have a solution for you: Go on your own adventure."

Waluigi blinked a couple times. "Well, Waluigi has been meaning to get out and do something for himself. Waluigi's sick of listening to Wario bragging about his treasure troves and everything."

Alboort smiled, his glasses glinting. "And that is what I was hooping you'd say." He held out his hand. "I have a proposition for you."

Waluigi eyed Alboort. "What sort of proposition?"

"A proposition that would benefit us both." Alboort shut his laptop. "You see, I have the technology and knowledge for a certain career, but I'm afraid I lack the skills."

"What career?" Waluigi was paying full attention now.

Alboort's face darkened with glee. "Thievery."

"Thievery?"

Alboort nodded. "You see, I don't see you as the sort to go and save a country like Mario, but thievery is very profitable."

Waluigi rubbed his chin. "Waluigi doesn't know. Isn't that kind of illegal?"

Alboort paused. "Depends. If you do it right, you could benefit with little negative consequence."

Waluigi took hold of the Boo's hand and shook it vigorously. "Sounds goods to Waluigi."

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Okay, this is just my idea of what a game starring Waluigi would be like.

Alboort is like Alboort Einstein. He's the technological brains. Waluigi is clever, but I don't think he's one for strategy or patient calculation, so he would need a partner to do it for him.

This game concept is a lot like Sly Cooper. It will star various places and characters. There will also be plenty of Comic Mischief. I hope you readers enjoy.

Please review and tell me what you think. This story will get better, but it may be a while before I update. Later.