Shat should have happened in THE FINAL WARNING:

ANGEL:

FANG!!!!!!!!

Gosh Angel get out of My HEAD!

Max is upset you HAVE to talk to her!

What is it this time?

Here is exactly what she is saying: Fang + Bridgid = PAIN! Fang + me= confusion pain and fear! But still… That B*** Bridgid!

Holy crap I'm not going near her now!

Fine I have a PLAN!

Then I left Fang alone. This was going to be GOOD!

BRIDGID:

Fang is so hot but way to young for me… but he is still flirting with me so WHO CARES! NOT ME! So I keep on flirting with him. Maybe he'll ask me out! That would be awesome! I had already told every female (not including the flock) on the ship about it!

ANGEL:

Oh, Now this will be even better! Embarrass that B**** (As Max called her) and get Fang and Max Together!

Ok Time to put my plan into action.

Fang?

WHATTTTTT?

Can I ask you a favor?

Fine

Go into Max's Room and talk to her. Don't let her leave the room.

Bu-

THEN, when I tell you start kissing her like you always fantasize.

ANGEL, you have got to learn when to stay out of peoples Minds!

Whatever!

FANG:

Here we are… I knock on her door. All I hear is "Go AWAY!"

It sounds like she's sulking. I walk in anyway. She is lying on her bed face in her pillows. I sat down on the edge of her bed. And start rubbing her back. She Turns Over Then I hear Angel Yell,

KISS HER!

ANGEL:

I had told all of the girls on the Ship that Max wasn't feeling well. They were all concerned being a bird kid and all. As I was about to open the door I yelled at Fang.

KIS HER!

I opened the door and what I saw was sick. But who cares Bridgid was close to tears.

I almost barfed. Fang was on top of Max with his hand pulling up her shirt. The worst Part their tongs were involved. I put on a smiling face then said,

"I Think Max feels better now! Maybe we should leave the love-birds alone."

But before I closed the doors completely I heard Fang ask.

"Will you go out with me, when we get back?"

Being the devil I am, I made her squeal Yes Loud enough so that the whole ship could hear.

Perhaps they should have called me Devil instead!