Disclaimer: How many times now have I had to admit I don't own the Ace Attorney series?

Author's Note: Another one-shot from my old drabble collection. Here's Ema's "preservative safe" alternative to those Golden Snackoos she mentioned in the credits.

Golden Snackoos

Ema Skye had a rather pleased look on her face that morning as she walked into the precinct. As usual, she was carrying a large bag of Snackoos, but two things seemed a bit different about them…

Firstly, she wasn't eating them with her typical vehemence. And secondly, they were a different color than normal.

"Hey, Detective Skye! You got some new Snackoos?" called another detective.

"I made these, Detective Johnson," she replied haughtily.

"Oh really? Are these the 'Golden Snackoos' you were talking about?"

The male detective walked curiously over to Ema's desk as she sat down. Ema grinned as she opened the bag, revealing the Snackoos in all their golden glory. Detective Johnson chuckled as Ema held one up.

"See? I even found a way to make sure the preservatives were safe."

"…Ach, fraulein, it's nice to see you in a good mood, ja?"

Ema's eyes suddenly narrowed. She knew that voice anywhere. A certain blonde prosecutor had just stepped through the precinct's doors, presumably to pick up some evidence for his newest case. However, a full-blown scowl appeared on the brunette's face as Klavier made a detour to her desk.

"Oh? Now what are these?"

Klavier leaned forward slightly as he looked at Ema's bag of snacks. The brunette replied by simply blowing her bangs out of her eyes and pouting.

"They're her new Golden Snackoos," Johnson explained.

"Golden?"

Klavier quickly reached into the bag before Ema could smack his tanned hand out of the way. He held up a few of the Snackoos, carefully inspecting them. He then tossed one into the air and very adeptly caught it in his mouth.

"Hm…" he mused, slowly chewing on the snack. "Tastes more like caramel if you ask me, fraulein."

"Well, I didn't ask you! Now give those back!"

Ema started protesting as Klavier walked away. However, he chuckled slightly as he turned around.

"You want them back, ja?"

The prosecutor carefully aimed one of the Snackoos and hit her square in the forehead. Ema was too surprised for once to make a comeback, and Klavier burst into laughter as he finally left the room.

"I believe you have been Snackoo'd, Detective Skye."

"Sh-shut up!"

Ema glared at Johnson, shoving her Snackoos under her desk as he walked away.