Well, here it is! The spinoff to my insanely popular (I can only wish...) fic, 'Rules for Tobi'! I realise it's nothing compared to the original in terms of size or content, but hey you wanted it! *Points at you* Yes, you did! It's super-special-awesomely (Prizes if you know the quote) difficult to think up ways to annoy him 'cos he's so oblivious to all the inherent hatred around him...and 'cos he's so delightfully annoying himself! :D

Rules for Akatsuki

You will not steal Tobi's mask and take pictures to put on the internet!

You will not kick Tobi in the mud when he is looking for his friend the butterfly!

You will not walk away when Tobi needs to know if he is a good boy!

You will not stick piercings on Tobi and tell him he is going to be Pein-sama's new body!

You will not sew anti-theft detectors into Tobi's cloak when he goes to buy candy at the mall!

You will not bounce Tobi on his head when he asks perfectly reasonable questions about genders!

You will not trip Tobi up when he feels like skipping!

You will not tell Tobi that there is buried treasure in the Suna desert!

You will not put salt on Tobi's cupcakes! Tobi hopes it was salt. It was definitely white powder though…

You will not laugh when Bambi's mommy dies!

You will not put Tobi in a box and ship him to Konoha!

You will not have tea parties just so you can invite everybody but Tobi!

You will not make Tobi eat magnets and attach him to a ceiling fan!

You will not burn Tobi's Celine Dion collection! You will not tell Tobi that you hate him! It's not so bad though, because Tobi knows you all love him really! He is sure all the bombs, origami missiles, fireballs, scythe/sword slices and chakra attacks are all friendly fun!

I'll keep it breif. R+R and if you didn't think it was completely worthless, check out the original, 'Rules for Tobi'. It's only a couple of mouseclicks to four chapters of lists and one special ending scene...

...Is it bad to advertise your own work? Well, whatever...

Ciao,

Katsu