Alright more XMEN from Jokerfest her Kurt/Logan couple. I couldn't help myself really. And Ragni I think has some sort of mind control over me.

"So..."

"Ahem...yeah..."

"How...when did...maybe I shouldn't ask that."

"Well, that's...no, not what the word I was looking for."

"Huh."

Logan casually leaned up against the counter as Kurt revealed the particulars of their relationship. Logan could tell how nervous he was because of the way his tail seemed to twitch anxiously. He was tempted to take out a cigar and calm his own rattled nerves, but they were still within the confines of the mansion which now seemed a lot smaller.

"Ja, uh, vell we, uh...that is to say...well..."

"I got it from here, elf," Logan said rousing from his position against the counter. He stood beside the lithe blue gymnast and wrapped a well muscled arm around the man's waist.

"Well you guys gonna stand there, or we gonna have to french in the middle of the room 'fore you say somethin'?"

Storm, Cyclops, Rogue, and Bobby all took a collective breath. Bobby nodded finally taking Rogue by the hand. She looked up at him and nodded silently.

"Well, ah, as long as y'all are happy I'm okay with it," Rogue drawled an innocent smile on her lips.

"I suppose, it's for the best isn't it," the white haired goddess said knowingly as she too left the room.

Finally there was only the three men left in the room. Cyclops eyed both men, his glasses showing no emotion. He looked neither happy nor pleased that Logan and Kurt had found comfort in one another. Logan understood that there was no happiness in the younger man's heart. It was far too soon for that. He inwardly stiffened as the younger man finally coughed roughly. A sob, really. The younger man then nodded faintly, no word of congratulations or condemnation escaping his lips. He then glanced down shoved his hands in his pockets and strode from the room.

It took a few minutes for the couple to collect themselves, to even glance at each other again. Logan ended the silence with a gentle kiss against Kurt's forehead. Yellow eyes met hazel eyes. There was a question there, but Logan only shrugged it away with another, gentler kiss to Kurt's lips. 'We're okay' his lips said as they moved from lips to throat nuzzling gently.

"Elf..."

"Logan, vhat I did, how they treated us...wie lange dauert er?"

"Dammit, I don't...English,"Logan whispered.

"Will it be awkward like zat all the time?"

"Heh, they're X-Men won't take 'em too long to bounce back."

A sharp toothed smile broke ithe intensity of the moment, and Logan couldn't help but run his fingers through Kurt's hair playfully. It was inevitable that this moment be ruined.

"Shit! The steak!"

Smoke filtered steadily from the oven. Logan ran over to the stove prying it open coughing as smoke billowed out all over the kitchen. Footsteps raced back into the kitchen, Bobby, Rogue, and Pyro. Bobby grinned and held out his fingers cooling the fire that rippled over the burnt meat. Frost gathered at the tips of Logan's hair.

"Dammit Bobby!"

"Uh sorry Mr. Logan."

"S'alright kid just try not freeze my face off next time,huh?"

"Ja, you're right," Kurt agreed finally another grin on his lips.

A/N Slightly more serious than the others because if Scott but its whatever. Hope you guys like this one!

*Ja­-Yes

**wie lange dauert er-How long will it last