Disclaimer: I still don't own anything.

The Baudelaires were now being shipped off- I MEAN, taken to Josephine Anwhistle. Mr. Poe, getting lazy, didn't drive all the way there, but stuffed the orphans in a big box, and mailed them to Josephine, via speedy delivery. Once the box arrived on her doorstep, the children broke free. They stepped up to her door, and noticed half the house was sagging off the edge.

" Gravity's winning here" Klaus said, as they stepped inside and saw the woman known as Josephine. Her whitish hair was held up in a bun. After taking one look at her, Klaus announced something else.

" Gravity's affecting something else around here badly too" he said. Then, as usual, his pants fell down. He stooped down to pull his pants back up.

" I know we just got here but a hurricane is going to hit in a couple of days" Violet said. Josephine started blithering on and on about grammar. The orphans groaned.

" Oh, there are presents waiting for you in your room" Josephine said, and the children went off to their shared room.

In their room, Sunny found a board.

" Fultre!" she shrieked, meaning something along the lines of "Oh, goody! Something to beat Klaus with!". Klaus' present turned out to be a doll.

" OH MY GOD!! JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!" Klaus shouted with an excited squeal. Violet's gift was, you guessed it... unmentionable. After finding their gifts, the orphans and Josephine went grocery shopping. For when the hurricane would hit. Olaf bumped straight into Violet, but this time he wasn't dressed as a pimp. He was dressed like a normal person. Very shocking. But his playboy bunnies were still following him. As usual. Josephine screamed on sight of the playboy bunnies, because, like she was afraid of everything else, she was afraid of playboy bunnies. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind came up, and the hair on one of the playboy bunnies blew away completely. But just on that one, which was strange. Then, a butcher came running up carrying a butcher's knife, but dropped it, cutting off the hands of the now-bald playboy bunny, who screamed and ran away. Everyone just stared off in the direction the bunny ran off in, then Olaf shrugged.

" I can always find another" he said. Violet was unusually quiet. She wasn't thinking unmentionable thoughts, either. OK, she kinda was. Just not with her usual intensity. Klaus poked his sister on the arm.

" HAVE ME!!" Violet shrieked, lurching forward, wrapping her arms around Olaf's waist, knocking him over. Klaus, Sunny, Josephine, and the remaining bunnies all backed away, shocked at Violet's sudden outburst. Olaf was very surprised. Everyone else was very surprised. Except Violet, who kept muffledly shouting "have me!" into Olaf's waist. Klaus attempted to drag his sister off Olaf, but she wouldn't let go. So he gave up, and Josephine took Klaus and Sunny home, leaving Olaf to deal with Violet.

Hours later, Violet returned to the saggy house. Josephine was blabbering on about grammar, as she had been the whole time Violet was gone. Klaus was playing with his doll, while failingly trying to block out Josephine. Sunny was hitting Klaus with her board, and also failingly trying to block out Josephine. Violet sat down for five minutes, then she jumped up.

" I can take this grammar talk no longer!" Violet exclaimed. Klaus and Sunny both agreed, and knew quite the quick fix. They grabbed Josephine, dragged her to the library, then threw her out the window. The Baudelaires watched her fall into the lake.

" Well, that's done. Let's call Mr. Poe and get outta here" Violet said, and they did just that.

Ahahaha, I realized 2 things during the writing of this chapter: 1) in Chapter 1, when I put about the long, long, long.. argument, I used exactly 13 long's. One for each book. 2) I realized I replaced Olaf's theatre troupe with the playboy bunnies that are with him everywhere. XD