I do not own Twilight. I wish, though

TOP TEN WAYS TO:

Annoy Rosalie

Tell her she's fat

Tell her "The Wicked Witch of the West called. She wants her face back."

"U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi. You ugly, yeah, yeah, you ugly." Sing it to her.

When she's ready to go somewhere, say "Oh. It's Halloween already? Nice Frankenstein costume. You really pull it off. Where'd you get it?"

Flirt with Emmet

Replace her shampoo with dog food (the wet kind)

Give her a buzz cut, and tell her, "Emmet likes girls with short hair. That's why he's cheating on you with Alice."

Set her up on a blind date...with Mike Newton. Tell him it was her idea.

Say "You're still wearing those/that out of style shoes/clothes/hairstyle. They/it went out of style three weeks ago."

Give her a makeover...and make her look like a clown. Make her walk all over Forks juggling in it.