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I'm sorry this took so long guys, my laziness overtook me. T.T
Anyway, please enjoy!
Right now I'm obsessed over NARUTO = SasuNaruSasu.
So, I might be posting less of KH fanfics! o:
Uh oh.
-runs from fans- xD.
Rated M for safety.
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And review. Reviews are the things that add to Writers' fuel .
This is VERY inspired by my real life. I do not own Kingdom Hearts, sadly D: .
Tao, Taiki, Jun, Tehno, Tehni and Ronno are all after my real life friends.
Chapter 2.
This proximity is WAY TOO CLOSE.
3...No, 4 months into the new school year, and everything seemed fine.
Sora, Kairi, Namine, Yuffie, Tehno, her twin Tehni, and basically all the rest of the girls in the class (Except those weird Transfer Students from Madagascarion or Barabanana Islands. They were too weird.) were a 'clique'. Well, maybe not really. The guys were also quite close with Sora, as they all had an (unhealthy) obsession with Manga/Anime. Especially Ronno. He wouldn't except the fact that KH was the best game in the world. The end. It totally owned FFVII and whatever. Those two were always fighting over which game was better. After all, the brunet was known to prove points, sometimes in more ways than one.
Today, however, something was going to shake that foundation, whether he liked it or not.
"Ahhh Ms Gainsborough is back!"
"Welcome back Ms Gainsborough!"
Amongst the cries of her beloved students, Aerith noticed the loudest shout was made by Sora. Maybe during her absence, Sephiroth really had noticed something out of the ordinary. When she told him that she knew what he was talking about, she was lying. All she had noticed about Sora and Roxas, was that they didn't really talk to one another, and when they did, complaints would usually arise from the spiky chocolate haired boy. The latest complaint before she had fallen sick, Aerith remembered, was that Roxas had apparently jabbed him in the stomach, AGAIN, and that Sora was fed up with Roxas... molesting him, so called, and wanted immediate action.
Of course, the accusation couldn't and didn't go through as expected by Sora.
Why?
Because:
1. Roxas Strife was classified as a total good boy in class.
2. There was no proof.
3. Sora was in the Drama club. For all she knew, he could have been acting.
4. Sora made at least 5 complaints every week, one for each day.
5. They usually contained complaints about a certain person named Roxas Strife.
Aerith smiled inwardly to herself before putting her books on the desk and walking to the middle of the classroom. She stood there for awhile, before gaining the attention of the class.
One...Two...Three...
"RONNO!"
The black haired boy blinked, once, twice, before adjusting his glasses and replying back with a shrug of his shoulders. "What?" The whole class was literally glaring at him, making Ronno shrink back slightly in fear and pressure. Riku, who was seated next to him, slapped Ronno's head with irritation painted clearly on his face.
"Say class stand, you stupid idiot!"
Blink. Blink. OH.
'Fuck you, YOU stupid idiot.' was muttered from Ronno's mouth before addressing the class loudly.
"CLASS STAND."
"Finally."
Aerith chuckled, and then bowed first. "Good morning class."
"CLASS BOW."
"Good Morning Ms Gainsborough~!"
Nodding her head, she clapped her hands together before glancing at her class. "Well class, today we're going to change seats." Grumbles emerged from the class. "And no complaints, my dears. Tidus, would you mind helping me on the computer?" Tidus, the most well behaved boy in their class, jumped up and nodded in glee, sprinting towards the machine on the teachers' desk. A few clicks, and then Tidus nodded again. "I'm done, Ms Gainsborough!" "Thank you, Tidus."
The blonde ran, no skipped towards his chair before settling down.
Aerith pulled down the projection screen, which showed a diagram of the class's new seating arrangement.
"Please follow the diagrams' seating. Start moving now. Also, there will be no arguments or unhappiness over the seating arrangements. Unless you have some medical problem or seriously cannot see at the back, then you will able to move."
At the corner of her eye, she noticed the very happy smirk of one spiky blonde boy, and the devastated, lost, unbelievable open-mouthed stare of everyones' favourite brunet.
And outside the class, through the window, was the thumbs up of one silveret. Who was, of course, the so-called 'victim' of Aeriths' Lemonade. With Milk.
Sora was dreaming.
At least, he hoped with all fibre of his being, that he was dreaming.
Wait. Scratch that out.
He better be dreaming.
"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OMGOMGOMG, SORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!"
Sticking a finger into each ear, the brunet turned to his rabid screaming classmate, Yuffie.
"What?" The tone was as nonchalant and as monotone as he could manage. After all, there wasn't really much to rejoice about. He rolled his eyes as Yuffie shook him excitedly. "YOU'RE SITTING BEHIND ROXAS! OHHHMYGOODD!" You could literally see the irritation marks on Soras' head as Yuffie yelled crap.
"NO I'M NOT YOU CRAZY NINJA WANNABE. I'M SITTING WITH THE IDIOT!"
Cue a glare from the 'Crazy Ninja Wannabe' and... did her eyes just turn red?
Soras' eyes widened dramatically as he saw the world turn round and round, up and down. Shit.
Why did he insult Yuffie?
No one insulted Yuffie without having a death wish.
Oh god. He hadn't even written his will yet.
"YOU IDIOTIC BASTARD SISSY GAY-"
Everything was turning blurry now. Also, were those flying sticks of Sea Salt Ice Cream above his head?
"SHIT MORON FULL OF PISS AND-"
Might as well start writing now.
"ARE YOU IGNORING ME? DON'T YOU-"
I, Sora Leonhart, leave the following items with the following people before I die.
To my father and mother, I thank you for your unconditional love.
Squall Leonhart, you obnoxious shit of a pigheaded brother, you get my Playstation 3. (You totally owe me when you die)
"DARE IGNORE ME SORA LEONHART! A NINJA IS A BIG-"
Friends may split all my belongings between them.
Most importantly,
A name flashed before his mind, sending shivers of fear and slight confusion down his spine.
Roxas Strife.
His eyes literally popped out of its sockets after repeating the 'sacred' words over and over again.
What the heck was wrong with him?!
"RESPONSIBILITY AND TOTAL HONOUR FOR ONE TO ASPIRE TO BE! DON'T-"
"Yuffie."
The aspiring Ninja Nutcase dropped the brunet in embarrasment and total shit-I'm-dead-now attitude.
"Uhmm... Yes Ms Gainsborough?"
"Stop shaking Sora and quickly move seats." Her gentle eyes narrowed slightly, obviously with some sort of threat inside that made Yuffie bow in apology over and over again before packing her bag in a flash and moving to her new seat, next to Kairi.
Sora, on the other hand, was overcome with fear, confusion, irritation (towards a certain Ninja Nutcase) moved grudgingly out of his seat, dragging his sky blue sling bag on the floor towards his new seat. He sat down quickly, looking the other way, when he got a tap on his shoulder.
"Molested you, huh?"
His face showed calm, but inside, havoc was raging.
OHMYGODHELPMEEEEEEEEE! ITS THE NUTCASE, SHIT SHIT GAY, SHIT KAMI SAMA!!!
"Yes, you did as a matter of fact, you blonde bozo."
"Bozo?" Said blonde raised an eyebrow with amusement.
"YES YOU STUPID BOZO!"
"Whatever, baka."
"BOZO!"
"Baka."
"BOZO! HAH I WIN."
"Baka, and I'll win no matter what you say."
Sora pulled at the skin directly below his eyes before turning to face the front of the class.
This was going to be a long term.
He could feel it.
Owari of Chapter 2!
Ahhh. I'm glad that turned out okay-ish.
Please review!
(Note, there might be less frequent updates of RASBAA, as I want to do a SasuNaruSasu (Same thing) fanfic oneshot first.)
:D.
Ily all!
-Lait.
(I do apologise if its' a bit short. Please understand my inspiration is elsewhere for now. ;~; -sniffles and clings to Sora plush toy in hope of reviving Fangirlism in SorRokuSor.)