::Place witty disclaimer here::

"Hey Blink!"

"Hi Musherino!"

"What'd you call me?"

"Musherino. I'm tryin' out new nicknames for ya."

"…Alrighty then…"

"No worries Mushipoo, I'm just lookin' for the one that's the best for you."

"Mushipoo?"

"Sorry, M-Dog, was that too much?"

"M-Dog?!"

"Calm down! It's just gangster-speak, Musheltoe."

"Musheltoe? Really?"

"Like Mistletoe."

"I got that."

"Good for you Mush-stine!"

"Lemmie guess, like Frankenstine?"

"Of course not, Mushinitus, like Einstine!"

"Mushinitus. Wow."

"Yeah, I don't like it either. What about Mushaman"

"Uh… no."

"Mushkin?"

"NO!"

"Musherella? Musharoo? El Musho?"

"What? No!"

"Oh, this is hopeless! I'll never find a good nickname for ya, Mushee."

"Uh… sorry?"

"No, wait… Mushee. Mush-ee. Muuushhhheeeee. Mushee. I like it!!!"

"…hooray."

"I got Mush a new nickname! I got Mush a new nickname! Mushee, Mushee, Mushee, Mushee YAY!"

"Whatever you say, Blinkerina."

"… What'd you call me?"

*FIN*