A/N: FINALLY a review. I am so sorry for the delay!!!! You wonderful reviewers are absolutely the ONLY that keep me going. I will try to smuggle another chapter by the 17th, I am going on a trip avec mes amis on the 19th :)

So. Enjoy. AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

Two cloaked figures wandered about in the moonlight, searching for one another. The scene was one that would be imported directly from a horror film, besides the fact that these two hooded, mysteriously blond figures were swaggering slightly.

As if they were drunk.

The very stereotypical organ music wafted through the chilly night as the man with the spiky hood passed a large box of some sinister substance into the hands of his equally drunk comrade. To anyone who was watching, the box may have appeared to be a thousand-year scroll, or something of the sort. But no.

It was a pineapple.

Revenge 3: Place a pineapple in Shikamaru's bed and tell him it's a pillow.

"Ino-chan, when did you learn to play an organ?"

"I DON'T know, you hopeless buffoon. It was a cassette. I made you plug the player in, remember?"

"Did you now? Hmm…"

As the dynamic, dashing (drunken) duo walked stealthily to the home of one Mr. Shikamaru Nara, the package that was carried by one Ms. Ino Yamanaka, was beginning to become heavy. She shot a furtive glance at the Hokage who was twirling around and singing softly a nursery rhyme.

Ino sighed and as she silently dragged Naruto through the gates of the Nara household, she asked herself why she was doing this. She knew what would happen the next day (the worst hangover ever), and the consequences, but she took no heed and continued her reign (really…) of terror (yeah, right) along with her "evil" henchman, the Hokage.

Ino was not one to act on a whim, and she wondered why she was acting insane now.

But, oh wait, she was drunk, wasn't she?

"Shut UP, Ino, do you WANT the Nara to wake up and skin our asses?"

Ino huffed at Naruto. "Dobe-sama, Shikamaru never ever wakes up because of the noise one person makes. Once, he even slept through a cyclone we experienced during a mission. So, no, he won't wake up, even if we break a freaking vase."

Jinxing something is not something that our ever practical ninja believe in. However, when Ino was lecturing Naruto, Naruto staggered back and shattered a vase. In Shikamaru's room. While he was asleep. Unfortunately for Ino, Shikamaru was feeling more alert than usual that night.

"Whozzat?"

Ino yelped and Naruto cursed inwardly as the made a run for it. Waking Shikamaru in the middle of the night was not something a person who wanted to live should do.

The Bonnie and Clyde of Konoha clutched their hoods and ran out of the estate as fast as they could.

"That prank was a bust" Naruto groaned as they reached the farthest end of the Nara estate.

"Was it?" Ino smiled shiftily at Naruto and cupped her hands towards the direction of Shikamaru's home. "3…2…1…"

" AHHHHH!!!!!! INO!!!!! NARUTO!!!!!!!! YOU DIE!!!!!!"

Naruto grinned until his ears hurt and slapped a high-five to a bush which he apparently thought was Ino.

Ino rolled her eyes and marveled at the sound of Shikamaru's shrieking (that sounds so wrong).

Yes, that lazy ass got what he freaking deserved.

Ino must remember to send Naruto a complementary batch of roses as a thanks for all the wonderful events that had taken place on that fateful evening.

It's good to be blond.

A/N: I am going through MAJOR writer's block right now, so this chapter was kind of… un-funny. Tres sorry, people. Next chapter we'll torture… ah, Sai and Kiba and Akamaru. Chapter after that, Neji and Tenten. Mwahaha. So get ready for a bunch of Saino and NejiTen goodness. Good. Now review. Go on. Do it. For Luke Pasqualino and everything else that keep me on this earth.