Bonjour tout le monde!
That's right… I take French classes!
Anyway… this just came into my head randomly today and I thought: what's the harm in doing this?
My favourite book and (second) favourite show combined.
A scene from Charmed 'Sense and Sense Ability' with the MR characters.
You'll just have to read more to find out…
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Cast:
Piper- Iggy- Blind (no duh)
Phoebe- Nudge- Deaf
Paige- Fang- Can't talk (also: no duh)
Leo- Jeb
Oh, and just pretend they have the Charmed One's powers, mmkay?
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Nudge: Iggy?
*Fang walks in the manor*
Nudge: If you're hear I need you to come out in the open and flag me down or something? Hello?
*Fang following Nudge around in circles trying to signal her*
Nudge: Oh, anyone! Hello?
*Fang orbs in the kitchen in front of Nudge*
Nudge: Ah!
*Fang tried to talk*
Nudge: I lost my hearing during the biggest meeting of my life and I can't hear a thing!
*Fang signalling to lower Nudge's voice down*
Nudge: WHAT? I can't hear you.
*Fang signalling again*
Nudge: Oh, ok. Ok, I need your help. Magic has got to be behind this.
*Fang's face brightens up and starts swaying side to side scratching his head and hip*
Nudge: What are you doing?
*Fang does the motion again*
Nudge: Oh, I get it charades! Ok… yeah, yeah.
*Does the motion for a FINAL time*
Nudge: You're a monkey.
*He smiles at her*
Nudge: Yeah, okay you're a monkey!
*Fang put his hands into claws*
Nudge: Ooh… you're an angry monkey…
*Still does it…*
Nudge: Ooh, you're pissed! You're-
*Does the action with bigger hand motion*
Nudge: PMS monkey?
*Fang gives her a screwed up face*
Nudge: Of course not, okay.
*He rounds his hands*
Nudge: Ball?
*Fang makes a mini explosion*
Nudge: Fireball!
*Now he does the monkey, fireball and some other weird hand gestures*
Nudge: A demon monkey stole my hearing!
*Fang points mouth*
Nudge: And you're voice to!
*He nods*
Nudge: Oh honey!
*They both hug* (Ahem… can we say awkward much? Haha)
IN THE CONSERVATORY…
*Jeb orbs in with Iggy (Pretend that Angel is Wyatt sort of, k?)*
Iggy: I don't understand why you can't heal my eyes.
Jeb: I don't know, your vision is just gone.
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Nudge: You hear something?
*Fang makes talking hands*
Nudge: You hear puppets?
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Jeb: I'll find Nudge and Fang after I put Angel down.
Iggy: Where am I?
Jeb: In the conservatory- just try to stay calm and try not to worry.
*Jeb leaves with baby Angel*
*Fang and Nudge walk in to where Iggy is*
Nudge: IGGY!
Iggy: I'm so glad you're here. *Walks right past them* And I wrapped my car around a pole-
Nudge: Iggy?
Iggy: I can't see a thing. But I think it has something to do with that mangy monkey-
Nudge: Iggy!
Iggy: Where are you? *Knocks leg on coffee table* OW! Who put that there?
Nudge: Oh my god, Iggy you're blind!
Iggy: Yeah, Nudge, I just said that. Now can we talk about how a monkey could do that?
*Nudge squints here eyes*: What did she say? (Asking Fang)
Iggy: What did who say? The monkey? The monkey didn't say anything. He covered my eyes and stole my eyesight.
*Fang takes notepad with the word "How" written on there*
Nudge (shouting): I think the monkey stole your eyesight when he covered your eyes!
Iggy: Ugh, Nudge are you even listening to me? That's just what I said-
*Fang looks frustrated*
Iggy: Ugh, you acting like you can't even hear me!
Nudge: Oh Ig, it's no use, I can't even hear you. The monkey stole my hearing!
Iggy: Oh he got you to which means somebody sent that flea infested primate after us- we gotta find Fang.
*Fang starts clapping to get Iggy's attention*
Iggy (directed at Nudge): Why are you clapping? This is not funny!
Nudge: What's the matter Fang?
*Fang looks more frustrated*
Iggy: Fang, where's Fang? *Starts walking in between the two and are held back by grabbing Iggy on the arms*
*Jeb walks back into the conservatory*
Jeb: What's going on?
Iggy: UGH! *Covers eyes*
* Fang covers mouth and Nudge covers ears *
Jeb: I see…
Iggy: WELL I DON'T! Where is Fang?!
*Fang trying to signal Iggy*
Jeb: Uh, she's here. She just can't talk.
Nudge (shouting): Excuse me! This is either someone's sick, sick joke, or someone's working on a MASSIVE EVIL PLAN!
Jeb: Whatever it is, you guys are innate without your senses. Iggy, you're the most vulnerable.
*Whilst Jeb is talking, Nudge tried to understand what he's saying*
Jeb: So I want you to stay next to Angel at all times- her force field will protect you.
Iggy: Okay…
Jeb: Fang- a Kazi attack would be deadly right now. Make sure we're stocked up on stunner potion.
*Fang nods and leads Iggy away to manor stairs*
Iggy: Where are we going?
Jeb: Nudge, check the Book Of Shadows and see what you can find on evil monkeys and demons who control them.
*Nudge slowly nods her head and is still squinting her eyes*
Jeb: Uh, c'mon.
*Leads Nudge with her to where the other two are.*
*Meanwhile Fang accidently trips Iggy over the first stair.*
Iggy: Ugh, FANG!
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Well that was it?! Was it pointless?
Iggy: You made me sound like a total fool with my blindless.
Nudge: Yeah, and I don't go deaf all the time! God…
Fang: And what's with that awkward moment I had with Nudge in the kitchen-
Me: OKAY, so obviously these guys didn't buy it.
But should I continue with this Charmed/MR crossover or not. Not really a crossover, more like a substitution.
Anywhoo… please review!