Ways to annoy the heck out of the flock!

Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride. I wouldn't be here if I did, now would I?

~*Fang*~

1. Tell him he's silent but deadly. Wait a couple seconds and yell: Like a Gazzy's fart!!!

2. Poke him. Constantly.

3. Scream at the top of your lungs the song "I believe I can fly!" over and over.

4. Dye his clothes pink.

5. Proceed to do the same to his hair.

6. Stick a pink care bear in his back pack.

7. Make sure the whole flock sees it. Especially Max.

8. Put glitter all over her laptop.

9. After you paint it pink. Magenta pink.

10. Get him a pet dog.

11. Name it Ari.

12. Tell him Max left him for Ari, when he says Ari's dead, and her brother, shrug and say, "Sad isn't it?"

13. Show him a video of Max and Sam making out over and over and over.

14. Throw a box of erasers on the ground

15. Run a way screaming, "Erasers! Oh NOOOOO!"

16. When he's asleep give a makeover.

17. Ask him to play dress up with you. When he says no give him 'bambi eyes'.

18. Buy him a hot- pink teddy bear name it Max

19. Make him with Angel with it.

20. Hack into his blog and type 'I love Max' for pages and pages. Make sure everyone sees it.

21. Lockhim in a small, confined room without windows with Nudge.

22. Make sure to give her coffee, soda, candy, anything with sugar really.

23. Ask 'Why' after everything he says.

24. Sing the constipation song with Gazzy over and over(this will annoy the whole flock too)

25. Whenever he's near Max, have Gazzy make moaning noises.

Hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Don't forget to review, the button's getting lonely 

~FangismyEdward