The Lion, the Witch, and the Emmett

Summary: It's moving day for the Cullens, and Emmett decides to take a look around the new house. Chaos is unleashed when he finds a way into Narnia.

Hi everyone! I am finally doing a fanfiction on Twilight. I thought it would be fun to write more about Emmett first because he is hilarious! Vampires in the mythical land of Narnia… this is going to be good. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ummm… *ahem*… well let me begin.

~Leopardspotz17

Disclaimer- I do not own Twilight or The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. Unfortunately Stephenie Meyer and C.S. Lewis beat me to the punch. ;)

Emmett Falls Out a Window

Carlisle POV

This was the definition of eternal suffering. Imagine a long plane ride with Emmett, a seat behind me, who was singing Ashley Tisdale songs.

"I could see us moving like that! Like that!

I could see us touching like that! Like that!

I could see us kissing like that! Like that!

Doesn't matter what he said she said!"

sang Emmett at the top of his lungs. The flight attendant had given up a while ago and now we all had to listen to Emmett's singing. "EMMETT WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!" roared an irritated Rosalie. Silence finally came over the first class section of the plane. Thank the Lord. But it was to good to be true. Only five minutes later Emmett started whistling. I buried my head in one of the complementary pillows that were brought and tried to drown him out. How long is this flight? I thought to Edward. He looked up sympathetically and held up two fingers. I don't think I could take another two hours of this.

Two hours later we landed in a cloudy and overcast London. When we landed Emmett ran out and kissed the ground saying,

"Oh solid ground how I have missed thee!!!!"

"What the hell Emmett! We were the ones suffering from your horrible singing!" screeched Rosalie.

But Emmett was already off tearing through the shops in the airport. He came back with a propeller hat and cinnamon all over his face.

"Emmett… What is that on your face?" I sighed

"What?" he answered.

"You have cinnamon sugar all over your face you idiot!" snapped Edward.

"OHHHH… THAT. Well I was going to get one of those hats with a propeller on top and I got the last one. So this brat threw a cinnamon pretzel at me." Emmett said, as if this was an everyday occurrence. Actually with Emmett it usually was. We got into a rental car and the chauffeur drove us to our new home. It was a huge mansion in the London countryside. I stood outside and stretched. Esme and I walked into the house while the kids began looking around.

Edward POV

THANK GOD WE WERE OFF THAT PLANE! Emmett's singing was driving me nuts! When we got to our London mansion Emmett, Rose, Alice, Jasper, Bella, Renesmee, Jacob, and I stayed outside and looked around.

"Well I'm going to take a look at my car." said Rosalie, briskly walking toward the garage.

"And I'm going inside to get something to eat! I'm starving!" said Renesmee clutching her stomach.

"Count me in!" yelled Jacob running toward the house. Jacob was ALWAYS hungry wasn't he?

"I can't stay and chat either! My shows on!" Emmett sped off to find the nearest TV.

I snorted in amusement. Emmett was singing the Barney theme song in his head.

"Now what?" I asked, looking at Alice, Jasper and Bella.

"…TAG! YOUR IT!" Alice shouted, tapping me on the arm. In a moment they had all sped away and Bella spread her shield to cover Alice and Jasper. I ran toward Bella who was the slowest and tagged her and darted away. She swiped at me trying to in vain to tag me back. I just danced away from her flailing hand. Her brow furrowed and she growled in frustration. She turned and ran after Jasper. Our game continued on for an hour or so until Alice froze in mid-run. We all stopped and looked at her clouded eyes.

"Quick! Follow me!" she said snapping out of her vision. Alice looked concerned and we all raced toward the house.

Rosalie POV

I looked at the clock. 4:30 pm. I shut the hood of my BMW M3 convertible with a satisfied smile. I had spent a whole hour working on it and its motor purred when I turned the key. I wiped my immaculate hands on a cloth and went upstairs. I found Carlisle and Esme in the living room with my darling niece… and unfortunately the dog. I climbed the staircase to find my husband. I heard him yelling at the TV.

"COME ON DORA!!! The Blueberry Hill is RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!! Apenas dé vuelta alrededor!!!!" he screamed at the fat animated child on the screen (AN: I got this from "Crazy Steve" in Drake and Josh). Emmett continued, this time yelling at the monkey with the ugly boots.

"BOOTS! DON'T YOU SEE IT?!?!?!" While most husbands yell at the TV when a sports game is on, my husband is yelling at cartoons designed for small children. I hit myself on the forehead and wondered why my husband was so… special.

Emmett turned around and said, "Could've had a V8?"

"Emmett get off your butt and let's go find our siblings." I said heading back out the door.

"Why!" Emmett whined.

"I wanna watch Dora!" he pouted. God save me. I began to drag Emmett out the door and he was struggling all the way. He finally stopped and said

"Goodbye!" Then his hand was yanked out of mine as he decided to escape out the nearest window. I sighed and looked out the window. Emmett was gone. Weird. Usually he would be waiting at the bottom to wave then run away. Oh well. I went back downstairs to work on Emmett's Jeep Wrangler.

Alice POV

Jasper was chasing me when the vision hit me. Rosalie was dragging Emmett down the stairs. Emmett escaped by leaping out the nearest window. He dropped landing lightly on his feet. He looked back up but the window was gone. He was in a strange unfamiliar forest.

The vision faded away and I called "Quick! Follow me!" We were off, sprinting towards our house. I ran up the staircase and stopped at the window. I looked out of it and saw the forest floor and a tree. But this wasn't one of Earth's trees.

"What is going on?" asked Bella.

I gulped, "Emmett has fallen into another world."

And that concludes the first chapter of The Lion the Witch and the Emmett. I like the story so far. Also I have a poll up on my profile on topics of stories I was thinking of writing. Please vote! Coming up in this story Emmett will meet the half goat half man. Review! It'll make me happy and I will post faster! I'm hopping for 10 reviews please! \m/(.)\m/ Rock on.