This sucks. I can't control my wings. "Hey Angel, how do you control your wings when it's your time of the month?"

"Max, I don't even know what that IS!!!"

"Sorry, Ange."

"Uh, Max, Fang is listening. He's thinking bad things about the month. He's getting turned on by our conversation"

Fang moved in closer to max, and he smelled like he was wearing cologne.

"Hey, Max, I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me tomorrow". "We could go for a walk or something."

That's when the Gasman showed up.

"Hey angel, look!! I found some ants and a magnifying glass!" "Wanna burn them with me?"

"Gasser, you have a very sick mind. I'll do it, because it sounds like fun!!"

"Sick little twisted monsters."

Iggy showed up, and he looked angry for some reason.

While max was asking him what was up, Ari showed up.

"I hate you Max! You get all of the attention! Well, not any more!"

Fang was infuriated. He still held a grudge against Ari for tearing his side like a strip of bacon.

While Fang was beating the crap out of Ari, Angel was reading his mind.

"Max, Fang really wants to tear Ari's face off. Oooo! He wants to give him a swirlie, too!!"

"Great, sweetie," Max said, "He can only give him a swirlie if I get to help him!!"

That was when Nudge showed up, and she didn't want to talk.

"Nudge, is there something wrong with you?" "You haven't said a thing all day"

"I'm fine, yo!"

That was fang, who was still pretty pissed about Ari.

Angel started to read Nudge's mind.

"Max, I don't know haw you're gonna take it, but now Nudge is really black."

"She got something in her mouth, something shiny." Angel reported.

"Nudge," Max said, "Open your mouth" "NOW!"

Nudge opened her mouth.

Fang was like, "Oh my GOD!! She got a freaking tongue piercing!"

That wasn't all; she got something mostly only Black people got.

Fang was shocked. "How in the Lord's name did you get grills!!?!??"

Max was stunned. Now that she looked closely, Nudge really looked black.

Nudge was all like, "Keez told me that only black people like him got grills, G."

Max asked," Who is this 'G' person you keep referring to?"

Nudge said," It means gangster."

Angel asked, "What is a gangster?"

Max said, "We'll talk about it later, because right now, we're going to stop."

"Iggy, make some bombs and we'll blow stuff up." "Fang, what time do you want to pick me up?" "Gasser, Stop Farting!!" Nudge," Get that piercing out of your mouth." Angel, "stop projecting images into Fang's head." "Total, stop growling or you will learn about free-falling!"

Fang was the first to respond.

"How about eight o clock?"

"How will we know when it is eight?"

"My watch, duh."

Nudge was really irritated.

"You are depriving me of my culture, you white girl!!" "I hate you!!"

Gazzy said, "When did she get to be so ghetto?"

"Gazzy", Angel said, "It's her time of the month"

"Total, stop telling Angel about those things", Max said "it's not puppy-like.

He was gonna call Nudge a bad word when Iggy picked him out of Angel's arms and left him on a island full of female dogs.

"We'll pick you up later, after you've learned to respect women!!"