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Organization XIII Talk Show

Starring:

My wonderful self!

The Organization XIII members

(Randomly chosen. Some Might not be chosen at all.)

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My wonderful reviewers and their questions!

AD: Hello, and welcome to The Organization Talk Show.

*applause*

On this marvelous day we will be forcing answers from….er, wait, I'm sorry. I mean, questioning our dear Organization XIII. Oh, I can see them from behind the curtain now! They look very excited. Umm, not really, but they did sign the contract. (Even if they didn't know it.)

So, let's call out our first guest! The mastermind behind the organization, the one who brought them all together, may I present, XEMNAS!

*applause*

AD: Ok, I will begin the questions. Xemnas, how do you take the fangirls? Any emotions you wish to share with us?

Xemnas: Well, first of all, I must correct your folly. Technically, we Nobodies do not have hearts therefore; we cannot feel emotion so-

AD: *sigh* Yes, I know, Xemnas. Nobodies can't feel and yada yada yada. Humor the audience. If you could possibly feel. If the world was turned up-side-down and Nobodies could somehow feel, how do you feel about your fangirls?

Xemnas: Very disturbing, in the least. How dare they match me up with number VII? Of course I respect him, but only to an extent. And they draw me in pink dresses. It disgusts me just to say the word…pink.

AD: And there you have it, folks. Heard from the Superior himself. He will be here only for the next chapter so type quick, review fast. Ask Xemnas your questions, complement him, even give him a hug if you wish.

Xemnas: Wait, they can hug me? Me, the Superior?

AD: Uh, yeah, you were the only Nobody to sign the contract willingly. I kinds forgot to mention that part of the deal. Sorry.

Xemnas: Fine, an agreement is and agreement.

AD: And that's why you continue to amaze me, Xemnas. Anyway, review quickly! Xemnas is waiting.

Xemnas: I beg of you, uh, did you say, rabid fangirls?

AD: Yup!

Xemnas: Oh dear…

AD: See ya next chapter!

-a very uncomfortable Xemnas and AD!