Hello. In this chapter, Ami ruins the entire house, and Amu has to pick up the mess, making her Charas sitting ducks! Will the Charas be kidnapped? Or is the theif caught in the act? Find out in Someone's at the Door!
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Amu PoV
I loved Killer Sis Beach... I mean Silver Kiss Beach. I still am upset about Ami. Oh, you haven't heard yet? Let me tell you the story...
All I was doing was GoogleTalking with Rima the past hour.
RiRipwns231: Amu?
Amu...
AMU!
X-Clipped: Yeah?
RiRipwns231: Changed username, eh?
X-Clipped: Yeah. G2G, bye!
Then Tadase asked me out on a real date.
Then we were walking hand-in-hand.
Then we set up the picnic blanket and basket.
So there.
We went and made small talk for quite a bit. He told me what had happened before the doorbell rang. It was funny, the little joke about maniac laughing. Haha.
I noticed he was looking at my face the entire time. Like, staring at it.
Then I took a bite of my sandwich. Only then he looked away.
What could that stare possibly mean?
I'll google that later.
The stare, not the sandwich.
I also found myself staring at Tadase.
And I don't even know what for!
WHY DO WE KEEP STARING AT EACH OTHER'S FACES?!
After we finished the picnic off, I found myself holding 3 sandwiches and a tomato.
In one hand.
We still walked hand in hand home, but Tadase offered to carry the food for me.
I said no. My Tadase had enough to carry already.
I was just walking home. Pretty normal, right. Mom and Dad weren't home. Normal. Then I walked into the living room. I knew what had happened. Ami had ruined the entire house, looking for my Shugo Charas. And even though Ami had done it, it was entirely my fault.
I panicked. I couldn't pick up up that entire mess by myself, but Ami was of no help because:
Ami was young and stupid.
Ami was lazy.
Ami was half-asleep.
So while I kept running frantically, trying to lift up the furniture as easily as Ami knocked it down, Ami just sit there snoring on the staircase.
Idiot.
Speaking of idiots, Ikuto-baka stared at my boobs while I was cleaning. Mom made me wear a bra, and I think it was slipping out of my shirt.
Perverted neko.
He kept on staring at me, with the twigs on his shirt, and his ripped pants. His hair also had twigs on it, and it looked like Icky (the new name for the Ikuto, the actual description of him) here was chewing on a twiggy toothpick.
Serves him right!
Ikuto PoV
Hello, Amu, and your toothpick-boobs. Nice bra. Is that size XS? Or do you wear baby bras?
This here is Amu Hinamori, with her toothpick boobs. She can clean carpets as well as she can make cookies all by herself. She also lifts furniture as well as Ran and Miki combined.
Hohoho.
I had another Easter meeting. It turns out the idiots changed their plans because the Guardians already know about that one.
Damn.
Now we have to kidnap as many "lost" people as possible.
Neat-o! We get to ruin people's lives!
Then we shove them into special cages with special equipment.
What fun!
Then I have to be controlled by a stupid violin and capture X-Eggs and ?-Eggs.
Hooray!
Then we shove as many eggs into their hearts as possible.
Ew.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Woops. Ends up that's in the NEXT chapter. Sorry-chan!
Oh well. That's your sneaky-peek of the day... ?