Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon.
This fic will be a talk show hosted by none other than our favorite twins-Kouji and Kouichi. They'll have a guest per chapter and have some special segments! The guests will be from Season 1 or 4. WARNING: Secrets may be revealed!! It will begin like a normal show………. But …….
CHAPTER 1!
shef01animetize: (standing on a glittering set) Hello there and welcome to the first episode of "Digi Talk –with the twins" show!!
(Applause)
shef01animetize: Here are our hosts!! Presenting Kouichi Kimura and Kouji Minamoto!!
(The twins enter….dressed in suits with bows)
Kouichi: Hello!(Waves towards the audience who cheer)
Kouji: (mutters) whatever! (Waves a bit lazily and is greeted by cheers)
shef01animetize: The stage is all yours!! (Gestures towards a couple of comfortable armchairs next to each other and a sofa and a circular table with three cups of coffee; and disappears in the audience)
(The twins sit down)
Kouichi: Welcome to our first ever episode………….
Kouji: (mutters) chapter.
Kouichi: Sorry! Welcome to our first ever chapter of 'Digi Talk -with the twins'!!! With me Kouichi …..
Kouji: And me Kouji…….
Kouichi: Are ready to invite our first ever guest!!
Kouji: He is also a football star of Odaiba High ………
Kouichi: And is the leader of the first Season of Digimon….
Kouji and Kouichi: Please welcome……….. Taichi Yagami!!!
(The girls in the crowd scream as the audience cheer)
(Taichi enters grinning broadly, dressed in a tux ……. He looked a bit too self-satisfied.
The twins stand as Taichi approaches. They shake hands as audience applauds and sit down.)
Kouichi: The courageous bearer of the crest of courage is here! Taichi Yagami!!
(More applause)
Kouji: So, how does it feel like being the first ever unofficial leader of the first Chosen team?
Taichi: Well…….. it's something like everybody's trying to kill you.
Kouichi: Really? Our dear Takky never complained…….
Taichi: Well, we leaders never complain. Yamato…. You already know his deeds, Koushirou…… when I told him that computer was trash…… (Sighs) he pounces on me …….and Sora and Mimi tried to strangle me whenever we defeated some evil Digimon………
Kouji: Whoa, whoa, whoa! (Quite excited as he heard the mention of pairings) What d'ya mean by the word 'strangle?
Taichi: Here it is the hug which kills you………..
(The twins smile evilly)
Taichi: What? Nooooo! (Realizes that he mentioned Mimi and Sora hugging him)
Kouichi: (loudly)In this spectacular note, we introduce our viewers…..
Kouji: Readers…….
Kouichi: All right! Readers to a special segment called……..
Kouji and Kouichi: The Secret Revealer!!
Taichi: (moans) shef warned me!!
(They pointed towards a large plasma screen which glowed to show…….)
Kouichi: Our special correspondents! Iori Hida and Tomoki Himi!
(Audience claps; Iori and Tomoki look more excited than they had ever looked)
Iori: Hello!!
Tomoki: Hi!
Kouji: Tomoki! What's the matter? You look as if (glances towards Taichi slyly) …… as if your underwear is on fire.
Taichi: I know it now! You are talking about Takeru …….. Setting fire to my…..
Kouichi: Sorry, but it wasn't him. It was someone else and it will be revealed in the 'Mystery of the burning underwear' …….. And I promise Taichi we'll be ready with all the details!
Kouji: Today's secret, Tomoki!!
Tomoki: Well we have someone special……
(Iori steps back.)
Taichi: (groans) Not Hikari!
Hikari (grinning evilly): Oni-chan! Look at this.
(She shows a diary)
(The twins seem to be enjoying themselves as the seem to be unable to control their laughter on seeing the look on Taichi's face)
Taichi: (stunned) No!
Hikari: Ahem! Page no. 25, tenth September 2006. "Dear diary, I just bumped Sora in the market. I didn't wanna say anything. She accidentally fell into my arms and I accidentally said 'I love you'". I wonder what does 'accidentally' mean here, Taichi.
(Audience gasps and some whoop)
Taichi: (blushes) Um……..
Hikari: Wait! There is more! "I am heart broken. Sora is with Yamato! blah-blah! I think she is offended because she once accidentally saw me kissing Mimi accidentally in a classroom." Oh really … Oni-chan?! You could've told it to me or Daisuke and others! I am waiting for Yamato, Joe and Koushirou's reaction.
(Taichi looks blank)
Hikari: Oh! And have I told you that once in Truth or Dare you got drunk …….. Outside the school campus and asked your Math teacher out?! I know this because Yamato told me!
Taichi: (furiously) Wait till I reach home ………….
Hikari: What will you do? Complain to mom?
(Hikari gets quite fierce and so Tomoki tries to control her; pulls her back)
Iori: That's enough for the diary-revealing! (Sweat drops) Anyways we also heard rumors flying that Daisuke said that sometimes you are more interested in OCs than the girls that is Sora and Mimi .
Taichi: Daisuke? I trusted him!
Iori: Sorry for you, but he also let it slip that you said that (takes out a paper, and recites) 'Mimi is prettier than Sora, but Sora is more intelligent than Mimi. Miyako is brainier than Sora. But Sora is prettier than Miyako.' Daisuke said that you used to give brain teasers of this sort and then ask him who is the best.
(Taichi looks as if Iori has said that he would adopt him)
Kouichi: Seeing your face I think it is time to end today's 'Secret revealer'!
Hikari: (trying to get in the camera) I haven't told any thing about you kissing you pillow saying Sora or Mimi's name ……………..(Tomoki pulls her)
Tomoki and Iori: Time to go!
(The plasma screen glows and turns off)
Kouichi: How was it?
Taichi: A nightmare!It is good that Hhikari didn't say much ..........
Kouji: Time for another interesting segment…….
Kouji and Kouichi: The Rapid Fire!!
Kouichi: Oh yeah!!
Taichi: Oh no!
Kouji: Well …. We'll ask a question one by one and you'll answer it in a second. Truthfully.
Kouichi: If you fail to do so then …………….
(The twins laugh evilly)
Kouji and Kouichi: You'll have to be punished!
(Dramatic background music)
Taichi: (dully) I get it.
Kouichi: First question! Who do you think is more trustworthy and loyal- Takeru Takaishi or Daisuke Motomiya?
Taichi (Takes a deep breath): Takeru.
Kouji: Why?
Taichi: That's because Daisuke is spilling my secrets while Takeru …….. He actually didn't set fire to my underwear.
Kouji: My turn! WHAT do you think when people say that Takari is the best pairing?
Taichi: Never!!
Kouichi: Excuse me?
Taichi: I feel angry.
Kouichi: (sighs and mutters) Even though I know the reason very well ……… (Louder) Still ……. why?
Taichi: That's because I don't trust him!!
Kouji: Whoa! Right now you said that ……….
Taichi: When I compared Takeru and Daisuke ……. Takeru was more trustworthy. But actually …….. None of them are.
Kouichi: What'll you do, if the lousiest girl of your class declares undying love for you?
Taichi: With lice or she's just a ….
Kouji: A deadly combination of both.
Taichi: Commit suicide.
Kouji and Kouichi: Warning to our viewers! Taichi is not serious! Do NOT take any heed to his advice!
Taichi: But you will do so if you see her!
Kouji: What goes in your mind when you hear the word 'sweet'?
Taichi: Mimi! (Blushes)
(The twins exchange smiles)
Kouichi: Okay! Why?
Taichi: Mimi is very sweet!
(The twins smile broadly)
Kouji: Oh there is one thing you need to do, Taichi!
(Kouichi hands Taichi an orange envelope and whispers in his ear. Taichi writes something down.)
Kouji and Koichi: Now its time to say bye to Taichi. (Applause)
Taichi: Even though I know that you put me in a tight spot ……. But you two are doing a good job!
Koichi: Thank you! It was a pleasure meeting you!
Kouji: Yeah! A big round of applause for Taichi Yagami!
(A smattering applause)
(Taichi waves and walks away)
Kouichi: (holds up the envelope) In this envelope , there is a thing which we can't reveal in this Chapter!
Kouji: But we can reveal it in the next Chapter!!
Kouichi: But, for the next chapter's guest! You have to vote!
Kouji: The candidates are- Mimi,Takuya and Takeru!
Kouji and Koichi: But till then! Twins out!!
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