Because I was mean and killed Yami in a fanfic, I upset Toxic Hathor. She had asked for me to write something happy, and well… I chose to write something happy and stupid.

If I ever get around to it, I might continue with sillier fairy tale stories like this.

Welcome to Cinder-Yami!

I own nothing but the screwed up version of the original plot created by the Brothers Grimm and the Disney version.

Summery: A twisted yaoi version of the classic children's story, Yami is known as Cinder-Yami and he attends the ball of Prince Seto with the help of his Fairy God brother.

Warning: this story has major character bashing because, as I stated, it's a stupid story, it has Yami being a jerk at times, and Yugi in a dress. Plus cussing and yaoi. This is a Prideshipping story!

On with the fic!

Cinder-Yami

One-shot

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak and weary... sorry, that's the Raven.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far, away, there lived a young couple who had a lovely young son named Yami. When Yami was only five, his mother became sick and died. A year later his father married a man, whom he thought was a woman. Pegasus, the man Yami's father married, had two daughters, Anzu and Shizuka.

Anzu was bossy and very mean and rude while Shizuka was whinny and nosy. Poor Yami had to deal with their attitude all the time since he shared a room between theirs in the house that his father owned.

Then one day, his father died. Pegasus was now in control of the house, and of Yami.

The man didn't like how pretty Yami was, he was much more pretty then his own daughters, so he made Yami live in the attic and become the maid of the house.

BONG!

"Hmm…"

BONG!

"Hmm!"

BONG!

"Garr…"

BONG!

"FUCKING CLOCK!"

A young sixteen-year old sat up in his crummy bed, his tri-color hair all over the place as he blinked a few times, trying to get his crimson-eyes adjusted to the light of the morning that broke through his window and warmed his tan skin.

Yami walked over to the window and opened it. "SHUT UP!" It was then when the giant clock in the clock tower stopped. He sighed and since he was awake and pissed off already, he might as well get dressed.

He walked over and cleaned his face and body before getting dressed in black pants and a white shirt, his working clothes, and tied up his hair, not liking it sticking up when he worked. Yami looked at himself in the mirror. "One day, you will be better then those bitches and then you can have the royal guards kill them. I'd laugh the whole time!"

Yami snickered as he walked toward the kitchen, opening the curtains on the windows in the halls as he did. He went into the kitchen and patted the dog that lived in the house on the head. "Morning Jou, hope you got some drool ready. I'm making oatmeal for their breakfast." Yami chuckled darkly, seeing the dog wag his tail.

While he worked, Yami heard three bells ringing and the name 'Cinder-Yami' being yelled. He only got that name because he once slept in the fire place as a kid. He was called that ever since. "I'm making breakfast!" Yami called at his sisters and mother.

Shaking his head, the boy had Jou drool into three bowls and Yami mixed it with the oatmeal. He then grabbed three trays and started up the stairs. He entered Shizuka's room first.

"Oatmeal again?! We had that yesterday!" The brunette whined and Yami rolled his eyes. "Take it back and make me something else Cinder-Yami!"

"First of all, you had it two weeks ago, yesterday you had toast. And second of all, I'm not making something else; I have yet to go to the market." He turned and left.

Next was Anzu. "Where have you been? That better not be cold! Did you do my laundry yet? When you're done, clean my room!" Yami sighed and groaned as he just left the tray in her room while she ranted and left.

Last was Pegasus' room. He was still in bed and looked at him. "What did you make this morning?" Yami placed the tray down.

"Oatmeal," he replied, "is there anything I have to do today-OOF!" Yami got knocked over by a flying bag of dirty clothing.

"Yes, do the laundry, sweep the chimney, clean the gutters, wash the dishes, scrub the toilets, paint my toes, blah-blah-blah…" Yami didn't really hear the rest, it was just the same shit he did every damn day.

"Scrub-a-dub-dub, I love to rub!"

Yami sang to himself as he scrubbed the marble staircase. He normally hated his job, but once in awhile he would make things up and turn it into a game or song for shits and giggles.

But he mostly did it to tune out the horrible noises that came from his step-sisters' music practice.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Yami blinked at this, he wiped his hands on his clothes and walked over to the door. He opened the door and looked at a brunet with a pair of goggles on his head. Before the man could speak, Yami spoke in a annoyed, monotone voice.

"Listen pal, we don't buy shit or give money, nor do we give a flying fuck about some religious thing you are trying to shove down our throats."

"Actually little man, I come from the court of Prince Seto Kaiba with a letter." He held up an envelop and Yami snatched it.

"GIMME!"

The man blinked and Yami looked at him. "I have no money." And he closed the door. In sheer joy, Yami ripped open the envelope and looked over the letter before squealing in delight.

"MAMA-PEGASUS!!!!" Yami cried out as he ran up the stairs and stumbled into the music room.

"Cinder-Yami! What are you doing-huh?" Yami gave the letter to Pegasus who read it out loud.

"Dear all eligible bachelors and bachelorettes, you are invited to attend the birthday of Prince Seto. All must attend, for he his looking for his wife or man-wife. Please look nice, don't be slutty. ALL MUST ATTEND."

Anzu and Shizuka blinked, wondering what this meant until it finally hit them.

Prince Seto was looking for someone to marry.

Yami watched as the three others were running around like headless chickens over the great news before he spoke up. "Umm… mama-Pegasus?"

The white-haired man turned to him. "Yes, what do you want Cinder-Yami?"

"Can I come? The letter said every female and MALE that is SINGLE."

Pegasus looked at him, but Anzu and Shizuka glared. "Mom! You can't let that thing come with us!" Anzu bitched while Shizuka pouted, stating that Yami would only get in the way.

The whole time Yami was thinking of ways to kill them in their sleep.

Pegasus looked at Yami. "Alright, you can come, but only if you get an outfit ready and if you finish your chores."

"Piece of puzzle." Yami replied and walked out of the room, though he didn't know of the evil plan that the others had.

It only took Yami an hour to do his chores and he spent another hour picking out what to wear. He chose to wear a pair of leather pants, a leather tank top, and accessories. To those of you who need to know, it's the Battle City outfit. Yami looked at himself in his mirror and smirked.

"Lookin' good and sexy! The Prince will love ya in this outfit honey, plus the pants show off that nice ass of yours!" He spoke to his reflection.

He turned and walked downstairs to the entrance room and saw the girls, and Pegasus, down by the door. They were all wearing dresses and too much make up and perfume while Yami only wore kohl.

"Mom! Look at him, he's wearing leather!" Anzu pointed out and ripped Yami's tank top.

"Yeah, he looks like a slut! And the letter said no sluts!" Shizuka added and tore at Yami's pants, the girls ruined the rest of his outfit and Pegasus said that they weren't taking him looking like that.

They just left him there and Yami sat there, frowning.

"Shit…"

He stood up and walked out to the garden. A string of cuss words to wrong for even Fanfiction were going off in his head as he walked over to a bench and sat down. He was too distracted to notice that some magical light formed until he heard a loud thump noise and heard a loud yelp.

He looked up to see a smaller, paler, purple-eyed version of himself… in a silver mini skirt and purple tank top… wearing a crown, holding a sparkly princess wand, and having fairy wings sitting on the ground and rubbing his butt.

"Okay…? Who the hell are you?" Yami asked the smaller who stood up and dusted himself off.

"Huh?" He turned and smiled at Yami. "Why, I'm Yugi! You're Fairy God Brother!"

"If you're a boy, then why are you wearing a dress?"

"It's part of the job. Now, I heard that you were having some issues right?" Yugi looked at Yami's ripped clothing. "Baby, I don't do the whole rape-fix-thing."

Yami only looked at him. "My step-sisters did this!" He then told what happened to Yugi and the boy nodded.

"Hmm, well, I'll do this for free because I like you and that Prince Seto is H-O-T hot! But not as hot as my puppy Jou!" Yugi pointed to the dog that had walked over to them, Yami raised an eyebrow. "Jou's cursed to be a dog for a while." Yami nodded.

"So… can you help me?"

Yugi nodded like a bobble-head doll. "Of course baby! Let's me work my magic on ya!" Yami waved his wand and bonked Yami on the head. In a flash, Yami was dressed as a knight in shining leather. He was dressed as Prince Henry Tudor from YGO: The Duelists of the Rose game.

"DAMN! I look… amazing!" Yami smiled to himself as he looked himself over, not even caring that his hair was sticking up right now. Yugi nodded with a large grin on his cute face.

"I take pride in my work, now for your transportation." Yugi transformed a pumpkin into a carriage and Jou turned into a blond driver who gave Yugi a quick kiss. "Thanks Hun." Jou said.

Yugi then turned some rats into horses and hitched them to the carriage. Yami was still looking over his outfit, but he noticed that he was wearing silver boots, they were really nice.

"Now Yami, this magic doesn't last long, I haven't finished magic school yet so it will only last until midnight. And here's a mask, so your family doesn't recognize you. Have fun, and make sure to get a grope from the Prince!" Yugi smiled and Yami got into the carriage.

And they were off to the ball!

"Boring…"

Seto sighed for what seemed like the billionth time that night. He had talked to WAY too many people then he would have like, one was enough as it was already. He didn't understand why his father was doing this, shouldn't he find his own love, not pick someone at random just because of how they look?

Frankly that wasn't possible in his father's watchful eyes.

The long, long, long line of people was coming to an end and Kaiba saw two girls trying to get his attention, he only waved and told them that he wasn't interested in them. The brown-eyed one started crying and the blue-eyed one dragged the other away.

Inside of Seto's mind, he was screaming and shouting at how stupid and boring this was. But then he noticed someone coming into the room from the large double doors.

The person was short, but it fit him. He wore a leather outfit that didn't make him look like he had just been working 53rd and 3rd. It was covered in belts and he wore a cape with it. His boots were silver and his wrists were covered in chains and wristbands. His hair was tri-colored and stuck up to high heaven.

On his face and covering his gorgeous crimson-eyes was a black and red mask that you see at Carnival or Mardi gras. The whole outfit seemed to be a fit in matching the Blue-Eyes outfit that Seto wore himself AKA his DOTR outfit.

'Holy shit! He's walking sex!'

Seto stood up and somewhat jogged over to the boy who was busy looking around and staring in awe at the large ball room, he didn't even notice Seto until the man walked up to him.

"Excuse me," Seto started and the boy jolted, turning to look at him.

"Jesus Christ Bananas! You're Prince Kaiba!" The boy exclaimed, a dark blush painted his face.

"Yes I am, you know, I never expected to find someone as lovely looking as you here, why don't you and I share a dance together."

"Alright, but keeps your hands where I can see them."

"Deal."

And so, the two men danced into the night, talking about this and that as they went around, though the boy never mentioned his name. There was a few times where he would panic and pull Seto away from the crowd when they danced, as if they were being noticed by someone.

After a bit, Seto took the boy to the balcony where they looked out at the night sky. "You know, seeing you made my birthday a whole lot better."

Red-eyes blinked. "Really? How so?"

"Because I got to see the most beautiful person I've ever met." He leaned down while the other leaned up, almost, almost…

BONG!

"ARG! FUCKING CLOCK!" Seto and the boy yelled in union but the other gasped and started running.

"Wait!" Seto followed after Yami who, as he turned to look at the brunet, tripped down the last two steps. Yami got up, leaving a boot behind and kept running, he had to leave, it was midnight.

"JOU! JOU! We've got to go!" Yami yelled but blinked, seeing Jou and Yugi in a hot make-out session. "Umm… can you stop sucking each others faces off and GET ME THE HELL HOME?!"

Jou and Yugi apologized and Yami got in to the carriage and they drove off. Just as they reached the grounds of Yami's home, the clothing he wore changed to the ripped up ones, the carriage became a pumpkin, and Jou and the rats returned to normal. Yugi vanished, saying he had to leave.

Yami sat on the ground in the garden, pouting. "Dang, I didn't even get to kiss him."

But he smiled anyway, he got to dance with the coolest guy in the whole kingdom, plus he noticed that the prince liked his ass from how many times he grabbed it. But as Yami sat there, he noticed that he had a silver boot on his foot.

The next day Yami seemed to be walking on air while his head was stuck in cloud nine. He didn't even bother to tie up his hair, much to his family's dislike. He was in the kitchen making breakfast for the people but he heard something outside. The neighbors were talking to each other about the prince coming through the town.

He was looking for someone, someone he met at the ball.

And when he found that person, he would ask for their hand in marriage.

Yami squealed in absolute delight and bounced around the kitchen. "Prince Seto is coming! YAY!" He stopped and gasped. "Damn! I MUST look presentable in the eyes of the prince! Gotta change into leather!" Yami ran off up stairs, flailing as he did so.

As Yami ran past his step-family in a frantic and happy way, they wondered what was up with him until there was a knock at the door. Pegasus opened the door and looked into the eyes of one Prince Seto with his assistant Isono standing nearby with a silver boot on a pillow.

"Oh, sir Prince! What do I have of the pleasure of you being here?" Pegasus spoke, giving the other a wink, though Seto cringed.

"Look, I'm looking for someone, the one person who can fit this boot." He gestured to it. "Everyone has stuck their foot into and so far no one fits. I was wondering if you had anyone in this household that could wear this boot on their left foot."

Pegasus nodded. "Anzu come here, you will be the first to try this out." Pegasus took the boot from Isono and told the two men to wait in the living room while he got the boot on his daughter's foot.

But it seemed that Anzu couldn't get her feet to fit so Pegasus took out a blade. "Cut off your big toe."

"My what?! Why?!" Anzu yelled.

"Because when you are queen, you will have no need to walk. Now do it." And so Anzu cut off her toe and slid the boot on. It fit and she walked out, in pain, towards Seto and they left.

But as they passed by the garden, he heard a small whimper and noticed that a blond dog was walking near him. "What do you want mutt?" That's when he noticed that the boot Anzu wore had blood on it; he could almost hear a voice telling him that she cheated and cut her foot to get it in.

And so, they returned to the house and Seto asked if there was another child. It was Shizuka's turn but she couldn't fit her heel in, so Pegasus told her the same thing and she cut her heel, slipping it into the boot.

Seto and Shizuka then walked past the garden where Jou followed them, barking. "Will you shut up?" Seto barked back, but heard the voice saying the girl cheated as well. He saw that the boot had more blood on it.

Seto stormed back over to the house and asked if there was another child, Pegasus only shook his head. "Listen you, I have been going from house to house all damn morning and this is the last one in the village! Stop cheating and tell me, is there anyone else!?"

"Umm… me?"

The prince and the others looked up at the top of the stairs to see a boy standing up there. Yami blinked and look at them all, smiling at Seto though. He held something behind his back as he walked down the steps.

"Cinder-Yami! What are you doing here?!" Pegasus yelled at him. "Shouldn't you be making breakfast?!"

"Oh blow it out your ass you drag queen! And stop calling me Cinder-Yami, its Yami bitch!" Yami glared at him and turned to Kaiba.

"My prince, I also live in this house, though it should belong to me since it was my father's. I attended the ball last night and you and I danced together. Plus I was wearing some hot leather pants." He smirked.

Seto nodded. "Alright, you look a lot like him, but can you wear the boot?" He held up the blood covered boot and Yami raised an eyebrow.

"Listen, I'm not wearing a boot soaked in blood. I'll wear the other." He held up the right boot. Everyone gasped and Anzu and Shizuka yelled at him, demanding to know how he got to the ball.

"I had some help." Yami replied and slipped on the boot, a perfect fit.

And so Seto stayed true to his word and he and Yami got married. Yami's sisters' punishment for making him a slave for most of his life to his sisters was that he had Yugi make some birds poke out their eyes.

And Yami and Seto had mad monkey sex and lived happily ever after.

The End.

So…. Did you guys like it?! Tell me if you did! I'm sorry if you guys like Shizuka or Anzu, I don't like them very much and I hate when people pair them up with Kaiba or Yami. The blood and eyeball thing was from the original version of Cinderella by the Grimm Brothers. Their stories were always violent like that.

I hope you liked this Hathor.

Please review.