A/N: Hello Guys!! First of all, I would like to thank all those who reviewed my story "Cullens in Trouble". You guys made my day =D!! Cookies and a cyber bear hug from Emmett to saphira sexton, Scream It Loud, Major Grai, setsuna1415, lynne0731, marykat, Twilighter345, RilienRhovanion, kim, Major Grai(anonymous this time, I dunno if it's the same), selena, call , vampirelover13, roserose12345, AliceCullenRocks-2009, lilyanncullen, peny11, midgi, RealMenDoSparkle, twilight-luver-88, 2cool4school!! Thanks a lot guys. I owe you big time.
Apart from that, I have a bad news. Well, many people wanted a sequel to Cullens in Trouble. I am sorry to say that there will be no sequel….at least for now. I have simply no idea of what to put in a sequel and I don't want to write something ridiculous. So sorry guys!!
Ok, ok….I'll shut up now. Enjoy :)
~Disclaimer~ all characters belong to Stephenie; I'm just messing around with them! :)
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Edward POV
It was a calm night. I was lounging on the loveseat with Bella cuddled into my chest. Alice was sitting next to Jasper on the couch, who in turn was sitting next to Emmett. They were playing God-knows-what and shouting profanities at each other. I wasn't paying attention to them. I was quite content playing with Bella's hair (although Alice didn't approve) and listening to my love's occasional giggles at the idiotic behaviors of our dear brothers. Esme and Carlisle were working on something, Renesmee was sleeping; the Dog had gone back to La Push and what Rosalie was doing I didn't want to know! So all in all, everyone was minding their own business. That is until a shrill scream interrupted the calm.
"EMMMMMMEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!" came Rosalie's voice from her bedroom, "WHAT. DID. YOU. DO. TO. MY. DRESS?" she shouted making every word sound like a sentence. So it was not unnatural that Emmett gulped and his thoughts were along the lines of Oh Shit! My Existence is officially over!
I searched Rosalie's mind. There was a picture of a blood red dress, ripped at the seams and stashed way under the bed. Yup, Emmett was right, his existence was officially over. I quickly scanned the rest of the family's thoughts
Emmett is rolling in guilt and fear. He is starting to make me frightened too! ~ Jasper
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves..... Alice (typical)
I hope they don't destroy the house ~ Esme
Not Again ~ Carlisle
And lastly I came back to Emmett. This time he had a scene playing in his head.
It showed – What the? In it, Emmett was prancing around the room in a red dress. The same dress that was found ripped under the bed.
I gave him a quizzical look He shrugged. I was just fooling around. He thought. The scene continued. I saw him doing something which was a mix between ballet and…umm….I don't know….but definitely not something that could be described as dancing. Anyway, what happened next is he did a sort of split and the dress, literally, couldn't take it any more. It ripped apart at the seams. So, in short, he messed up big time!
"EMMETT MCARTHY CULLEN, Rose screeched, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? MY DRESS. MY FAVORITE DRESS. YOU RUINED IT! IT WAS FREAKING GUCCI! I HAD TO SEARCH 5 HOURS FOR IT. 5 HOURS! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG THAT IS? IT WAS ALSO ONE OF A KIND. AND I HADN'T EVEN WORN IT!! YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE MISTER!" All this she said in one breath.
Emmett looked terrified. "I am sorry?" he murmured. I am sorry? Even I could have come up with something better than that. Jasper's thoughts shouted, exasperated. I agreed.
Rosalie exploded. No surprise there!
"You are sorry, are you?" She shouted while repeatedly poking him in the chest. "Well 'being sorry' just isn't good enough! WHAT IS GOOD ENOUGH, IS GETTING ME A REPLACEMENT OR FIXING THIS DRESS. But since neither is possible, you will repay with a punishment. You will not lay a hand on me for a month!"
Whoa! That was the worst punishment she had given him in a decade. Usually it was 2 to 3 days. I guess Emmett thought the same too….
"A Month!? But that's too much Rosie. Make it a week. Please. I will not last" Emmett pleaded frantically. Doesn't he know this will land him in more trouble? When will he learn? I thought and heard my thoughts mirrored in everyone else's (except Emmett and Rosalie's) mind.
"You should have though of that before you decided to become a cross-dresser." She replied with a huff.
Just then, Alice, who had been trying to hold back her giggles (trying being the key word here) lost her battle. She fell off the couch laughing hysterically. Unfortunately, she still had that song stuck in her head. So, I had no idea what she was laughing about.
"Are you okay Alice?" Bella asked, concerned. Alice just nodded her head, unable to talk.
It took about five minutes for Alice's giggles to subside. When they did we all said in unison "What!?"
Still fighting giggles, she replied "Well, as all of us know how much Rose and Emmett are fond of showing 'their love for each other', does anyone think they will be able to last more than two days?"
"Oh please Alice! I can last just fine" Rose replied
"I don't think so Rose" Alice said in an annoying sing-song voice. "I happen to know otherwise" she said tapping her temple.
A number of retorts went through Rosalie's mind. But she apparently none of them were good enough for her. So she murmured, "As if you and Jasper can do it"
"Of course we could," Alice immediately retorted. "Right Jazz?"
Jasper took a second to reply. He was contemplating whether to be truthful and say 'no' or go along with his wife and say 'yes'. Unfortunately for him, Alice got visions of both outcomes.
"JAZZ" She shouted in complete disbelief. "You think we couldn't do it?"
"I…uh…no…I mean …yes…Alice!" he stuttered.
By now Rosalie was laughing uncontrollably. "See Alice, even Jasper knows" she laughed.
Alice glared at Jasper, then at Rose. "Fine then, Rose, you're on! Jasper, you are not to touch me for a month! Whoever caves first will have to be the other's slave for a month. That means that if both complete the month, it will continue till one surrenders. And if both of us cave before the month is over, both lose and are going to be Bella's slave. Deal?"
"Deal" Rose replied just as Jasper shouted "But what am I getting punished for?"
"For not having faith in me. Oh and Jazzy, I know what you are going to say next and please don't say it. That's completely lame. No buts" That shut him up.
Suddenly, I noticed Bella trying to get up. I tightened my grip around her. "And where do you think you're going? You are not going to join them are you?" I whispered in her ear. She shivered slightly. It felt good knowing that only I had that effect on her.
"Well, I was…uh…what was I saying? Oh yeah, I was going to stop them before it got too ugly." She replied. My Beautiful Bella. Always the peacemaker. But this time, I was having too much fun to let her intervene. Even Carlisle and Esme said, I mean thought, they would not interrupt as long as the house was intact.
So I unleashed my full 'dazzling' abilities on her, hoping they would work. I started planting kisses on her neck and collarbone. Then I made way upto her earlobe. I nibbled gently it before trailing to her other earlobe and whispered as seductively as I could. "Come on Bella. This is really entertaining. Don't stop this. As long as we don't get sucked into this, I can guarantee you that this will be the best entertainment this decade. Please Bella. For me." I turned her face so that I could look into her eye. God, she was beautiful. How was I supposed to dazzle her, when I was the one being 'dazzled'?
But apparently, whatever I did, worked because she sighed before giving in. "Fine, but we better not get into this mess" she warned.
I smirked, "Don't worry. We can't get into this, if we are not here. From Alice's visions, I can see that this night is going to be pretty boring….if we stay her"
She smiled understanding my hint. "Come on" she whispered "It's time we checked on Renesmee."
And with that, we ran back to our cottage leaving behind two begging guys and two very angry girls.
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A/N: Somehow it did not turn out as good as I imagined. In fact I'm not at all happy with it. So what do you think? Does it suck or should I continue it? And please inform me about any spelling or grammatical mistake. I'll correct it. Finally, please please review.
BTW, I don't have anything definite planned for this story. I only have a vague idea of where this is headed. So ideas are appreciated. Any idea you have, please review or PM me.
As usual reviewers get a cookie and a cyber bear hug from Emmett! =D