~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~back to the present~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And that was it. Hidan looked at the clock and was shock. He'd been reminiscing for the last two hours. Insomnia's a bitch. "Can't you sleep?" Great, he'd kept his partner up too.

He flipped over to face the banker. "What the hell do you think?" he sighed. "I'm just thinking."

"If you do that too much, you'll hurt yourself."

Hidan cuffed him on the side of the head. "You're a real pain in the ass, you know?"

"You mean that literally?" another cuff, but Hidan was smirking. "Yes. And figuratively."

Kakuzu sighed and flopped backwards to lie on his back, allowing Hidan to curl up in the space between his arm and torso. "Stay like this. I'll sleep better." The banker wrapped his around Hidan's back, indicating he was staying like that for a while.

Silence.

"Kakuzu?"

"Hmm?"

"…"

"Hidan?"

"I love you."

Kakuzu couldn't respond at first. Finally, he smiled and tightened his grip. "Love you too."

Hidan couldn't help smiling as he felt sleep wash over him. This has to be the weirdest organization in the entire world. After all, just look at the couples.

A psycho leader and a blue haired origami mistress.

A schizophrenic plant and an idiotic brat.

A shark and a weasel.

A puppet and a four-mouthed bomber.

And, of course, a miser and a masochist.