Disclaimer: I do not own any Kirby Characters that appear, or any OC characters that appear in this ask column-that-is-kinda-a-story. The only character that belongs to me is my OC! YumiStar, (yes, I use my OC as my pen name). All Kirby characters and OCs belong to Nintendo and the Creators of OCs respectively.
Warnings: This story will contain…um, well weird situations, (this happens when the author doesn't really care what's being asked…unless its offensive in some way or someone pretends to be another review), boyxboy flirting, (thanks to Galacta Knight), and boyxboy relationships…and, uh…I guess Marx Trauma?
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Galacta Knight: HEEEEY! Sorry for the long wait! We're just busy doing a lot of other stuff…
YumiStar: I'm totally not being distracted by my copy of 'Kingdom Hearts III'…nope, definitely not that…
Meta Knight: …anyway, on to the questions…
From: silverwisp1-epic
How do your reproductive organs function, I would like to know your kinds anatomy…
Pardon me for asking, I have theorized on the matter and I am just simply curious, I honestly just want the information.
Galacta Knight: *Confused Look* Its…just….?…like everyone else? What? You gotta be more specific…
Meta Knight: What he said…I mean, they.
From: Elininjakat
(hope you don't mind the nature of this ask. this contains my own interpretation of galacta knight's personality. also a little long so cut out as much of this as you want)
What appears to be another Galacta Knight abruptly falls down out of a portal. He looks around in plain confusion for a few moments, before spotting the small cast of Yumi, Kirby, Meta Knight, and, of course, the main Galacta Knight.
"W-wh-" The one from the portal stutters in confusion for a few moments, before deciding to not ponder the strangeness of the situation for too long. "... e-er.. hey? I'm.. Galacta Knight, but- obviously, you uh, also are, so.. just.. call me Nolus, I guess, since.. that's my actual name.."
After a pause, and seeming to somehow realize it's an ask blog, 'Nolus' clears his throat. ".. where.. exactly are you from? Are you from Halcandra, or.. somewhere else? And.. do you have a name other than your knight title?"
"... also, how do you react to seeing me..?"
Galacta Knight: …
Meta Knight: …
Kirby: …
YumiStar: …did another Galacta Knight just get inserted into our ask column?
Galacta Knight: I guess? Anyway, to answer Nolus' questions:
1) I do not remember where I am from.
2) What's a 'Halcandra'?
3) I think I do, but it comes up all fuzzy in my head…
4) Very, very surprised…and shocked…and other surprise emotions…
From: Vic0911
Hey, Galacta knight! How do you feel about just being an [SPOILER] for Meta Knight in [SPOILER]?
Meta Knight, what is your opinion on basically BEING the meta of Brawl? (Pun intended)
Kirby, what do you think of Kirby?
And YumiStar, the story is called "Mario and Luigis first fight with Bowser". By the way, the Mario and Luigi of that story want to tell yall something.
Mario: "Listen up! Im challenging all of you to a fight against me and my bro!"
Luigi: "Mario, please."
Vic1109: "Yes, Mario. Be nice and polite, or theyll probably not accept."
Mario: "Fine." *bows down in respect* "Can we have a fight to see who is stronger? Also, can I stay here for a while? Vic1109 isnt writing on our story anymore."
Vic1109: "What? THE F*** DID YOU JUST SAY? GET OVER HERE YOU B***!" *hunts Mario*
Luigi: "I deeply apologize for these two idiots."
Galacta Knight: Vic, my man, what did we say about spoilers? Not everyone has the newest game out…
Meta Knight: …that was a terrible pun. Even for a pun…
Kirby: Wha?
YumiStar: Cool, I'll go check it out. *Currently pushing Mario & Luigi back to you through time-space door*
From: Ajohrendt
Ok... So I know this story/series hasnt been updated since September 2018, which is... *looks at my calender* nearly half a year so hopefully this question will bring in the next chapter
To Kirby: dude! You be my major main in Smash Bros. Heck in Ultimate you were the main character I used in [SPOILER]! I'm sure you can become the world's strongest fighter! Also catch! *tosses a Maximum Tomato*
To Galacta Knight: Ah I remember the days when I played Superstar Ultra and kept getting my butt whooped by you, so my question is... Why a lance?! You knows Swords are cooler right?! Also... Are you the Yin to Meta Knight's Yang? The light to his Darkness? Ok I'll stop now before I get hurt.
To Meta Knight: Hola Amigo! Lol just kidding sorry I had to. So what's your beef against 4Kids' Meta Knight? Sure he sounds Mexican but he's still the major badass that he is in the original version. Also... CAN I FLY THE HALBERD? OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE *compose my self* ok... I'm calm now. I may be a kirby fan for years since I was 4 (back in 1998) but I always wanted to fly the Halberd
Hope to see these get answered
P. S. Yo Yumi! Thanks for checking out my story, I looked over your other stories and got to admit they are neat so keep up the good work!
Kirby: Really? That's so nice to hear! Usually I'm either too weak t some people or to OP…OH! TOMATO! *Eats Maximum Tomato*
Galacta Knight: *GASP* WHAT BLASPHEMY DO YOU SPEAK!? And I'm pretty sure Kirby is Meta's 'light'. *Cackles madly*
Meta Knight: *Blushes Slightly* Shut it, you…and I mean, sure. But when you hear how they intemperate your voice, when you know you don't sound like that...well, that gets annoying pretty quickly. And I guess you can…you'd probably do it, anyway…
YumiStar: ….You…other stories…*Internal Cheering* Thank you, so much for checking out my other stories! And your 'Hero of the Elemental Nation' story sounds awesome. If you want, I can Beta for you and write the fight scenes. I haven't really watched a lot of Naruto, but I know enough to try. If you want me to, that is. :)
Galacta Knight: Until next time, peeps! Keep those questions a-coming! We will always answer, it just…we do other stuff, so it might take some time!