Disclaimer: I don't own PJO.

Author's Note: I saw something like this in the PJO category, but that was after I had already written it. If the author of said FanFic sees anything that they had posted on their list, please tell me and I will fix it.

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Whenever you see grapes you think of Mr. D.

You asked your parents if you could get a hellhound for Christmas.

You brush your teeth more just because there's seaweed in the tooth paste.

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell "Burrito Fight!" whenever you're in a Mexican restaurant.

You started drinking coffee after you read Titan's Curse.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn't have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on. (*cough, cough* Pages 45, 58, 77, and 203 of Botl.)

You suddenly love thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You want to get a black guinea pig and name it Percy.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O'Leary.

You read Botl several times hoping that there would be more Percabeth. (*cough, cough* Eight times.)

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I'm a child of Athena.)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you're supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start hating blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. (I threw mine away. After I threw it at my bed a few times and screamed, "Die, Kronos, Die!")

You cringe whenever the name "Luke" is said.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You check eBay for Ancient Greek to English dictionaries. (Save your breath, they don't have any.)

You giggle whenever someone says, "Mt. Saint Helens."

You've got countdowns to all the upcoming books and the movie.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven't read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, "Have you read PJO?"

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (This hasn't happened yet, but it will.)

You yell "Mizzenmast!" whenever you enter a boat.

You dream about PJO every night.