This will hopefully be funny! :D
Disclamer: Naruto and it's characters are not my property...
Read&Review!
TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR COMING FROM…
NARUTO
1) "Ramen? Nah, thanks but I prefer some HEALTHY vegetables!"
2) "Becoming Hokage…?? Absolutely not! My greatest dream is to become an engineer!"
3) "Hinata is always talking! She never shuts up!"
4) "Sasuke and I have never been enemies, are you kidding?!"
5) "I passed the academy exam after 3 days of school!"
6) "Orange?! I would NEVER EVER in my life wear something orange: it's the most offensive color existing!"
7) "I always disliked Sakura…"
8) "I defeated Gaara without getting a scratch."
9) "Jiraya has never spied on women at bath houses."
10) "Kakashi is the first to arrive at an appointment."