This will hopefully be funny! :D

Disclamer: Naruto and it's characters are not my property...

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TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR COMING FROM…

NARUTO

1) "Ramen? Nah, thanks but I prefer some HEALTHY vegetables!"

2) "Becoming Hokage…?? Absolutely not! My greatest dream is to become an engineer!"

3) "Hinata is always talking! She never shuts up!"

4) "Sasuke and I have never been enemies, are you kidding?!"

5) "I passed the academy exam after 3 days of school!"

6) "Orange?! I would NEVER EVER in my life wear something orange: it's the most offensive color existing!"

7) "I always disliked Sakura…"

8) "I defeated Gaara without getting a scratch."

9) "Jiraya has never spied on women at bath houses."

10) "Kakashi is the first to arrive at an appointment."