1 Vegeta Deserves Better 4
(Goku has been loving Vegeta for three days. Vegeta is happy. Goku drools a lot.)
18's mind: Ha! Vegeta has fallen for my plan completely! Little does he know that Saiya-jins get weaker when they are happy! They are so weak and so happy right now that I can kill them single-handedly!
Vegeta: What are you smirking about woman?
18: Oh..just seeing you so happy makes me smile, Lord Vegeta.
Vegeta: Well.at least you're giving me my proper respect as well.
Goku: Woof!
18: Can I hold Goku's leash for a second, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Why? Oh, fine. I have to go train for a while anyway.
18: Oh. Don't go! This will only take a second.
Vegeta: Then hurry up, woman!
(18 yanks on the leash and suffocates Goku to death right there in front of Vegeta).
18: Yes! My purpose of living has been accomplished!
Vegeta: Noooo! If Kakarotto's dead, then who will I train with? Who will I beat to a bloody pulp for sport? Wait a minute! You were trying to kill him all along and ruin my fun weren't you!?
18: Well yes, and I was gonna kill you too, Vegeta.
Vegeta: Why you! *Aims the device at 18 and pushes the button* Ha ha ha!
18: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Wait! Nothing's happening!
Vegeta: What!?
(A face appears on a small screen on the device. It's Bulma. A recording says "Naughty, naughty Vegeta! This device ONLY works on Saiya-jins! I know you! I won't let you have the whole world loving YOU!" She blows a kiss and the face disappears.)
Vegeta: Damn that woman!
18: Aawwwwww. Too bad, Vegetable man!
Vegeta: I'll kill you! You pile of sh- *Goku appears in the corner* WHAT!
Goku: um...what just happened?
Vegeta: Damn! He's back to normal! But how?
(Shen-long appears next to Goku)
Shen-long: Oh, in case you were wondering, when you die twice and get wished back to life, then you get wished back a third time free!
Goku: Wow! Thanks, Shen-long! You da man!
Shen-long: Don't mention it! Just stay out of trouble! See ya!
(Shen-long disappears again)
Vegeta: Kakarotto! That disgusting maggot, android was trying to kill us!
Goku: What?
Vegeta: She knew about us getting weaker when we are happy!
18: Wait! You knew about that too!
Vegeta: Of course! I AM a saiya-jin! The prince of them no less. Kakarotto! Does your inbred mind understand why we have to destroy her now!?
Goku: *Classic clueless expression* Why would we want to destroy her?
Vegeta: *Sigh*
(After 12 attempts of getting Goku to understand, including a puppet show and several diagrams, he finally gets it.)
Goku: Well that's just mean. Hey Vegeta! Let's fuse into Gogeta!
Vegeta: But we don't need to! We're strong enough! Well, I'm strong enough!
Goku: But it was so much fun!
Vegeta: Well it was fun. Oh alright!
(They do the Fusion ha dance and turn into Gogeta. They make some really cool speeches and kick 18's ass.)
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I know...that was the most unimaginable piece of shite that ever came out of my deranged mind. Oh well.. please review!
(Goku has been loving Vegeta for three days. Vegeta is happy. Goku drools a lot.)
18's mind: Ha! Vegeta has fallen for my plan completely! Little does he know that Saiya-jins get weaker when they are happy! They are so weak and so happy right now that I can kill them single-handedly!
Vegeta: What are you smirking about woman?
18: Oh..just seeing you so happy makes me smile, Lord Vegeta.
Vegeta: Well.at least you're giving me my proper respect as well.
Goku: Woof!
18: Can I hold Goku's leash for a second, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Why? Oh, fine. I have to go train for a while anyway.
18: Oh. Don't go! This will only take a second.
Vegeta: Then hurry up, woman!
(18 yanks on the leash and suffocates Goku to death right there in front of Vegeta).
18: Yes! My purpose of living has been accomplished!
Vegeta: Noooo! If Kakarotto's dead, then who will I train with? Who will I beat to a bloody pulp for sport? Wait a minute! You were trying to kill him all along and ruin my fun weren't you!?
18: Well yes, and I was gonna kill you too, Vegeta.
Vegeta: Why you! *Aims the device at 18 and pushes the button* Ha ha ha!
18: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Wait! Nothing's happening!
Vegeta: What!?
(A face appears on a small screen on the device. It's Bulma. A recording says "Naughty, naughty Vegeta! This device ONLY works on Saiya-jins! I know you! I won't let you have the whole world loving YOU!" She blows a kiss and the face disappears.)
Vegeta: Damn that woman!
18: Aawwwwww. Too bad, Vegetable man!
Vegeta: I'll kill you! You pile of sh- *Goku appears in the corner* WHAT!
Goku: um...what just happened?
Vegeta: Damn! He's back to normal! But how?
(Shen-long appears next to Goku)
Shen-long: Oh, in case you were wondering, when you die twice and get wished back to life, then you get wished back a third time free!
Goku: Wow! Thanks, Shen-long! You da man!
Shen-long: Don't mention it! Just stay out of trouble! See ya!
(Shen-long disappears again)
Vegeta: Kakarotto! That disgusting maggot, android was trying to kill us!
Goku: What?
Vegeta: She knew about us getting weaker when we are happy!
18: Wait! You knew about that too!
Vegeta: Of course! I AM a saiya-jin! The prince of them no less. Kakarotto! Does your inbred mind understand why we have to destroy her now!?
Goku: *Classic clueless expression* Why would we want to destroy her?
Vegeta: *Sigh*
(After 12 attempts of getting Goku to understand, including a puppet show and several diagrams, he finally gets it.)
Goku: Well that's just mean. Hey Vegeta! Let's fuse into Gogeta!
Vegeta: But we don't need to! We're strong enough! Well, I'm strong enough!
Goku: But it was so much fun!
Vegeta: Well it was fun. Oh alright!
(They do the Fusion ha dance and turn into Gogeta. They make some really cool speeches and kick 18's ass.)
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I know...that was the most unimaginable piece of shite that ever came out of my deranged mind. Oh well.. please review!