a.n.: Last Chapter...*tear* *sob* *tear*
~!!~C.C.'s House~!!~
Dr. Cullen: Woe is me!
Esme: What's your problem?
Dr. Cullen: Renee is dead!
Esme: So?
Dr. Cullen: So...now I'm lonely.
Esme: So?
Dr. Cullen: *Sigh*
Esme: Kiss me.
Dr. Cullen: Why would I--*Esme kisses him*
Dr. Cullen: *Enjoy's kiss*
Esme: *Brakes kiss* Still miss Renee?
Dr. Cullen: Renee who?
Esme: *laughs* That's what I thought.
~!!~Eric, Ben, Tyler~!!~
Eric: I'm gay!
Ben: Me too!
Tyler: Um...
Eric: *glare* Aren't you gay too Tyler?
Ben: *glare* Yeah, Tyler. Aren't you?
Tyler: Um........no........
Eric: I banish you!
Tyler: But!
Ben: No! Your banished!
Tyler: *cries like baby* Pleeeeese don't---
Ben and Eric: Ban-ished!!!!
Tyler: *Runs off crying*
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Ben: Tyler please forget us!
Tyler: No.
Eric: But we love you!
Tyler: No.
Ben: Pleeee---
Tyler: No.
Eric: Why not?
Tyler: You two broke my heart!
Eric: I thought you weren't gay...
Tyler: I'm not.
Ben: Then how did we brake your heart?
Tyler: Because I'm a bi-chick! *Rips off clothes to revel chick clothes; Mini-skirt and tank top complete with high-heels*
Eric and Ben: ..................
Surrounding People: ........ :O ........
Space Aliens: Hot! Hot! Hot!
Tyler: What?
Eric: You make a nice looking chick...for a dude...who's bi...
Tyler: *giggles*
Ben: O.O
Tyler: Ben, don't you like me anymore? *voice suddenly sounds like a ten year old girl*
Ben: *rapid blinking*
Eric: Dude---chick---whatever you are, I think you...killed him or something.
Tyler: Wow *giggles* I didn't know I was that stunning.
Eric: *Takes Tyler's hand*
Tyler: *takes Eric and Ben's hands*
Ben: *still "stunned"*
Tyler, Eric, Ben: *stroll out hand in hand to live in gay happy land*
Emmett: That was nice lunch room talk...
Edward: Never thought I'd see the day...
Bella: I'm glad we don't eat...
Alice: I feel sick...
Nessie: That made me lose my food interest...
Jacob: My cookie doesn't taste so good now...
Nessie: *Pats Jake* It'll be okay.
Jacob: *stuffs more "good doggie" cookies in his mouth*
Jasper: I feel kinda turned on...
All: *Smacks Jasper*
Jasper: Ow!!
Jane: So...time to wreak more lives!
All: Ahhhh!! *Flea Jane*
Jane: *Laughs evil like* Man that never gets old!
a.n.: Well it seems the time as come. Bye, Bye Strange Couples! *tear*
I feel bad for ending the story though...it's just I'm out of ideas. I don't want to drag the story out or anything so I think it's time to end it. I'm going to miss writing about all this Cullen/Volturi weirdness. I might do a Sequel or something...who knows.
=D =D =D Thank you to all who reviewed, alerted and favored! =D =D =D
I'm dedicating this story to: Jazzie-loves-me-22 and november21. You two have been with me thought out the story. You've reviewed every chapter. I hope you two enjoyed this story, because I know I enjoyed both writing and reading your reviews! You two (and Melissa, but she got J&M) are the reason I kept this story going. Thank You two so very very much!!
*Sigh* Okay time to end yet another story. I think ending a story is harder then writing it...it just makes me so sad to end stories. Once again, thank you everyone!
THE END