Novocaine

Summary: When Zim gets sick, he must hide his weakness from the Dib-worm. Which might just prove impossible...

Pairings: ZaDR, slight GaGR (Gaz & GIR)

Warning: Boys loving boys, and Girls loving.... robots.... that's it. Oh yeah! Human loving alien, too. But you're all used to that, aren't you? cx

Sensation

"And so, kids, the universe will eventually implode on itself."

I ignored my creepy Earth teacher's lecture of doom. After all, with my superior information gathering skills, this filthy planet would be under Irken control long before this... implosion.

Said creepy teacher sighed, shaking me from my thoughts, "Yes, Dib?"

"Didn't you discuss this before?"

I growled savagely. Stupid Dib-worm! The only sane pig-monkey on this crazy planet was the only thing standing in the way of my plan-

My growl turned into a rather violent coughing fit and I flinched as each cough tore through my throat. By the time it was over, I was gasping for breath.

"Zim, if you're going to cough up your lungs, do it quietly!" Ms. Bitters snapped.

"Yes, Ms. Bitters." I rasped. My throat was surprisingly raw. Strange.

The bell rang and Ms. Bitters hissed darkly. "Enjoy your doomed lives. You'll be back here tomorrow or you'll all fail."

Finally, I could go home and work on my latest evil plan! Well, start on my new plan since Dib had to ruin my weasel one...

"Hello, Zim."

Speak of the devil, as the humans say, and he will come. "Dib." I stated, refusing to look at his disgusting, over-sized head.

"What was that earlier? You know, the whole coughing thing? Don't tell me you're dying!"

He laughed like it was hilarious. Dear Tallest, I hated him! With his smug grin and puppy-smell head!

Stifling a cough, I raised my head to glare at him, but froze.

There was nothing different about him. Sure, he'd grown a few heads taller, yet he still had that look of hate in his eyes.

But... something about him... was causing a warm, pleasant sensation in my squeedily spooch.

Hurriedly, I leapt out of my seat and rushed to the door, straight home, without looking back.

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More chapters will be added later. :)

Authors note: This was inspired by the Greenday song 'Give Me Novicaine'

Typists note: WHY DO I DO THIS?!?!?!!?