Have a Great Day!
by vernajast
naruto x sasuke
Sasuke Uchiha wasn't known for his patience, humor, or cheerful mood. He was the last person anyone would expect to have a perpetually gleeful closing like Have a great day! built into his email signature.
"You're fired. Have a great day! Uchiha Sasuke, CEO."
Everyone knew he didn't add it. A select few knew that the only reason it was even still there was because Naruto had gotten Shikamaru to password-protect the settings. Thus, Sasuke was forced to put on a cheerful face for the company despite his usual bitchy attitude.
"Naruto, I hate you. Have a great day! Uchiha Sasuke, CEO."
"No, you don't. You love me, and you know it! Uzumaki Naruto, VP Operations."
"Not anymore. I want you out by morning. Have a great day! Uchiha Sasuke, CEO."
"Of course! By morning, I plan to be waking up next to your sour face, not here at the office. Uzumaki Naruto, VP Operations."
"I want you out of the house. Have a great day! Uchiha Sasuke, CEO."
"The house I pay half the note for? Nope. Uzumaki Naruto, VP Operations."
"Fuck you. Have a great day! Uchiha Sasuke, CEO."
"I sorta planned on it being the other way around. Uzumaki Naruto, VP Operations."
No reply.
"Sasuke, you can't ignore me by email. Uzumaki Naruto, VP Operations."
No reply.
"Hey, seriously, you can't! That's not fair! Uzumaki Naruto, VP Operations."
No reply.
A balled up piece of paper smacked Sasuke in the forehead, and he slowly rose from his seat. He glared over the rows of cubicles at the man whose desk was situated across the office from his own.
Naruto grinned and yelled, "See? You can't ignore me!"
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched as their coworkers raised their heads to see what all the fuss was about. He rolled his eyes, turning his attention back to his computer.
"I hate you. Have a great day! Uchiha Sasuke, CEO."
[ . end ]
Note: While not exactly inspired by michelerene's The Demilitarized Zone, I couldn't help but think of it after the fact. It's a great story you guys should definitely go read!