A/N This is a one-shot. I got the idea from a grocery store. Don't ask.

"Daddy! Can we go home now?" I whined impatiently.

"You're being silly. We just got here." My dad said shaking his head.

"But—"

"Hey, no buts." He said, raising his eyebrows.

I slumped my shoulders and sighed loud enough for him to hear.

That's when I saw an uptight lady eyeing my dad, satisfied that another woman wasn't with us. My mom was in the car, listening to my dad's CD. I smiled smugly, an idea popping into my head.

"I miss Mommy!" I turned back to my dad acting perfectly well.

"She's not far away, honey."

"I know." I looked down, trying to see the woman inconspicuously. "She's in here." I patted the place where my heart was.

"Right." My dad watched me closely, in suspicion. He knew something was up. I did my best to shield my plan by thinking of Mom back in the car.

The lady's smile soon turned to a smirk. Even I could tell she had some dirty thoughts in mind.

The lady started towards us, trying to look attractive. Please! I thought. She had so much make up on, she looked like Krusty the Clown. Not to mention she was swaying her hips from side to side in an attempt to be seductive. My dad started to turn around, but she put her hand on his shoulder.

"Hey sailor boy, Mama's got a treat for you." I tried to muffle my laughter, and quickly shifted my thoughts back to Mom in the car, but it seemed Dad had already caught on to what the uptight lady was thinking.

"Um…Miss? Could you take your hand off me…" My dad paused, "Now?"

"I know you're single, big boy."

"Hmm, yes, I don't think so…" I bit my lip to hold the hysterical laughing fit that was just building. That was when my dad finally broke down. "I do not know what your problem is, woman. . . BUT I'M FREAKING MARRIED!"

I snickered, satisfied. My dad shoved his left hand in her face, increasing my laughing.

"B-b-but…your….your…" She didn't finish as Dad took my hand and stormed off in fury.

Once we were back at the car, Mom looked up at us in confusion. Once she saw my dad, she turned to me.

"So…what did you do to your father to make him mad?"

I smiled evilly at my dad and started.

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