Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Author's notes: CRACK. lulz. The world is a brighter place with added insanity.

^^ R&R.

"NO WAY, HELL NO! I am NOT going to do that for the talent show, Sakura. I may love you and all, but there is NO WAY IN HELL that I'm going to do that for you!" Naruto replied heatedly. "And there's NO WAY Sasuke is going to do it either."

The blonde ninja whipped his head around in shock. Sasuke was singing 'Single Ladies' at the top of his lungs and was doing the dance too. Perfectly. Notes and steps. Naruto stared in horror as Sasuke started shaking his hips to the beat. The dark-haired ninja was on time with everything, managing to look like an exact replica of the real thing.

Sakura was looking at him sadistically.

"NOOOOOO, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!!!"