Hinata's Not Dead
(Parody of Strong Bad's "The Cheat is Not Dead")

Hinata. Who knew you had it in you? Seems like just yesterday you were falling over in a dead faint anytime he got too close to you. This one's for you.

She got mad at Pain (Uh!)
For messing with her childhood crush (Uh!)
She jumped into the fight with a rush
But then she got stabbed, and then we all thought she was dead

We thought she was dead
We all thought Hinata was dead
We thought she was dead (Dead!)
We couldn't believe what we read
We thought she was dead (Dead!)
We all thought Hinata was--

Just the claps! Just the claps!
Uh! Uh!
Neji, I didn't know you had any rhythm. (…)
… all right guys, keep it rollin' for me. Keep it rollin'. Come on!

She confessed her love
Which is never good for a side character to do
But then we saw that Kishimoto drew
Her thinking his name, so we take it that she is not dead

Hinata's not dead
We're so glad Hinata's not dead
Hinata's not dead
If she was, we'd have Kishi's head

Hinata's not dead
The NaruHina fans can't wait 'til they're wed
Hinata's not dead
We're so glad Hinata's not dead

Hinata's not deeeaaad
Can't deny the power of the red thread?!
Hinata's not deeeaaad
We're so glad Hinata's not… deeeeeaaaaa…d

Hinata's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
Hinata's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
No, Hinata's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
Tears we did shed! (Hinata's not dead!)
Ohhh, she's dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
No, she's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
I said Hinata's not dead now! (Hinata's not dead!)
No, Hinata's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
Let's read the next chapter! (Hinata's not dead!)
What's happening to Naruto?! (Hinata's not dead!)
And where are the NejiHina fans?! (Hinata's not dead!)
Byakugan! (Hinata's not dead!)
Shugohakke Rokujyuuyon Shou! (Hinata's not dead!)
Hakke Sanjyuuni Shou! (Hinata's not dead!)
Jyuuho Soushiken! (Hinata's not dead!)
Is that all her techniques?! (Hinata's not dead!)
At least she's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
Whoa, she's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
No, she's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
No, she's not dead! (Hinata's not dead!)
No, Hinata is not dead!

Hinata is not dead!

Woooaaaaahhhh!